BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Welcome back to Cyborg Emerald, a portion of Coke Induced Madness! Mika and Sadie…we own ourselves!…we don't own Poke'mon, Cyborg 009, Kingdom Hearts, Gundam Wing, Fruits Basket or Yu-Gi-Oh!

FYI: Just try and figure out who the hell the random flower shop owners and what story they're from XD! Butchering names is so much fun…

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Coke Induced Madness Squared

Cyborg Emerald: Exploding Flower Shops

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"Oh, I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts…" Mika sang, strolling through the Petalburg Woods. "OY! PACKMULE! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?"

Jetdan, staggering under the weight of Mika's computer, printer, bed, backpack, and locker, screamed at her. Mika roared with laughter and continued on her merry way through the woods.

Just as they were about to go around the final bend, Mika saw a guy running away from…something. Jetdan took this as his cue and dropped all the shit; then Jetdan made a run for it.

"Hey, dude, what the hell's the matter?" Mika asked as the guy fell over. He handed her a package.

"Take it and don't let them have it!" The guy said. Mika took it and walked around the bend, and nearly fell over at what she saw.

There stood Arbert, dressed in tight black leather pants, no shirt, a blue trenchcoat, and a blue bandana with Team Aqua's symbol on it. Oh yeah, and he wore black leather gloves and black boots. To top it all off…he had…a moustache. There was a group of fangirls swarming around him.

"ALBERT, YOU IDIOT!" Mika shouted, chucking the nearest corpse at Arbert's head. He began to wail and a fangirl war broke out over who go to kiss the boo-boo. "YOU HAVE UNTIL SLATEPORT UNTIL YOUR MAKE YOUR ENTRY! IDIOT!"

And the crazy, now fourteen-year-old authoress kicked Arbert and his swarm of fangirls off to some distant location. She made a peace sign.

"Don't try this at home, kids, or anywhere else but your fandom for that matter!" Mika said to no one in particular. "Shizuka niiiiiiiiii..."

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As Mika exited the Petalburg Woods, she saw…a flower shop! From this flower shop was perhaps the loudest Mika had ever heard Genesis of Next being played! Being one of the millions of people loving Genesis of Next, she jumped over to the flower shop and entered.

"OY! YOU! OUTTA MY FLOWER SHOP!" A female person roared over the most awesome song on the planet. As Mika walked in further, she was shocked to see her first characters that she took from her other stories and threw them into a Cyborg 009 story…

"Mika? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Spinel demanded, jumping onto Mika. "When do you plan on getting back to OUR story?"

"WHOA! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" Topaz shouted, tackling the authoress. "Well, you'd best get outta here before Sapphire blows a gasket. Here, taking this watering can and run for your life!"

Mika seized the Wailmer Pail that was ever-so-important to watering berry plants and began to sprint away right as the Tatsumaki Remix of Genesis of Next started.

"MIKA! YOUR DAY OF RECKONING HAS COME!" Sapphire shouted moments later as Mika dashed away. The flower shop exploded and an indigo-haired girl sprang out of it; ready to pound Mika into a pulp when she caught up. Fortunately, Mika had brought her pogo stick along and hopped into Rostboro City.

"God, that was close…" Mika said, shaking her head. "I'LL UPDATE WHENEVER THE HELL I FEEL LIKE IT, BITCH!"

More random explosions occurred as Mika entered the Poke'Center. Once inside, Mika broke into a laughing fit as she handed Kairi3 her two Poke'Balls. Wait…since when did she have two? Oh well. All the better to kick ass with!

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As the glass doors of the Rostboro City Gym slid open, Mika heard screaming. She ventured further in only to hear…

"JOE! DO IT MORE!" Roxcoise ((I know, it was this or Frananne…)) screamed. For there, on the leader's podium lay the leader and none other than Joven ((I am ashamed…)).

"JOE! YOU FRIGGIN' IDIOT!" Mika shouted, grabbing Joven from his French-kissing ((quite literally)) position and chucked him through the wall. "AND DON'T COME IN UNTIL YOUR CUE NEXT TIME!"

"With that being done," Mika said, turning to the blonde-haired French…person, "Ready to kick the crap outta one another?"

"Poke'mon or not?" Roxcoise answered.

"Doesn't matter."

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So an hour later and several bottles of Coke gone through, both girls had successfully beat one another within a centimeter of the other's life. When suddenly, as Mika was getting to her feet, she heard a familiar war cry…no, not even from this parody…or this SERIES, for crying out fricking loud…

"FEAR NOT, DAMSEL! SAILOR JET WILL RESCUE YOU…As soon as he finishes his henshin!" The familiar voice of Sailor Jet whined. "MAHOU SHONEN SENSHI JET! HENSHIN!" ((or, for us un-Japanese-people, Magical boy Sailor Jet! Transform!))

