OK, here's the 1st cartoon death chapter…

Warning: The following will (or might) contain- Mild language, blood and gore, mild-to-extreme violence, and possible use of drugs and/or beer. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Notice: Do not flame me if you like "My Gym Partner's a Monkey". I made this chapter intentionally for folks who hate Gym Partner. So if you're a fan of this cartoon, I suggest you don't read it. I don't need to be flamed, thank you very much.

Oh, and by the way, Deathley McClash is copyright of me. The MGPaM characters are copyright of Cartoon Network.

"OK, it's time to play…WHEEL OF DEATH!" shouted out a female voice. She appeared to be a vampire bat with velvety black wings on her back (ala Rouge the bat) with dirty blonde hair tied into a low ponytail. She had light-brownish swirls in her hair. Her fur was a very light brown, and had a patch of white fur on her stomach. Her eyes were a sparkling, beautiful sapphire blue . She was about the size of an average bat and is 19-years-old in human years. Her name was Deathley McClash.

Deathley then whipped out a big, jagged knife. A game-show type wheel was spinning fast. Deathley closed her eyes and threw the knife towards the wheel, hoping she'd hit a cartoon she hated (and not somebody in the audience).

BAM!

Deathley then opened her eyes. The wheel had stopped turning. She saw the knife stuck in the wheel. She walked forward to the wheel, and pulled out the knife, and carefully looked at the name of the cartoon that was chosen to be destroyed by her. She looked quite surprised.

Faint gasps were heard in the audience.

"Wonderful!" shouted Deathley with glee. "Ladies and gentlemen, we found the cartoon I'm going to kill!"

"What cartoon?!" a male member of the audience asked.

"Yeah, what is it?" another male member asked.

Chants of "TELL US, DEATH!" were being yelled by the audience, and the room was filled with their yells. Deathley did try to tell them, but their yells were so loud you couldn't hear yourself think. Deathley's face grew red with anger, and then she picked up the microphone.

"SHUT UP!" she yelled at the top of her lungs.

The audience did so.

"OK," Deathley said, "The cartoon I'm going to kill is…MY GYM PARTNER'S A MONKEY!"

The audience screamed with glee.

"We are going to ask 3 random Cartoon Network characters of what they think of that show." Deathley said, happily.

The audience screamed with glee yet again.

"First up is…BLOOREGARD Q. KAZOO! Second is Patsy Smiles! Third is Eddy!" Deathley announced. Deathley then walked over to Bloo.

"Bloo, what do you think of…Jake Spider-Monkey?"

"Ugh," Bloo said, disgusted. "That guy shows off his ugly ass too often. I hate him. And he smells."

"I agree," said Patsy. "He also uses his butt as a drum! WHAT LIVING THING IN THEIR RIGHT MIND DOES THAT?!"

"If I were you, Death," said Eddy. "I'd kill the monkey, give the kid a happy ending, and do something decent with the frog guy."

The audience laughed loudly at Eddy's response.

"OK, thank you very much guys!" Deathley said. "What do you guys think?" Deathley asked the audience, pointing at them.

Numerous yells from the audience…

"Fine." Deathley stated. "I have to go kill those guys now!"

Deathley then opened up a portal to Charles Darwin Middle School. She waved at the audience, and flew off, along with her cameramen.

(How was part 1? READ AND REVIEW!)