Good evening fellow girls and boys! As a warning to some of the wise, there will be some mild romance and violence and MAJOR humor on Sasuke.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANY CHARACTERS PERTAINING TO THE MANGA OR THE ANIME SERIES, I DO HOWEVER, OWN VIOLET.

An hour later:::

So far, so good!

Violet though to her self seeing as hell hadn't been unleashed at the party she had thrown. She cuddled up to the frightened Hinata, who began to use one another as shields from the evil demon movie playing in front of them where the only light in the room was shed dy the evil glare of the T.V. Sakura and Ino, being the competitive women they were, sat on either sides of Sasuke and gripped his arms, faking horror and clinging to the boy that stared at theT.V with vague interest, well as much interest a man could hold without laughing manically at the gore splashing in front of his eyes. Tenten was glaring at the stupid T.V as Kiba kept throwing bits of popcorn at tenten and shouting at her to move her bon bons; Neji sat on the rocking chair beside the couch clutching a pillow and stealing glances at the pink haired Sakura blossom perched silently at his enemies side. And finally, Naruto Lee and Chouji had decided to retire because of what we call "boredom".

All was peaceful (except for the screams that the females unleashed when the murderer plucked the head of a fat woman clear off her shoulders and squished it like it was as soft as cotton) and all had been seemingly perfect as the horror droned on the screen of hell. That is, until the movie showing the females body now being sucked into the bed and devoured by a psychopathic monster was replaced by a young boy with spiky raven locks and sweet, coal grey eyes filled with the passion of life only a child could hold.

"What the hell? Uchiha, I didn't know you were in a horror movie," Neji teased. Wide eyes met shy coal ones as the little boy on the T.V. screen began to sing and dance:
"I'm a little teapot Sasuke, sit down! short and stout, Turn that shit off, woman! here is my handle Aww Sasuke did his little dance! Here is my spout! Nice package, Uchiha. Still that same size I suspect? When I get all steamed up TURN.IT.OFF hear me shout, Oh this is PRICELESS TIP me over Oww! He bit me! and pour me out!"

Incoherent shouts were muffled by the tangled web of bodies trying to pin the Uchiha down and from not being able to move from the pain of too much laughter.

"in movie That was perfect Sasu-kun! Tee hee, I even got it on camera!"

That voice..it was so strangely familiar…Like they had heard it only MOMENTS ago..Everyone, even Sasuke who was pissed off beyond all reason, turned to look at the now apparent home movie.

"Did you really think so Violet-hime? Will you do it with me this time?

The little boy on the screen that was an innocent copy of the Sasuke we all know and love today looked hopefully at the giggling camera. The sun glared into the camera and the grass of a bright morning blurred as the camera was passed onto a taller figure and a tiny girl with scarlet hair bobbed onto the camera.

"movie Which one should we do for Itachi-sama?"

The present Sasuke glared at the T.V. screen as if his brothers presence was really there at the moment.

"movie Lets do the one where whispers Oh no, violet, turn it off!
"movie Kay, watch closely Itachi-sama!"

The children linked hands beginning to sing their childish duet. "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine." Sasuke twirled Violet out, then back inward towards him like one of the most graceful dancers twice his age. "You make me happy, when skies are grey!" Quickly they pretzled, around and around with grinning smiles the only things that didn't blur into the background. "You'll never know dear, how much I love you!" And WHY didn't I find out about this and make thousands of copies to blackmail the Uchiha with? "Please don't take my sunshine away!" Sasuke and Violet stopped, panting and laughing as the held one another up, the younger Sauce bending down slightly and kissing the younger Violet on the cheek.
…So THAT'S why Neji and Sasuke hate each other!
Seconds ago on the screen, a blur that was identified as a smaller Neji de-pansed a defenseless Sasuke and ran away just as fast as he had appeared.
"present Where'd Sasuke-kun and Violet go?"

Outside:::

He held himself quietly as his hand dully thanked against the wooden beam supporting the roof. Cool night air chilled his burning red cheeks, the thousands of stars bending the light in the pool of water in front enough to display a sad boy with a fierce dream to kill his brother.

"Sasuke-kun, it was just a home move. Don't be so..you."

Knowing her limits from years worth of being slapped around by an angered Uchiha, Violet kneeled in front of him and grinned in a shy and cat-like manor. His eyes averted from her lithe figure in fears of being hypnotized as his eyes transfixed on her stunning featured that dulled and relaxed his frayed wits, and instead focused again on the puddle that seemed to know everything and yet spoke no words as to what was going t happen. Ch, the stupid thing probably didn't know anything, it only thought it did!
Sasuke's face twisted into a pout, bottom lip puffed out and crystallized grey eyes narrowed.

"Ya' know Sasuke, my favorite color is grey."

