Here's the second part of the JL death story.

Warning: The following will (or might) contain- Mild language, blood and gore, mild-to-extreme violence, and possible use of drugs and/or beer. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Notice: Do not flame me if you like "The Life and Times of Juniper Lee". I made this chapter intentionally for folks who hate Juniper Lee. So if you're a fan of this cartoon, I suggest you don't read it. I don't need to be flamed, thank you very much.

Juniper and her crappy show is copyright Cartoon Network.

Deathley and her awesome show is copyright of me.

Deathley was flying thought the portal at a fast speed. Her camera crew was checking their supplies and what not. Deathley was very eager to kill Juniper. She hated the Asian-American girl with a passion. Deathley had all her supplies with her, making sure none of them fell out. Hey, it's not every single day she gets a chance to kill cartoon characters and their shows.

Deathley and her crew flew out of the portal and landed in Orchid Bay City. It was a normal average city filled with normal average humans and their pets. It was a Sunday, and kids were playing outside, and some adults were going to work. Pets ran around the city happily with their owners, some not. Deathley muttered something about the city being tacky under her breath.

At the studio, the widescreen TV was being put onto the stage. The audience stared at it. Then it turned on.

"Hi guys, Death here…" Deathley said.

The audience clapped.

"Now, I'm going to kill Juniper Lee and her family. Watch and laugh your asses off, folks."

The audience laughed. Deathley flew up high into the sky, and then stopped when she saw a nearby magical forest. She landed in it, and the camera crew was catching up to her. Deathley whipped out her BMW lighter and lit it. She then placed it under a tree, setting the part of the forest on fire. Many magical creatures were screaming and crying bloody murder.

"Somebody, put the fire out!" a female monster yelled.

Deathley was hiding in a tree, and the camera crew hid behind some bushes.

"Our young Juniper will be here soon…" Deathley said into the camera.

"Three, two, one!"

Deathley was right. Juniper ran into the woods with her younger brother Ray Ray and her dog, Monroe. Juniper had tan-ish skin, brown eyes, a green shirt with a magenta dragonfly on it, jeans, brown boots, and a bracelet. Ray Ray had a red shirt with a sky blue fist on it. Monroe was a pug who can speak with a Scottish accent.

"Aye! Somebody set these woods on fire!" Monroe yelled in horror.

"No crap, Sherlock…" Deathley said to the camera.

"All right, whoever set the woods on fire is preparing to get a butt whooping!" Juniper yelled.

"You tell 'em, June!" said Ray Ray.

Deathley then whipped out a piece of looseleaf paper from her bag, along with a pen that wrote in black ink, and wrote a message on it (with her regular handwriting). She then folded it up, and threw it on Juniper's head, making sure it didn't fall into fire.

"Huh?" Juniper said, reaching the paper and slowly opening it. Ray Ray and Monroe were watching her carefully.

Dear Ms. Lee,

You have quite the fighting skills. Why don't we go for a quick little friendly battle, oh say, 3 o' clock this afternoon, at the big chunk of rock on the outskirts of your (tacky) little city?

It will be a match you'll die for.

Singed,

A friendly rival

"FRIENDLY?" said Juniper in total shock. "This guy or girl set a whole forest on fire, and they call themselves FRIENDLY? Well, I'm going to kick they're butts twice as hard!"

"Atta girl, June…" Monroe said.

Juniper, Ray Ray and Monroe managed to put of the fire, and walked toward the area Deathley had mentioned. Deathley flew up into the sky with her camera crew following her.

They had eventually reached the area. Deathley told the camera crew to hide nearby while she went to taunt Juniper.

"Hey you!" Deathley yelled.

"Who's there?" Juniper said, darting her eyes around.

"Yeah, you!" Deathley yelled again.

"Me? You talking to me?" Juniper said angrily.

"YOU WITH THE FACE." Deathley yelled angrily.

"Show yourself!" Juniper yelled.

"With pleasure!" Deathley said.

Deathley then appeared in front of Juniper. She had all her supplies with her, in her backpack. She looked like a bat who just flew outta hell. Eyes focused on her target, almost on the brink of committing mindless violence on Juniper. She made the first move, pulling out her knife and running towards her target.

"YAAAAHHH!" Deathley yelled.

"AAAIIIIEEE!" Juniper yelled.

It wasn't going to be a pretty fight.

Juniper was going to pull out her shield, but Deathley was too fast for her. Deathley managed to hit Juniper square in her chest. Juniper yelped and fell to the ground. Deathley smashed Juniper in the face. Juniper was now a bloody mess. Juniper hit Deathley in the eye, causing her to get a black eye.

"DIE!" Deathley yelled.

In a matter of seconds, Deathley pulled out a bomb. She threw it in Juniper, Ray Ray's, and Monroe's direction. They all started to run away, but they all got caught in the blast. Deathley ran into a cave. The camera crew lived, and managed to get everything on tape.

The audience cheered.

"DEATHLEY! DEATHLEY!"

"Thank you all." Deathley said, blushing.

Deathley then flew over to the Lee home, and threw another bomb in it. It exploded. No survivors. She also flew to the local city bank, and stole all the Lee's money.

Deathley opened a portal, and she went home happily, with her camera crew.

The audience clapped.

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