Hi I'm so glad that u people like my stories! And plz still review even if u wanna flame me! I wanna know wat u think of my stories! And I DON'T OWN NARUTO!!

Lee: I would have beaten Gaara if he didn't leave his shell while I was doing the lotus! (he said this 17 times already)

Gaara: I swear if u say that one more time I will kill u!!!!!!!! (he's said that 15 times so far)

Neji: don't make me kill u all u all!!!!

Ino: You mean Rape us all!

Everyone laughed!

Neji: You know u liked it when I took off your clothes!

Ino: NO, I wanted to grab my kunai and shuv it up your ASS!!!!!!!!!

Neji: Don't be hatin'

Sakura: please don't ever say that again!

Lee: I would ha-

Gaara: That's it !

HE charged at Lee who immediately pulled down his pants!

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Gaara was petrified, Neji was Staring longingly at Lee licking his mouth, Sakura and Temari were staring at it just like Neji, and Ino whispered to Hinata.

Ino: WOW that huge…..

Hinata: I know, but trust me it gets a lot bigger!

Ino: How do u know?

Hinata: Trust me…… (grinning)

Ino: well u should see Shikamaru's!

Hinata: So, does that mean you're going out with him?

Ino blushed.

Ino: Maybe………….

Gaara eventually faints.

Lee: See, I told u I could've beaten him!

Lee walks over to Hinata and starts making out with her!

Neji: Hinata get away from my LEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hinata: U freakin gay purvey rape artist!

Hinata kicked Neji in the shins!

Neji: You're dead.

Hinata: Bring it fool!

Naruto and Sasuke: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Neji: Hay-AH!!!!!

He went at Hinata who immediately opened her jacket!

She wasn't wearing anything inside.

Neji: WOW those are some huge magumbos!!!

Temari and Sakura: WOW I want a piece of that!

Naruto and Sasuke: Humanahumanahumanahumanahumanahuanahumanahumana……

Hinata looked at Ino. She was making out with Shikamaru who was looking at Hinata's "mugumbos"

Neji walked up to Hinata and squeezed her "mugumbos". Lee immediately kicked Neji who got knocked put cold. But, he was still making squeezing motions in the air!

Well I hope u liked it! Plz R&R!