Chapter 2! More LGM, more movies!

And thanks to my reviewers amy jonas and gungurrl. You rock!

JAWS

"Ohhhhh shhhhiiii-"

"Langly!" Byers said sharply. "This is no time to panic!"

"This is the perfect time to panic! It's eating the Goddamn BOAT!"

Frohike was busy snapping picture as the shark glided by the slowly sinking vessel.

"Um, guys, maybe we should get some help."

"No, you think!" Langly yelled.

"Hey guys, look what I found!" Jimmy held up part of what looked like a shark cage.

"Oh great, yet another inventive way to get eaten. One order of Gunmen under glass coming up." Langly moaned.

"Uh, its not glass."

"Shut up Jimmy."

STAR WARS

"Crap!"

Storm troopers blew holes into the wall behind the retreating Gunmen. Byers grabbed Frohike and Langly and pulled them into an open doorway.

"I didn't even LIKE this movie." He muttered

"God Byers, you are such a nark." Langly rolled his eyes.

"I think a have a right not to like a movie that I'm about to get killed in!"

"Whatever, bigger fish to fry." Frohike said impatiently. "Those storm troopers are still on our tail, and unless we get back to the millennium falcon quick we're screwed."

"That's great. Only one thing stands in our way." Byers said.

"What's that?" Langly asked.

"Darth Vader over there."

"Where?" Langly and Frohike spun around.

"Made you look." Byers grinned.

"Byers, you don't DO that to lifelong fans." Langly muttered.

"Yeah man, not cool." Frohike agreed as they emerged from the doorway.

"Quite amusing." Darth Vader rumbled.

"AHHH!"

HONEY I SHRUNK THE KIDS

"Okay, this crap isn't funny anymore." Frohike scowled up at the oversized plants.

"Oh, like I think it is." Langly shot. "Being shrunk and lost in the backyard was not how I wanted to spend my day."

"I don't see why I had to be dragged into this." Yves said coldly. "Surely another girl could have been found."

Byers just sighed and pushed back a giant grass blade. "It could be worse.'

"How could this be worse?" Frohike demanded.

"Do you hear a rumbling?" Langly asked suddenly.

"Lawnmower." Yves paled.

"That's how!"

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT

"Okay mister uh...rabbit."

"Ppppplease, call me Roger!"

"Whatever, you want us to help prove your innocence in the Acme murder?" Langly asked.

"That's right."

"Um yeah, can you give us a minute?" Frohike pulled Byers and Langly aside.

"Its a freakin' cartoon rabbit!" Langly said.

"Well, be that as it may- " Byers began.

"Be WHAT as it may? This is just weird!" Frohike cut him off.

"He still needs our help." Byers said in exasperation.

"Yeah, a guy like that'd never kill his boss." Jimmy said.

"It's not a guy, its a rabbit!" Frohike hissed.

"He's a rabbit who needs our help." Jimmy said.

"Jimmy, this is weird even for us. Maybe we should call Mulder." Langly suggested.

"But its ROGER RABBIT!"
"Fine! We'll help the stupid rabbit." Frohike groaned.

There were some sirens and a shout from Roger.

"ITS THE TOON PATROL!"

"Crap."

LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS

"Why is that plant talking?" Langly took a big step back.

"It's not really a plant, its an alien sent to colonize the earth and eat people." Byers said quietly. "We have to kill it."

"Isn't this Mulder's department?" Frohike said nervously.

"Well Mulder isn't here. We are, so we're going to handle this." Byers picked up a nearby ax.

"Is it just me, or is that thing singing?" Frohike asked.

"Its just you. Lets do this thing." Langly grabbed a weed killing sprayer.

"I'm a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad!"

"Yeah well, we're worse." Byers raised the ax.

JURASSIC PARK

"Don'tmovedon'tmovedon'tmove." Langly whimpered.

"Does it look like I'm moving!" Frohike hissed.

"If you move, it'll see us." Langly said.

'I hope Byers and Jimmy are okay in that other jeep.' Frohike thought silently as the T-Rex sniffed the car.

Byers and Jimmy were currently staring horrified at the giant lizard that was crushing the top of the jeep.

"It's gonna eat them unless we do something!" Jimmy grabbed a flashlight and headed towards the woods.

"Jimmy, no!"

"Just get the guys outta that car! Hey, Lizard!" Jimmy clicked on the high powered beam and yelled at the Rex.

The massive monster turned toward the football player and began after him.

Byers raced towards the jeep. The jeep which was currently sliding towards a deep ravine.

"Oh shiiiiiii-"Langly's nasal scream penetrated the rainy air. "I hate Steven Spielberg so much!"