Note: I'm sorry if this sucks but I just decided to add it today. I wrote this about a week after the first chapter but I didn't think was good enough. Now, I'm like, whatever, so I'm adding it, Yay! Me. Lol. READ!
"Iruka-sensei?" Konahamaru poked his teacher in the head. Nothing happened. He looked and Moegi and Udon worriedly.
"IRUKA-SENSEI!" He shouted in the poor Chunnin's ear. He snapped to attention.
"Akane, let go of Moegi's hair. Tsune, stop gnawing on the desk. Konahamaru, give Udon his tissue box back. Kakashi, n-o means n-o." Iruka's head slammed down onto the table suddenly.
The class was silent after the outburst. They all turned to Konahamaru.
"What?!" He looked at his snoozing teacher. "Fine." He gestured to Udon and Moegi and they both came to help him lift their much larger teacher. With all three of them helping they carried him off to Tsunade's office.
"Tsunade-sama!" Konahamaru shouted as he kicked down the door. The village leader jumped at the intrusion and glared at the little brat that interrupted her sleep. Then she saw Iruka being carried in there little arms.
"Set'im N' the couch." She ordered groggily. The little munchkins did as they were told and watched as the Hokage slid her hand over the sleeping Chunnin's forehead.
"It seems he's… exhausted?" She looked at them.
"We didn't do anything, honest!" They held their arms out in front of themselves, shielding their bodies from her angry wrath.
"I'll fix him up and he'll be good to go." She pumped a small bit of chakra into Iruka's body and he groaned in response. A sigh of relief came from the little trio.
"Kakashi's been molesting me every day and I haven't seen hide nor hair of Naruto in the past week!" He shouted loudly. There was a stunned silence.
"You wanna explain something?" Tsunade cleared her throat.
He looked up at her confusedly and then blushed bright red, apparently realizing what he just said and looked down, taking a deep breath…
"Kakashi and I got together 6 months ago and we had awesome passionate wild monkey sex every weekend and two or three times a week but last week he didn't want to have sex and I was as shocked as you are right now but I let it go. The next morning said he still couldn't get it up and he left early to see his team without his Icha-Icha Paradise books, again huge shocker. Then he came home around noon and started coming onto me like the day before and the morning never happened and he hasn't left me alone for a week and a half and I can't get any sleep. I have to get screwed seven to ten times a night. Which, during the moment, isn't so bad, but in the morning when you can hardly move and have to go to work, you get pissy and tired, which I am right now. I went to Naruto's house for help or at lest sanctuary but he's not there. I've checked every day and he hasn't been home in the entire week and a half. His apartment is clean from the last time I was there which was the day before Kakashi's issue happened." He breathed heavily after his rant and collapsed back down onto the sofa.
Tsunade and the munchkin trio: O.O O.O O.o o.O
"Naruto-nii-chan's missing?" Moegi asked.
"I think. You have to help me he could-" He could finish his sentence because Kakashi chose that moment to barge in.
"Oh, Ruru-chan!" Kakashi leered as he stalked up to his pray, who was clinging desperately to the couch.
"Not here in front of the kids or the Hokage! I don't think she's old enough to see this kind of stuff."
Silence.
"STILL! The kids!" He pleaded.
"You're hot when you beg Ruru-chan."
"Nooo!"
While the little brats were watching Iruka try to push away the persistent sex-driven Kakashi, Tsunade was making quite a few phone calls. Faster than you could say, "Omigawd YAOI!" the room was filled with the entire SasuNaru/KakaIru fanclub which Tsunade happily managed with the help of Sakura and Ino. All 289 members watched with bated breath as Kakashi teased Iruka into submission. Three of them kindly punted the munchkins out of the office window.
Kakashi pulled off Iruka's forehead protector and pulled the brown hair out of its tie. Iruka continued struggling against the Jounin's hold. He just laughed and pulled something shiny out of his pocket. Two shiny things. And two clasping noises read out Iruka's fate. Uke.
The fangirls' squeals went unheard. Each one chirped an excited, "Yay! Bondage!," before going silent again to watch the show.
The Chunnin continued to pull against the cuffs awkwardly because they were snapped onto a single tall lamp bolted into the floor. 'Goody, the day safety precautions betrayed me.' Iruka quipped to himself.
Kakashi unzipped the Chunnin vest and ripped the arms of it so that it fell off of Iruka. He stripped himself of his own clothes; mask included, and threw them into the sea of fangirls. Iruka's face looked panicked and he pulled harder his hair flying into his face.
Kakashi smirked and ran his hand down his shirt before ripping the offending article of clothing to shreds. He bent down and took one of his nipples into his mouth and lapped at it eagerly.
Iruka whimpered, "Please don't, Kaka-chan." The fangirls' hearts melted at his uber-ukeness.
