Hint: Waldo is a noun…though what type, you must figure out…

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Coke Induced Madness Squared

Cyborg Emerald 3: OU EST WALDO!

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As the hijacked ship neared Dewford Town, Sadie was sound asleep and Mika was blasting the New Step Mix of Let Me Be With You from the speakers. The island came into view and Mika walked over to get her friend up.

But as she reached a hand out to wake Sadie up, the reached the island. Baru stood out on the dock, waiting for the lunatics to arrive.

"HARU! HARU!" Mika shouted, barreling off the ferry with Sadie in her arms. "HEAL HER OR I'LL KILL YOU AND YUKI!"

Baru looked to the sick girl in her arms. "…So, my life on the line?" He took Sadie. "Uh, sure. Why not?"

Mika smiled happily and turned off the music. "Good. Now, I'll be off finding Joe and getting some worthless crap from him. See you once I'm back from the cave!"

With that, the authoress happily set off at a run. Baru turned to random person one and handed him Sadie.

"What do we do with her?" RP1 asked Baru. Baru walked past him, into the Dewford Gym. "Hello? Master Baru?"

"Take care of her, unless you want me to sic Mika on you."

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Ugh…What the hell happened? I remember Andrew dragging me out of my room, transporting to Hoenn…then nothing much. Sadie rolled over to find Joven sitting next to her, laughing with Duo and Baru.

"Oh, you're awake now. Feel any better?" Duo asked. Sadie nodded.

"So why are all of you here?" Sadie asked in turn. Joven laughed.

"To piss Mika off. I'm supposed to be in that Godforsaken cave right now, but being here may drive her even further down the road of insanity." Joven answered.

"I see. When did you get here?" Sadie asked. "More like when did I get here?"

"Mika brought you here." Baru replied. "Where is she right now?…"

A magical little bubble thingy (like the one Mirllyne has in Riprendere, chapter five!) popped up. Inside was an image of Mika, singing as she walked through the dark tunnel. And suprisingly, her voice was not half bad. Instead, her Japanese singing voice was a lot prettier than when she sang in English.

"I'm gonna leave now." Joven said, "Will you be alright?"

"Yeah, I'll be fine. I might go back." Sadie said.

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When Joe reached the cave, something totally random had occurred. This was not normal random, or even random random, but…Genesis of Next, full version, being sung along to…

"Without being able to forget your first half smile
in a long time,
the genesis of next begins
I can't get you out of my mind
You're standing alone Please tell me why...
But there's no easy answer…" Someone was singing along! ENGLISH! HOLY SHIT, MAN! GENESIS OF NEXT IN ENGLISH!

"MIKA! IS THAT YOU?" Joven shouted. The music stopped instantly.

"OU EST WALDO?" Mika screamed back. Seconds later, she pelted out of the cave and tackled Joe. "Ou est Waldo…Waldo…pauvre Mika…Waldo, ou est toi?"

"Mika?" Joven asked uncertainly. She looked up to see him.

"WHERE THE FUCK IS WALDO!" Mika wailed, clinging to him. Somehow, Joven got the horrid thought that they were going to have to look for Waldo now.

"What does Waldo look like?" Joven began. He and Mika started the walk back to the central part of Dewford.

"Well…he's short…he's skinny, but he has a lot of hair…" Mika said, sniffling. They walked into the Poke'mon center to see Sadie dancing around. "SADIE! LET'S GO FIND WALDO! COME ON, GUYS!"

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"Is that him?" Baru demanded, getting tired of searching for this worthless bastard Waldo. "Look Mika, how about I give you the badge, then you can go look for Waldo without me."

He handed her the badge and pulled his magical sealing wand out and flew away on it. Mika watched him fly away, then began to wail once more.

"Okay, fine. Here's Waldo." Bakura said sheepishly. He handed her a little pot with something in it. Sadie took it from him right before Mika threw her arms around the bishie and thanked him.

"BAKU-SAN! HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU?" Mika squealed. "YOU FOUND MY DEAR WALDO-KUN!"

"What the shit is Waldo, anyway?" Joven asked. He peeked over Sadie's arms to see…

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Meanwhile, in Slateport City…

"So, Ghostie, have we a deal?" The random Team Aqua worker asked. The head of Team Magma was currently negotiating with Team Aqua…but Arbert was nowhere to be found. Ghostie, the leader of Team Magma, was there instead.

"Sure. I trust…" Ghostie began.

"Yup. Cookie dough and all." The random person said. Arbert burst through the door, laughing. He had on the leather stuff again.

"You know, you're gonna get killed by Mika when she gets here," Ghostie said. "Didn't you read your part? Nowhere did it say that 'Archie' was a pimp."

"Don't you know how to ad-lib?" Arbert demanded, flexing for his swarm of fangirls. They fainted in unison. "Besides, she'll love the change."

"WHAT AM I GOING TO LOVE?" Mika demanded, kicking down the door. "And what the fucking hell are you doing in a Strawberry Shortcake-esque kitchen?"

In her arms was Waldo. Though, to the two leaders, he looked like an ordinary…thing draped in a little plastic canvas.

"We can explain!" Ghostie said urgently. This was not part of Mika's script…he was so toast, as was Arbert.

"GET EXPLAINING!" Sadie shouted, decked out in full 0021 uniform. "And WHO THE HELL KILLED ALL THE FANGIRLS? WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING A FANGIRL? CLAIRE, WE HAVE WORK TO DO!"

Suddenly, from nowhere at all, a blonde girl fell from mid-air. She had one pink and one orange eye. She wore a black tank top with a silver music note on it, a silver circle chain belt, and a full black skirt. Her shoes were silver sneakers, and in her hand was clenched a brown suitcase.

"NO! MMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMYYYYYYY! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" The two evil dudes shouted in complete unison. Claire charged at them, swinging the suitcase. Mika unveiled Waldo.

"WALDO'S A BONSAI TREE? WHAT THE FUCK?"

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