Seconds later, the window had been busted inward, and now a large dose of pink hearts were floating around as Sailor Jet tripped over the glass and plummeted face-first onto the ground.

"Deep in the night," Mika began singing, standing up at long last. Sailor Jet also found his way from the glass/pink sugar heart pile and stood up.

"No, no, no, don't start…" Sailor Jet pleaded. "I'll even let you do FibFinder again! Anything but this!"

"Really?" Mika asked, stopping. Sailor Jet instantly hated himself for saying this. "OY, SAPPHIRE! STAR-KITTY!"

Sapphire appeared, holding a FibFinder. SK, who is visiting from her own fandom, stood next to Mika with a batch of Black Ghost's cookies.

"PRESS THE BUTTON, JERKWAD!" Sapphire shouted. Sailor Jet edged toward the button, pressed it, and…

"YOU BASTARD! WE STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN OVER THIS 'TIRZAH' PERSON, HAVE WE?" Sapphire screamed, and proceeded to beat Sailor Jet into a terminal coma. Mika and SK high-fived one another, then returned to their designated stories.

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"Let's see…saved the Wingull for Mr. Birney, can't go through the tunnel…so I have to go back through the woods!" Mika decided, sitting and playing with her new Poke'Nav. "OH SWEET! THIS THING PLAYS MP3S!"

So Mika set off at a run through the Petalburg Woods, toward the ferry that would take her to see her beloved Haru. From the little device she'd gotten in trade for the package in the woods, Obsession way playing at top volume. It would be like her music teacher BURPING into his megaphone, except much more awesome. Yes, her music teacher has a megaphone for when they march.

Once through the woods, Mika burst into a little hut. Inside was a bearded dude with a Wingull chasing him. Yes, it was indeed very sad.

"Ahoy, Mika! Ready for me to take you to Dewford Town?" Mr. Birney asked the crazed teenager. She bounced her head. "Peeko, let's go! It's gonna be forty days an' forty nights 'till we see land again!"

And suddenly, Sadie appeared! Mika handed her a Coke and smiled. Mr. Birney was too busy stockpiling his crap into his boat to notice the two.

"I thought you came down with the flu." Mika said to her bestest friend ever. The other, equally crazed authoress nodded.

"Oh yes, I did. But remember Andrew?" Sadie asked. They sat down at the table as Mr. Birney began to throw bombs at people passing by. "Yes. He was taking me to his house…and I kinda jumped off the bike and teleported here! Yay!"

"Why here?" Mika asked. "JETDAN! I KICKED YOUR ASS, SO YOU HAVE TO SERVE ME! GET 'CHER ASS IN HERE!"

Jetdan, still in his Sailor Jet costume (though it was now reduced to shreds from Sapphire's pummeling), staggered in the door.

"INTRUDER! INTRUDER! PEEKO! WHIRLWIND!" Mr. Birney screamed as he saw Sailor Jet/Jetdan. Jetdan began to scream as the little Wingull blew him all the way across the ocean to Dewford.

"Hey Sadie, know what this is like?" Mika asked, jumping onto the boat and starting it up. "BYE, ASSHOLE!"

"BYE, MIKA!" Mr. Birney called. "Ahoy, Peeko! We're setting out next century!"

Sadie was out after Mika. "That other time when you came down with that cold and we wrote that weirdo chapter! YEAH!"

As the sick authoress coughed and Mika started the boat, a song came pouring out of a set of speakers. So that's how they get the background music to change! But it wasn't background music, instead it was…

"Bakura has got it goin' on…009 has got it goin' on…Haru-kun has got it goin' on…Duo-chan has got it goin' on…"

A CONTRABAND RECORDING! So of course, the two authoresses had to turn it up to max volume and belt the words out as loud as fucking possible. Which, by their standards, would destroy any normal human's eardrums.

"Heero, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did Duo get back from his business trip? (business trip)
Is he there, or is he trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)" Both girls and the stereo sang as they drew closer to Dewford. But Dewford was ready for the psychos to land.

"You know we're not the little girls that we used to be!
We're all grown up now, bishies can't you see?" Mika and Sadie sang, along with their recorded voices.

Meanwhile, in Dewford Town…

"Master Baru! We've finished the shelter!" Random person number one called. The white-headed person they were calling to was listening to the song…and singing along to it.

"They're getting close. They'll be here next chapter."

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