Hey guys. Here's the second death story!
Warning: The following will (or might) contain- Mild language, blood and gore, mild-to-extreme violence, and possible use of drugs and/or beer. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Notice: Do not flame me if you like "The Life and Times of Juniper Lee". I made this chapter intentionally for folks who hate Juniper Lee. So if you're a fan of this cartoon, I suggest you don't read it. I don't need to be flamed, thank you very much.
Juniper Lee is copyright of Cartoon Network. Deathley McClash is copyright of me.
Deathley, who is recently learning to deal with the fact that Jake Spider-Monkey (or "Mr. Ass-Obsessed" as she refers to him) was still alive, despite drinking a crap-load amount of beer and smoking cigarettes like there was no tomorrow. She was getting over it, and is still sad that she didn't get to please her audience. They didn't mind, and they felt like Deathley had tried her best. Deathley often gave a weak smile at this statement.
Deathley flew onto the stage gracefully and stopped in the middle. The audience clapped at her sight. Deathley did a quick bow and smiled.
"Hello folks."
"HI, DEATH!"
"I'm sorry about last week," Deathley muttered. "Mr. Ass-Obsessed lived though it all."
The audience shouted out various things at Deathley, trying to make her feel better. Deathley smiled weakly.
"Thank you all," Deathley said happily. "Time to play Wheel of Death, I believe."
The audience cheered with glee.
Deathley grabbed a big knife and closed her eyes. She then threw it at the spinning wheel, eyes closed, high determination. Deathley occasionally wondered what it would feel like if SHE were wheel, often being hit with a big, jagged knife to find a cartoon the hostess would destroy. Would you want to be a big wheel that spins quickly and it stops when hit with a knife? I think not.
BAM!
Deathley opened her eyes carefully, and blinked twice. The wheel had stopped, the knife was were the chosen show was on the wheel. Deathley walked up carefully as hoping not to trip over anything on the stage. She almost did, but didn't.
Mumbling and whispers were heard in the audience.
Deathley pulled out the knife and set it carefully on the coffee table nearby. She looked at the show's name and mumbled it to herself.
The Life and Times of Juniper Lee was written in gold lettering and had a blue background on the wheel. She stared at the name. How she hated that show with a passion. The annoying main character and her little brother. She wanted to stab the 2 of them beyond reality.
"Ladies and gentlemen," Deathley said. "I'm going to kill Juniper Lee!"
The audience screamed with glee.
Deathley then opened up the portal to Orchid Bay City with her camera crew and flew off.
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