CAPTAIN:

You wait, young man, on an empty deck,

Waiting for the sun to rise

Your life, buddy, is full of pecks

That gals will want to give as a surprise

SAILOR:

As a surprise

CAPTAIN:

You are a sailor going on midshipman

Buddy, it's time to think,

Better beware, be canny and careful,

Buddy, I won't let you sink!

You are a sailor going on midshipman

You've got a lot to learn

Stifle your fears and open your ears

You'll soon know a stem from a stern

Totally unprepared are you

To face a life on the brine

Stick close to me and you will see

That things will turn out just fine

You need someone older and wiser

Telling you what to do

I am a captain going on commodore

I'll take care of you.

SAILOR

I am a sailor going on midshipman

I know that I'm naïve

Gals I meet may tell I'm handsome

And willingly I believe

I am a sailor going on midshipman

Saltwater on my nose,

Front end or head, powder or lead

What do I know of those?

Totally unprepared am I

To take a ship's command

Timid and shy and scared am i

Of things it might demand,

I need someone older and wiser

Telling me what to do

You are a captain going on commodore

I'll depend on you!