OK, here's the first part of Dead Kappa, the Kappa Mikey death story. I don't give a flaming, flying load of crap if you think the title's weak.

Responses to reviews:

Sig malkovich- Thank you very much. But I never seen Sonic Underground, so I'm not going to bother.

Avatar JK- I like Courage and Lilo and Stich, so I'm not doing them.

B gal- Very cool. But you spelled Deathley's name as "Deathy". Unless Deathy is a pet name. ; And very cool way you killed Jake. But Kappa Mikey isn't an anime. It's a parody of it.

Deathley © EA-Insanity

Kappa Mikey © Nickelodeon

TV Shows or Advertisements © respective owners

Deathley recently stirred up some controversy. She killed The Proud Family and their friends with some "Super-Duper Food Poisoning Spices" she bought in a store. Deathley never responded to complaint letters; she always tossed them in her mansion's fire place and would burn them to warm her up on those dreadful, cold nights.

"There's nothing better to watch those damn complaint letters up." Deathley said to herself, sitting in an armchair.

"I wonder what's on the tube tonight."

Deathley turned on her TV. It was currently on a news channel.

"And now," the TV said, " a word from our commercials."

Then the HeadOn commercial came on. Deathley's bright, blue sapphire eyes snapped open, in both shock and fear.

"HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead!"

Deathley immediately pressed the MUTE button, and sighed happily. She then changed the channel.

"That's So Raven is up next on Disney Channel!"

Dear god NO, Deathley thought to herself, changing the channel once more. She was extremely bored and wanted to watch something decent. So far, no good. Deathley was very tired as well, yawning about every 2 or 3 minutes; She also closed her eyes from time to time.

Kappa Mikey, a Nicktoon, was now on. It's theme song was currently playing.

"GAH! That's song is as bad as HeadOn!" Deathley yelled loudly to the empty mansion. She then darted her eyes around the living room nervously. She pressed the MUTE button for a second, clearly to think to herself.

Mental note, Deathley thought to herself, Stop yelling in empty mansion.

She then hit the MUTE button again (now the sound was on) and watched some of the Kappa Mikey episode that was showing. She was annoyed by the characters. She fell asleep in 6 minutes flat. An hour later…

…Deathley woke up. She slept for quite some time. Now The Fairly OddParents was playing. She turned off the TV and went to bed.

"Ugh. So sleepy."

Deathley than collapsed on her bed, sleeping like a baby.

At 6:30 am, Deathley woke up with a groan. She then made her bed, took a shower, and made breakfast for herself.

"Well, I gotta run some errands before I go the studio…" she muttered. Deathley walked up to her solid gold fridge, and took a piece of loose-leaf paper off it.

It read:

Get a new machete.

Get some gasoline.

Find a new lawyer.

Deathley then folded the paper up, and put it in her pocketbook and ran out of her mansion. She ran to the direction of Luna Hill Plaza, one of the many places she shops at very often.

She then entered Weapons Galore, a popular shop in Vampuit. There, you could buy (il)legal guns and weapons. You wanna buy a pack of missles? Go to Weapons Galore! You wanna buy a flamethrower? You know the drill, dude.

She then entered the store, and went to the "Knives" aisle. She got a machete for 30 dollars. She then went to the "Pyromania" sections and bought a container of gasoline for 10 dollars.

She left the store, and went to the studio. Got her fur fixed up in the dressing room, and changed into a blue T-Shirt with black jeans and green sneakers. She went onstage.

The audience clapped.

"Hello people."

"HI, DEATH!"

Deathley simple nodded, and took out the jagged knife, then threw it at the wheel with closed eyes. Not wondering about the wheel question thing for once.

BAM!

Deathley opened her eyes, and walked to the wheel, took out the knife out of the wheel, set it on the nearby table, and read the name of the show. Kappa Mikey was the show she was going to kill.

"Oh, yeah," Deathley said to audience. "I'm killing Kappa Mikey!"

The audience cheered as Deathley and the camera crew left in the portal.

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