Apparently Kakashi's heart was made of a hard-on because he simply chuckled and tied the other's forehead protector over his eyes. He continued to ravish his lover's chest alternating between each nipple. He bit down on the left one. Iruka couldn't hold back his urge to moan and buck his hips up.
'I guess I have to embrace my fate now.' Iruka sighed.
"Pl-please." He begged breathily. Kakashi smirked. "Please what?" He taunted.
"Please take me." He pleaded. The silver-haired man moved his hand lower and cupped Iruka through the fabric of his pants. "What do you want?" The Chunnin moaned loudly, bucking into the hand holding him.
"Fuck me, dammit!" He growled huskily and pulled against his restraint blindly looking for a mouth to latch onto.
The girls squealed even louder at their ex-sensei's boldness.
"All you had to do was ask, Koi." At that Kakashi removed Iruka of the rest of his clothes and started grinding his arousal into Iruka's. The tanned man mewled at the contact and grinded helplessly against Kakashi.
The Jounin turned his attention to the Hokage. "Got any lube?"
A smirk played on her lips. "Why no. No I don't." Tsunade sung happily.
"Good." He grinned.
He placed his fingers in Iruka's mouth to which the other responded by sucking on them erotically. The younger one lavished the three digits in his mouth tenderly with his tongue, coating them with his saliva. He let them slide in and out in a lewdly familiar fashion. "Uhn…nh…" Some of the saliva dribbled down his chin.
Kakashi swallowed thickly and regrettably removed his fingers and replaced them with his mouth. He didn't spare another thought on the past as he slammed all three fingers in at once ripping a muffled groan from the small body beneath him. As he moved them around and opened him up, he continued to make sexy moans, groans and whimpers that knocked out half of the fanclub.
He pulled out his fingers with a loud sucking sound. "Your wide enough now but we still don't have any lube, so…" He trailed off suggestively and went in for the kill. "Open up!"
"Huh?" Was all he got before Kakashi pushed his member into Iruka's mouth. That's when he decided to take matters into his own hands. He swirled his tongue around endlessly and lapped at the veined and sensitive underside. Kakashi shuddered and doubled over moaning loudly. Iruka smirked at the sudden switch of controls, even if it was for a short time, he'd savor it. He hummed around the cock and dipped into the slit which made Kakashi spasm.
"St-stop, you're gonna make me come early." He pushed the brunette away from his now very erect cock. Lifting the now willing uke's legs over his shoulder he poised his erection at his lover's entrance.
"Iruka-sensei! Are you okay I heard what happened from Sak…u…ra" Naruto took in the sight. "Oh wow."
Sasuke and Naruto were standing in pure shock as they stared at their very aroused teachers.
As though forgetting his situation entirely, Iruka perked up. "Naruto? Is that you?" His mother-hen mode setting in. "Where've you been all week?"
Naruto coughed secretively and glanced at Sasuke. "Um…nowhere?"
"Why is it so dark?" Iruka asked innocently.
Sasuke and Naruto stepped over all 289 fangirls' bodies and stood near the still naked couple. Naruto went and unlocked Iruka's cuffs and untied the forehead protector while Sasuke threw his pants and boxers at him.
"Goodness what happened?" He questioned.
"Nothing. Don't worry. I'm here now." He hugged his sensei and glared at Kakashi. It said loud and clear, "Don't touch him. Don't look at him. Couch for a month. No! TWO!" The Jounin whimpered at his loss and walked away with Sasuke who helped explain what a left hand was used for in times like these.
"Just get some sleep and I'll tell you what happened when you wake up. Ok?" Naruto smiled Cheekily down at him and put a blanket over the drowsy man.
"Okay. Just clean up the mess before you leave." With that, Iruka fell asleep; blissfully unaware of what just conspired.
"Mess?" Naruto scratched his head he turned around. "Oh!" Glancing at the 289 fangirls that passed out with nose bleeds he sighed and then grinned as he thought up an idea.
Konahamaru opened his eyes blearily as he lifted himself off of the pavement to which he met abruptly. He considered waking his friends for a moment before the sound of something heavy falling fast caught his ears. He looked up and just about cried. 289 fangirls were in a large ball and falling right above him. He tried to make a run for it but was squashed under the weight of fandom.
Naruto skipped after Sasuke and Kakashi, knowing Sasuke was letting his current teacher in on the secretive world of masturbation.
Let's just say that certain Jounins hands are going to be incapacitated for a long time.
OWARI!... AGAIN!
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Nomi: Sorry if this wasn't as good as the last one but it was just spur of the moment.
Mol: It was still funny and had its moments. Besides, it has lemony goodness.
Nomi: Alright. Well, I'm officially not moving anymore and will be dedicating my time to writing again. Don't ask why it's a long story. Just be happy.
Mol: Yay!
Nomi: I'm baaaaack!
Both: Ja! R&R Please!