He knew this all to well. Violet had always said that it was because it was an unlabeled and unbalanced color, always holding either more black or more white. No one could ever label it and no one could ever say it was a label of a certain social party like prep or punk or goth. But on one morning, long after they had retired to bed and the sun was sending shimmering seeds of sunlight to each drop of morning dew, Violet had held him in her arms and whispered softy in his ear that it was because his sparkling grey eyes were constantly on her mind; how they harmonized his porcelain skin and pink silky lips splendidly. When she looked in them, she said that every worry that had spliced her soul was long since forgotten in the crevice of her mind and that those eyes transfixed her and dulled all pain she held. That was truly why she loved the color grey.

"Sasuke, everyone's probably worried about you and why you ran off like that."

She shook out her scarlet mane and ran a tired hand through it, heaving a sigh and blinking her sleepy eyes. Sasuke was still ignoring the girl in front of him , mad that she let that abomination of a video be view by the peers that he loathed every waking moment. But…it wasn't just that…and it wasn't just her fault. That video had been shot a few days before the brother he had once idolized shot him with the realization that he ad been so wrong to idolize a maniac who killed his parents, and, and…oh god, he couldn't even think of the moment his world truly ended and hate crushed all the love in his heart to the back folds of emotion and took over every action he made from that moment on. Sasukes eyes slowly tore from the puddle reflecting the all-knowing stars and into the depths of Violets augmentine eyes that lay before him. She smiled in understanding.

Silently, his arms that he'd been crossed over his chest stretched out and gripped Violet, who calmly nestled herself in the arms that he offered out for her. She knew all to well that he didn't truly hate his brother, more like he felt a deep loathing toward him for betraying his trust and hurting every living thing he trusted. He nestled his face into her small, delicate shoulder and sighed harshly. Even after all the hugs stole and kisses that were shared, this was the only way he could tell the woman that he shared his life with, the only woman he would ever be close to, that he really cared for her. Just a silly little hug and a gentle press of his bare and chilled lips to her neck. But it was all she ever really needed. For her, the only goal she had that she had kept with her her entire life was to keep the Uchiha prodigy happy and satisfied, never once truly caring about herself. Sometimes, she secretly wished that she could…it would be nice to have Sasuke doting over her, if only for a minute of their precious lives.

"Sasuke…"

He kissed her neck again, her slightly tanned skin tingling against his pert lips and sending a small shiver racking down the nape of her back.

"We should go inside…if we don't, someone might…see…"

He didn't listen, pretending not to hear any of the softly spoken words. This was a master and servant moment; he was the confident master, and she the lovely servant, oathed to answer ay beck and call he gave to her. And though she tried again, she only reached a set of depth ears.

"Im not moving until I get what I want, and I don't give a damn which one of your degenerate friends sees us."

"But I..I.."

"You don't want me to forget that I need to think for myself, I know. Stop worrying about me, I don't need you for that. I can take care of my self."

Thumb stroking the soft flesh of her narrow cheek, Sasuke again nuzzled himself into the crook of Violets neck and nipped gently. Even though she was used to being touched by the prince Sasuke, Violet wasn't used to being bitten gently, or being bitten at all as she squeaked lightly surprise. Sasuke slowly released his controlling hold on her, gracefully standing up and walking into his home without so much as a grunt, though he did hold a cocky little smirk on his lips. He plopped onto the couch in front of the T.V. he had been on before the chaos of the home movie started, completely and thankfully unaware of the conversation cough argumentcough between Sakura and Ino. After all, the little talk had been about him, so why shouldn't he have selfishly plopped onto his own couch, in his own living room, with a cocky ass smirk on his face?

"Oh Sasuke, im so sorry about the movie! I should have made Violet turn it off!"
Little suck up Ino beat Sakura to the punch, settling herself on the left of Sasuke and gripping his arm gently. Jealous Sakura plowed the obstacles (Hinata, Kiba, Tenten, and Neji) over, and possessed the other side of Sasuke and his other arm.

"You were such a cute little boy Sasuke, not that your not cute now, but you shouldn't get so worked up over that cute little ho-"

A hand covered her flapping lips, and answered the prayers of gracious ears as it muffled her discusting kind and unhelpful words.

"Shut up about things you don't understand, Sakura."

NEXT MORNING:::

Blood shot eyes met sic kingly brought morning sunshine as the blankets were torn from her tired and worn body. All she wanted to do was curl up and sleep and never have to mention last night or any to her night for the rest of her life.

" Wakey wakey Sakura-chan! Were going swimming!"

Ugh, evil morning people and their damn peppiness. Pushing herself from the two hour sleep mode she wanted so Longley to reside in, Sakura yawned and rubbed her eyes with bruised knuckles, doing her best at glaring hatefully at the energy defying teen standing before her that was stealing all of her air.

"C'mon Sakura-chan, Sakura will be in a bathing suit! Just imagine that instead of trying to kill me!"

Hmm…Sasuke in Speedos or violently murdering Violet, the attractive woman he lives with…Sasuke in Speedos or shoving her opponent of love down the toilet and forever marring her face and reputation…

"All right, just leave me alone already."

Speedos it is!