sorry it took so long...-sigh-

Axel: Its about time! I'm tired of being in this freak's body!

Reno: You wanna go?

-breaks into fist fight-

-mega sigh-


The hell? Why did the silver haired freak follow me?

"What do you want? I have serious business to attend to..such as sleeping," smirked Axel.

"You're not Reno," said Kadaj firmly, ignoring Axel's comment.

Axel was taken aback at Kadaj's statement, but didn't show any surprise, as a former organization member, Axel was taught how to be a good liar. "What the hell are you talking about? Of course I'm Reno!" he laughed.

"You can't fool me, I can sense a different soul inside of you. Besides, you're a hell of a lot smarter than Reno," he smiled cruelly.

Axel stayed silent, unsure of what to say. "So what if I'm not Reno? Why do you care?" he demanded.

Kadaj had an evil grin on his face, and before Axel could do anything, he struck his sword at the side of Axel's head, and everything went black.


Reno stumbled out of the ship, feeling dizzy. "Unh..." he groaned, while feeling sick to his stomach.

Sora, Roxas, Donald, and Goofy casually walked out as if it had been the smoothest ride ever.

"Whoa..." said Roxas and Sora together. "This is your home?"

Reno stopped spinning and looked up, sure enough, he saw the tall buildings and statues of Midgar. He smiled, remembering how much he missed this place..

But before he could enjoy the moment, a bullet zoomed past him. Reno jumped and summoned the fiery chakrams that he had practiced with.

Yazoo and Loz walked over to them with evil smirks on their faces.

"Heh, don't think you can trick me Reno, I know it's you," smirked Loz.

"Oh my, you used your head? Probably not, cause you don't know that I can do THIS!" he exclaimed while shooting a massive fire ball at them.

Yazoo and Loz gaped and ran out of the way, frantically.

"Who are those guys?" asked Sora, summoning his keyblade.

"Loz and Yazoo, they're Jenova's witnesses, but I'll explain that later," sighed Reno.

As Roxas looked at the fight, he decided he would go look for his friend. Spotting a door on the ground, he quickly opened it and jumped inside.


Axel blinked, and felt a severe pain in the side of his head. Then, remembering that Kadaj knocked him out, he shakily stood up.

"Ow..." he groaned while rubbing his head. He looked around, and saw he was in some kind of laboratory, with a cage surrounding him.

"Hello?!" called Axel.

He looked at himself, he was getting blurry, as if his body was a hologram, he was blurring into Reno and Axel at the same time.

"What the-?" as he felt himself.

"Axel?" called a familiar voice.

Axel's head shot up "R-Roxas? Is that you?" he cried, overjoyed to hear that voice again.

"Yeah!" the voice called back. Axel remembered, this wasn't his real body, so it would be kind of awkward but whatever.

As Roxas finally reached the cage, his eyes widened "Whoa, so THAT'S what Reno looks like...you two look like brothers or something.."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever now get me outta here!" Axel cried.

Roxas snapped back to reality and as he reached for his friend's hand a shock came from the bars and electrocuted the poor blonde.

Roxas fell to the floor, his hair even spikier (if that's possible).

"Roxas! Are you okay?" cried Axel.

Roxas twitched, and slowly got up, groaning. "Okay, plan B then,"

Axel nodded and remembered the rod that he used as a weapon "I wonder if this rod can still generate electricity.." he wondered and flipped the switch on. Suddenly, a flash of light erupted from the rod.

"Sweet!" exclaimed Roxas "So...now what?"

Axel looked at the bars, took a deep breath, and struck the rod into the bars.

There was a huge flash of light, lightning bolts flying everywhere, not to mention poor Axel getting shocked, and all the lights went out. Leaving Axel and Roxas sitting in the dark.

"AAAAH!" shrieked Roxas "Axel! I'm afraid of the dark!"

Axel, recovering from the shocks, shoved against the bars as hard as he could, the bars gave way easier than he thought, and he fell on top of Roxas.

"Axel! I missed y-Ack! Choking!" sputtered Roxas.


Reno panted, exhausted and not to mention hot from all the flames. "How does this dude not suffer from 3rd degree burns?!" he exclaimed.

Sora, who was using as many special attacks as possible, suddenly stopped. "Hey, where's Roxas?"

Reno, Donald, and Goofy looked around.

"Spikey boy! Where are ya?" called Reno.

"There!" cried Donald as he pointed to the open hatch in the ground.

Before they could enter, Yazoo and Loz blocked their way. "You won't be going anywhere," Yazoo snarled.

"Oh yes we will!" yelled Reno as he threw both of the flaming chakrams which hit both of the henchmen in the face. That's gonna leave a mark.


"HELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!" called Reno.

"Sssh!" hissed Sora, Donald, and Goofy.

"Down here!" yelled Roxas.

Sora stumbled through the dark, looking for a light switch, then had an idea. "Reno, use your fire to give us some light!"

"That would be MY fire!" shouted Axel from below.

"Axel! Is that you!?" exclaimed Goofy.

"Sadly yes, it wouldn't of been if SOMEONE hadn't started this whole thing!" he growled.

Reno scowled "It's not MY fault we switched lives! You're the one who almost disintegrated me!" he shot back.

"Shut up you two!" ordered Sora "We'll never get outta here, if you two keep arguing!"

The two red heads sighed. And Reno using a contained fireball to lead the way, they finally made it out of that dark laboratory.

When they reached the outside, Reno immediately started the next argument. "Now give me back my body! I'm sick and tired of feeling no emotion and you've probably screwed my life up enough," he retorted, crossing his arms.

Axel was about to argue back, but remembered something. "I'm all for getting my body back and stuff but...this is the first time I ever got to feel like..."

"..you had a heart?" said Roxas sadly.

Axel nodded, and Reno, softened his gaze, and looked at the ground.

"Well maybe we could-" he started but was interrupted by a huge flash of light and everything went black...again.


Axel: What's with the whole flashy light thing?

Reno: We faint too much...

Me: --