O-kay then. I know it's been a while since I've updated. Eh... Well, make that a long time! Almost an entire year... So, here's an update! My life has been what you would call... drama. Guys fighting, preps blackmailing, being the other woman in a relationship. All that fnacy stuff. I do have a life, ya know! Plus I have lost my intrest in Inuyasha, as hard as that is to believe. The only thing I like about it anymore the reading and occasionaly writing fics. The shows just to long now a days and the plot is thining dangerously. It's the same thing over and over again. Getts tiring. And once you discover the pleasures of a boyfrined, there's not much else in your mind. -

Anyhow, I haven't been able to spit up ideas like I used to. There's just to much happening to me and my drop in intrest. So, I'm not going to update on anything much after this. Maybe occasionaly when I finish a chapter. Don't get your hopes to high. I'm a lazy person who really doesn't care about finishing stuff. Even that one essay that's worth more then half my semester grade. '

I don't own Inuyasha and really don't want to.

Read and Enjoy!

The Wonderful Wide World of Demons: Chapter 4

Ding Ding!

Famous…?

Famous!

"Ok then… Now you've sparked this ones interest," she said, leaning forward.

He got a guilty look on his face and he looked away. "Ah… Well, one of you is going to be famous. A key person to medical production for both animals and humans. By what they've told me at least."

Kagome frowned leaning forward even more. "What do you mean 'one of you'?"

"Someone in your work center. Like I said before. You might see some people you know on the tour." She let out a growl and crossed her arms across her chest. Just great! That meant it was obviously Kikyo! The perfect person for the job!

She stood up and stomped to the kitchen, completely ignoring the strange looking guest. He struck a nerve and she wasn't about to let him know. But there was the thing that when ever someone mentioned Kikyo's achievements, she got in a bad mood. Things like being grumpy, snappy, and just a plain out loud bitch! She busied herself with making a cup of coffee; filling the container with water, dump it in, tossing some ground up beans, and all that junk.

"I'm guessing I said something you didn't like?" She jerked her head up to glare at InuYasha, a smirk gracing his face and driving her crazy.

She went back to her doing, setting the machine and glancing at him, the smirk still on his face. "It's none of your business. Now, if you'd so kindly leave-"

He put a hand out, stopping her from exiting the kitchen. "I'm to get everyone on my list to come. You're the last one, girl! If you don't come, I don't get my money. Just do it!"

"No!" she yelled, pushing his arm away, and then shoving roughly against his chest. He didn't budge. But he didn't seem to take being pushed so lightly. Faster then she could think, he grabbed her arms, slung her over his shoulder, and ran out the door!

What the hell! She was being kidnapped!

Just as she opened her mouth to scream, he dropped her onto the ground, butt first. She groaned and glared up at him. "What are you doing with me? I said no!" But he only looked away from her, taking his surroundings. Did he never know where they were?

Then since he wasn't going to acknowledge her in any way, she decided to look around herself. Her jaw dropped.

Before her sat a huge metal arch, boxes, gadgets, and levers sticks out on the sides. Inside it, a low blue pinkish light glowed, odd white spheres floating about in a creepy yet comforting feeling. But the light didn't seem to be coming from the arch itself. But deep, like down a few steps, down, a wooden box looking shape down below was giving off the light and orbs like a factory spitting out candy or cars. She leaned forward, still on her hands and knees, and tried to get a closer look when-

"Stay away from there!" InuYasha grabbed the back of her shirt, yanking her back. She let out a squeak as she fell to lie on her back, looking right up at the grumpy face of the black haired man.

With a glare she crossed her arms. "And why do I have to do that? I'm supposed to go through there and look at animals, right?"

He growled and held out a clenched fist. "Yes," he muttered through his grinding teeth, "But you need to go through some quick words with Sango. So you don't get yourself eaten before we can find you!" She flinched as he yelled the last few words, eaten an obvious no-no.

Just as she was about to comment, there was a loud crack and it went dark, the occasional orb floating by. She let out a yelp, grabbing onto InuYasha's leg. She was not great with the dark… But what surprised her the most was that InuYasha didn't push her away. So, in an attempt to get a little more comfort from him, she pulled herself up and latched onto his arm, eyes closed to try and lessen the hard darkness from her terrified mind. He just grumbled something and stiffened a little.

The whirl of machines and a few clicks later, a faint light from a small bare bulb flickered on, giving her a chance to sigh in relief.

There was a giggle, and a clear friendly voice. "Got yourself another little friend, InuYasha?" someone said behind them. She looked down to see that she was still holding onto InuYasha's arm and quickly let go, a warm blush covering the apples of her cheeks.

InuYasha had a sour look on his face as he dusted imaginary germs off his arm, flicking his gaze back behind him and then back at her. "No. She's a wimpy one, Sango. How could she be a great savior? 'Finding millions of cures for demon, human, and animal alike!' my ass…" he said and sat down on a chair, crossing his arms and legs spread wide in a manly manner. She quickly looked away from him, her blush brightening.

The same giggled rang out again and a woman stepped out of the shadows, a clipboard in her hand and dressed in a stiff looking tour guide outfit. "The other one was the same way! And they look oddly alike, wouldn't you say? Oh well! Now, let's get down to business, shall we?"

Oddly…alike…? Kikyo!

Kagome huffed and crossed her arms, looking away from both of the odd people in front of her. The woman called Sango cleared her throat and frowned, pulling a pencil from where it sat behind her ear, aiming it carefully at Kagome's head. With a quick flick, the eraser end jabbed the stubborn young woman in the back of the head and got a nice 'ow'.

She whipped around, glaring at Sango. "As I was saying," the guide started, narrowing her eyes back at Kagome, "You have been courtly chosen to be a member of one of the most important groups to pass through the small yet happy feudal era of Japan! It is the place of origin to all demons across the lands. Even those cute little western ones called elves and dwarves! They're just extremely evolved, highly intelligent demons! There are millions over billions of breeds, species, and hybrids of demons, making it extremely difficult to record down things about them.

"And then there's the evidence that the easily frightened of that time might call upon us much drastically unwanted army if they find many of us, spread out with high tech equipment to study and research these odd beasts. As of that, we can only take a few people at a time and each group must be spread out as not to attract attention. And since some people or demons find it rather amusing to see humans or foreigners suffer, we have given each of you a guardian to protect you at all times in case of an attack!"

As Sango finished, InuYasha was already snoring and Kagome just stood there with her mouth wide open. After a few seconds she closed her mouth and blinked. "Well… Erhm… Who is my guardian?" she asked timidly, not really wanting to know that answer.

Another wide smiled met her. "That is to be chosen by the guardians! They pick who they want! That way the pair doesn't argue and things like that. Well, before you can go anywhere, we'll have to get you some…uh, pants or a skirt maybe?"

"Wha…?" She looked down and her face went red. She was still in nothing but a big T-shirt! She slapped her hands down over the edge of the shirt, tugging it down.

And InuYasha had had the chance to see her panties! Now her face was red with fury. She whirled around, took a few steps up to the snoring man, raised a hand back and, well, you can guess what she did…