"Okay! It's ready!" Fai smiled as he brought over a cup full of sticks. "You know, Kuro-min, for someone who doesn't believe in forecasting the future, you are quite obsessed with proving my prediction wrong."

"I refuse to accept that anything says I'll spend the rest of my life with a freak like you," Kurogane glared.

"That was cruel, Kuro-kyon," Fai pouted. "Oh well... you have the rest of our wonderful life together to pay me back."

"Shut the hell up," Kurogane snapped as he snatched out a stick.

"What does it say?" Fai leaned over his shoulder.

"... YOU KNOW I CAN'T READ THIS!" Kurogane yelled.

"Oh," Fai took the stick. "It says Fai."

Kurogane growled, "Put it back."

Fai obediently put the stick back in the cup. Kurogane shook up the sticks and picked one out.

"Mage?"

"Yeah?" Fai cocked an eyebrow.

"This is your name again, isn't it?" Kurogane held out the stick.

"Yep," Fai smiled felinely.

"Dammit!" Kurogane threw the stick back in, shook the cup, and picked again. "You! Why is it always you!?"

"You know, you could be a little nicer," Fai commented. "I do cook you breakfast lunch and dinner and I take all of your abuse without complaint."

"You..." Kurogane's eyes narrowed as he looked at Fai. "You rigged it all. I don't know how but you did."

"Kuro-sama, I swear to you--"

Kurogane pinned Fai to the floor. "I'm not gonna let you go until you admit you fucked with the results."

"What are you going to do, Kuro-wan? Torture me to make me tell?" Fai laughed.

"Not quite," Kurogane grinned. "But I assure you it'll hurt like hell."

"Kuro-sa--" Fai was cut short as Kurogane kissed him roughly and began to strip him.

"Whoooo! That was good!" Fai grinned.

"I can't believe you didn't admit it," Kurogane tugged his shirt back on.

"Mmm," Fai stretched out across Kurogane's lap and looked up at him. "Well maybe I did... maybe just a little..."

"You admit it then?"

Fai held up a single finger and winked, "Just the last stick draw."

Kurogane gave a frustrated sigh.

"Well, Kuro-kyon, I think you just have to face facts," Fai sat up and leaned against Kurogane's body, causing a certain reaction Kurogane hadn't expected himself to have quite so soon after release. "You and I are together forever, whether we like it or not."

"Well, I suppose you could make it worth it," Kurogane mused.

"Oh? How?" Fai blinked. He was immediately forced to the floor again. "Kuro-wan, you're such a bad doggie!"