Here's Part 2 of My Gym Partner is a Dead Monkey.

Warning: The following will (or might) contain- Mild language, blood and gore, mild-to-extreme violence, and possible use of drugs and/or beer. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Notice: Do not flame me if you like "My Gym Partner's a Monkey". I made this chapter intentionally for folks who hate Gym Partner. So if you're a fan of this cartoon, I suggest you don't read it. I don't need to be flamed, thank you very much.

Deathley McClash is Copyright of me.

MGPaM is Copyright of Cartoon Network.

Deathley was flying through to portal, along with her camera crew. She has a look of determination on her face. Her camera crew had to make sure they had everything with them, and nothing would get lost nor destroyed. Towards the end of the portal, the destination was coming into view. Deathley and the crew landed outside, smack dab in front of….

…Charles Darwin Middle School. The middle school was for animals who learning how to be wild and what not. It smelled odd, but it was decently clean. Deathley stared at the school, clearly disgusted with how it looks.

Meanwhile at the studio where Deathley hosted her show, a big widescreen TV appeared in front of the stage, gaining the audience's attention. They all stared at it until it went on. Deathley was on it with the school in the background.

The audience screamed, "HI DEATH!".

"Hello, folks." Deathley responded. "Doesn't this school look like a dump that smells like animal crap? Well, I'm going to destroy it, once and FOR ALL!"

The audience laughed and cheered on Deathley.

"OK, OK…settle down. The plan is starting now! Watch and learn." Deathley said professionally.

At this point, Deathley flew up into the sky with a bag full of something. It said, "FOR JAKE SPIDER-MONKEY" on it in big, bold black letters. She gave the audience the thumbs up, and dropped the bag on the ground. She then quickly flew into a tree, and the camera crew quickly hid behind a nearby building.

A school bus full of animals came into view, and numerous animals poured out of it. They all ran into the school. Jake himself was walking toward the school. He noticed the bag with his name on it.

"What the hell is this? And it's for me?" Jake asked himself. He picked up the bag and smelled it. He quickly covered his nose.

"Eww! What's in this thing?" Jake said loudly. He dug thought the bag and noticed a note in it, written by Deathley (it was in a poor version of her regular handwriting).

Dear Jake,

Here's some cool food I found. Eat it at lunch. It'll make you feel…lightheaded.

A buddy.

"…Lightheaded?" Jake muttered. He shrugged and went into the school. Deathley then flew out of the tree and in front of the camera.

"Hook, Line, and SUCKER." She yelled at the camera. "We'll have to wait until his lunchtime."

After all of his morning classes, Jake went to lunch, and ate all of his regular food. Then he stared at the bag. Deathley and the camera crew were watching and taping the footage live.

"Watch nature take it's course, boys and girls." Deathley said sarcastically.

"OK...time to open it up. It kinda sucks that Adam can't have any of this cool food, 'cause he's absent. Oh well, more for me and the others." Jake stated dully.

Jake opened up carefully the bag and saw the following: A dozen bottles of beer that have the label Good Ol' Root Beer on them, a bag of real cigarettes that had the label Candy Cigarettes on it, and a BMW lighter with the label, The Thing that Makes the Candy Cigarettes taste better on it.

"That's it?" Jake said annoyed. "Root Beer and Candy Cigarettes in the bag? Oh well, time to drink and eat…more."

Jake then opened a bottle of "root beer" and drank some of it. He shared some "root beer" with the others, making them drunk as hell. Some students fainted on the ground, some on the lunch tables. Some had being getting headaches.

"OK. Time for the…uh…candy things. Yeah." Jake slurred in his now drunk voice. He picked up a "candy cigarette" and the lighter. He lit the cigarette. The drunk students who didn't faint wanted some, and Jake lit them as well. Soon most students where smoking now.

"Ah, crap. I feel…sick." mumbled Jake. Some students agreed with him. Some vomited on the floor. A drunk student who didn't want an "candy cigarette" picked up the lighter.

"Wha?" he mumbled to himself. How do you get this damn thing to light..?" The student put the lighter on, and then dropped it on the floor. The fire rapidly spread around, causing the cafeteria to be set on fire. Everyone started screaming, and the students who fainted were being carried out of the cafeteria.

"YOU DUMBASS!" Jake shouted at the male student. "You set the stupid place on fire!"

"I'm sorry!" the student yelled. Jake was so drunk and angry he picked up a sharp knife from the kitchen and stabbed the student's arm. The student yelled in pain and quickly ran out of the room.

"Yeah! You better run!" Jake shouted. The cafeteria started to fill with smoke, causing Jake to lose fresh air. He started to cough up a fit and fainted. Jake was either dead or had a slim chance of living.

All the drunk students lived and the fainted ones woke up. The fire department and the police came. All the parents came and picked up their children, unaware that they drank beer (most of them smoked as well, but some didn't). Jake, shockingly, lived, and was rescued by a police woman.

"My work here is done," Deathley said to the audience via live camera.

Then she realized Jake was alive and kicking.

"WHAT?!" screamed Deathley. "Great. Now my plan is ruined. Oh well, at least we saw him almost die…"

Deathley sighed and opened up the portal, and her camera crew came along. She re-entered the studio.

"Sorry, guys," Deathley mumbled. "Jake was still alive."

The audience sighed.

"BUT," Deathley said, raising her voice, "I'll try to kill somebody else next time!"

The audience clapped.

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