"OH MY GOD MASTER WE'RE HUMAN...OH MY GOD YOU'RE NAKED!" said a naked...she could only assume Naruto by the cheek marks and vivid yellow hair. An equally naked Shino stood behind Naruto, only he had his sunglasses. Tenten could be heard screaming audibly in the hallway somewhere, and Temari and Shikamaru were staring oddly at one another as they covered up their nakedness. Beauty promptly covered her eyes with her hands.
Shino wisely left to get appropriate clothing for each, only to inspire further screaming from Tenten as he did. When he returned, fully clothed and sufficiently scarred by Ino, he brought clothing. It was not usual clothing, and indeed, both the men and women wore trousers, and many things were extremely formfitting and/or short. Beauty turned to her love, and saw that he was not dressed as the others, but in a white collared shirt, and grey trousers. He was the most beautiful creature she had ever seen, his eyes large and dark and wild, his hair dark brown and mussed attractively, and his face like a angel's. His beautiful cheeks even had two streaks of red upon them, and while unusual, she rather liked it. He was feeling those cheeks with his lovely fingers, a look of utter confusion on his face. She sighed with a nameless emotion, and blushed as she looked at him, and turned away. She looked towards the rest of the household, and was in shock. Shino was a dark-haired young man, with a high collared coat that Tenten, an adorable brown haired girl was attempting to get him to take off for something that didn't cover so much of his face. Temari was a pretty but fierce looking young lady nuzzling into the arms of a pony tailed extremely intelligent looking Shikamaru. By his side was Chouji, just as cheerful looking as a human as he was a stove, and then two girls by the door, one with short pink hair and the other with long blonde hair staring at the very attractive dark-haired moody boy by the fire, who was clearly Sasuke. Another moody boy with long brown hair that was glaring at everyone must have been Neji. Hinata, a pretty long haired girl with lavender eyes was staring intently at Naruto, who was staring intently at a white haired perverted looking old man, pleading for "training." Another handsome white haired man with his face covered and a little orange book in his hand must have been Kakashi. Beauty was to say the least, a little overwhelmed.
"K...Kiba?" Beauty asked tentatively. He didn't leave much room for questioning, he grabbed her and kissed her again, in front of everyone. Then pandemonium ensued. Tenten grabbed Shino and kissed him, Shikamaru grabbed Temari and kissed her, Ino smacked down Sakura and attempted to kiss Sasuke, Kakashi and that perverted box-man started comparing some sort of notes, and everyone who remained gaped at the rest.
"Will you marry me?" said Kiba, a little awkwardly, his voice deep and rough, his smell like the pine forest outside. The females squealed with delight, the males starting shuffling their feet.
And all Naruto could say was..."But...but...I was supposed to get the hot feather duster, dattebayooooooo!"
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Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto
Notes for the Reader
• This is a slightly promotional fanfiction for my other fanfiction, Dream.
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