When Atticus writes a story

Disclaimer: I do not, and will not own yugioh GX and/or D.N.Angel. I got this idea after reading one of Krad's fics.

WARNING: YAOI (boyXboy) and LOST'S OF USING (So)'s

One day while Atticus was (being the naughty boy he is) reading porn-like fanfics, he stumbled upon a D.N.Angel fic.

"Hmm? Lets see what kinda porn this one is!"

So after carefully-scratch that. After reading it his pants started pitching a tent, so to speak. After 3 minutes in the bathroom to fix the problem, he reread the story several time just make sure he got the message.

After reading the very interesting story, he decided he make a new fanfic. So he got online, signed into Fanfiction under his user name: I Am Atticus Rhodes and I beep Chazz Princeton. Yes it WAS and unusually long username but no one would ever suspect it to REALLY be him.

So there he was. Writing to his little heart's content. Writing a funny, parody fanfic about Joey Wheeler and Seto Kaiba making hot, steamy, kinky, mad, lusty, rabid monkey (or squirrel that part he was still trying to decide which animal to base them on) sex. But! Just as they were about to, Atticus mad Seto say 'I'm using a condom.' and made the two rivals get into an argument about the results of not using one, and getting AIDs, and all that stuff.

After completing his 6 page long story on Microsoft word, in 10 minutes flat, he posted it and took a rest and went back to reading fanfictions. There was a knock on his door after about a good 25 fanfictions, which he had read in about...7 minutes. When he opened the door it was his lover and fuckie, Chazz Princeton!

"Chazz! Come in! How's life in the Slifer dorm?"

"Have you been reading Fanfics again?"

"Why would you, yes, ask me something like that?"

"Have you been reading Porn fanfics?"

"I would, yes, never do that! How could you accuse me of doing something like that?!"

Chazz knew his lover wouldn't, COULDN'T lie to him. He knew Atticus had this weird obsession with fanfics. And mostly The top Three duelists' shipping, being Yugi (Yami) Mouto, Seto Kaiba, and Joey Wheeler. That being said, Chazz knew Atticus' two Favorite shippings: Prideshipping, (Yugi/Yami X Seto) and Puppyshipping (Joey X Seto). Chazz knew this VERY well due to the fact that his lover always commented or talked about it many a time. Once Atticus got so hyper that he even gave Chazz a class on Yaoi and Shippings!

Chazz began to lecture Atticus about how porn is good every now and then but too much could do brain damage, (why Chazz was sounding like a professor I do not know, especially due to the fact that Chazz DID watch porn. ALOT might I add.) and how reading fanfiction does the same thing. Somewhere between 'porn' and 'fanfiction' Atticus decided that he wanted Chazz.

So as Chazz was talking (and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking...) Atticus sat Chazz on his bed and locked the doors, windows, their PDAs. And even put his laptop (the one he'd been using for porn/fanfics.) on standby. Atticus knew since it had been about 10 minutes since Chazz started lecturing him, and he would be almost done. Deciding to follow his fic, he jumped (and slipped) over to Zane's window which was right next door since they were next-door neighbors, and borrowed a heap of condoms.

Amongst return, Atticus found that Chazz was just about done lecturing no one. So he got naked, closed the curtains, and slipped on a condom and stood in front of Chazz, waiting for him to finish so they can have the pleasure of hot-steamy-crazy-safe-gay monkey sex.

"So in conclusion, 1) Kaiba and Yugi OR Joey will NEVER get together, and 2) Porn-like Fanfics are bad for your brain."

Just as Chazz opened his eyes...he was glomped, stripped and began having hot-steamy-crazy-safe-gay monkey sex with Atticus.

SL: It. Is. FINISHED!!! I finished this while I was LOOPY. For anyone that doesn't know, loopy is like crazy or drunk. Ya know when a Doctor give you medication and he says you might feel sleepy or your body might ache, well that's how I feel, cus I woke up with ahead ache so I had to take a loopy pill. If anyone wants a lemon in it tell me so i can put it in and repost it, k?

REMEBER:

1) Read & Review please. 2) Use a condom! (Or in the words of George Lopez "Condors") 3) Make the bishies use condors or else they'll die of EGGS/AIDS!! 4) Hot-steamy-crazy-safe-gay monkey sex fics CAN be funny if you want them to be so.