Here's the second part of Dead Possible.
Warning: The following will (or might) contain- Mild language, blood and gore, mild-to-extreme violence, and possible use of drugs and/or beer. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Do not flame me if you like " Kim Possible".I made this chapter intentionally for folks who hate Kim Possible. So if you're a fan of Kim Possible, I suggest you don't read it. I don't need to be flamed, thank you very much.
Kim and other characters are © Disney.
Deathley and her camera crew are © of EA-Insanity.
Deathley was rushing through the portal at the speed of light (even faster than a certain hedgehog). She was all grins n' giggles, she was rarely this pleased. Her camera crew had a hard time catching up with her speed. They had everything with them. Finally, the portal ended and they landed in Middleton.
Middleton was, in Deathley's point-of-view, was rather average. It was just like any old town; a couple of office buildings here and there, numerous restaurants-both formal and fast food, a shopping plaza and a mall. Deathley yawned and shut her eyes tiredly, apparently out of boredom.
The widescreen TV was setup at the studio. The audience stared at it with interest. It turned on with Deathley onscreen with the popular Mexican fast food place Bueno Nacho in the background.
The audience clapped.
"Now, I'm goin' to kill that damn goody-two-shoes, Kim Possible!" Deathley yelled at the camera.
"But I like Kim…" mumbled an audience member.
"WHO SAID THAT? " Deathley bellowed at the camera, her eyes becoming slanted, along with her fur becoming red as a tomato. She hissed as well, showing all of her sharp, pointy fangs.
The affect of this simple demand was pretty freakin' amazing.
The audience members became scared and some people yelled things like: "It wasn't me!". Some were pointing at random people. One male member or the audience was so scared of Deathley's outburst he pissed himself. A female member shrieked and almost had a heart attack. A fat male member of the audience who was sitting gasped, and fell out of his chair, and the second his fat rear end landed on the floor, it felt like a earthquake had struck.
"MOMMY!" yelled a young boy to his mother. "The fat man caused a earthquake!"
"Oy vei…" Deathley mumbled, rolling her eyes. "Damnit, all I asked is who said that they liked Kim. Or am I hearing things? I mean like there was no need to piss yourself-(at this statement, she pointed a the teenager who peed himself)- cause an earthquake with your ass-(she then pointed to the fat man)- or have a heart attack."
The woman had just gained calmness, but at the site of Deathley, she fainted on the floor, landing in the teenager's urine, which was now on the floor and needed to be mopped.
"Lady," Deathley said in annoyed tone, "I hope your hair likes mopping up a hell lot of pee."
Deathley then sighed, and flew off to find Kim. She then saw Kim herself running down a street with her friend Ron and his pet Rufus.
Kim has green eyes, red hair and somewhat tan skin. She was wearing her mission clothes. Ron has brown eyes, blonde hair and was wearing his mission clothes as well. His pet Rufus was sleeping in one of his pants pockets.
"Wade, tell me where Drakken is." Kim said to her friend Wade, who was a boy who helped on missions. He often talked to her in her beeper.
"All the way in the Amazon," Wade said. "You better hurry up to the airport."
"Got it. Thanks." Kim said smiling.
"Thank you, nerd." Deathley mumbled under her breath. The camera crew was hiding behind a building.
Kim and Ron rushed off to the airport, while Deathley and the camera crew followed. After a long time in the jet, they all landed in the Amazon Jungle. Kim and Ron looked around for clue. Deathley sharpened her knifes. After awhile, Kim and Ron talked to Wade on her beeper.
"Wade, I don't see him or Shego." Kim said.
"Look around more."
"OK, fine."
Kim grumbled and walked off. Ron followed her. Deathley stared at them. She also flew around the Amazon with the crew until she caught site of Drakken and Shego.
They were on a tour bus for tourists.
"Doctor D," Shego stated dully, "We are not tourists, were evil. Don't we need to blow Kim up or something?"
"SILENCE SHEGO!" Drakken yelled. "As soon as I'm done looking at the butterflies, we'll go and blow her up."
"Whatever." Shego said. She then fell asleep.
"Who's a pretty butterfly? Yes you are! YES YOU ARE!" Drakken said to a butterfly in a baby voice.
"…Drakken? With butterflies? Haha!" Kim said. She landed on top of the bus and yanked Drakken out. Ron was huffing and puffing nearby.
"I seriously need to lay off the tacos for a little while, eh Rufus?" Ron said to himself.
"Yeah." Rufus said.
Deathley stared at the site before her in shock. She got so angry she knocked Ron out with a tree branch and threw him in a nearby quicksand puddle. Ron and Rufus both sunk and then they died.
"That quicksand was quick…" Deathley muttered.
She then looked over towards the Kim and Drakken fight. They were fighting with weapons and tricks. Deathley got sick of it after awhile and chose to shoot Kim with an AK-47. She aimed it at Kim's head.
"Fire in the hole!" Deathley yelled.
"What..?"
BANG!
Kim Possible was dead.
Deathley cheered in glee. "WAHOO!"
"Yes, YES! You killed Kim!" Drakken yelled.
Shego was sleeping away on the tour bus.
"Yeah, because Deathley McClash OWNS!"
Deathley bowed down to Drakken and Shego and left through the portal with the crew.
"Back to those butterflies." Drakken said, going back on the bus.
The audience clapped for Deathley. She felt like a heroine.
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