Chapter 16: Golden Flames

Gold

Quilava-Pyro LV: 15

Donphan-Trunks LV: 25

Kadabra-Kazam LV: 18

Flaaffy-Sparks LV: 16

Slowpoke LV: 10

Hiro

Croconaw-Highfang LV: 20

Grimer-Stench LV: 9

Magby-Inferno LV: 5

Crystal

Bayleef LV: 16

Chansey LV: 9

Sudowoodo LV: 20

Egg

Copper

Spears-Spearow LV: 9

Wooper-Whoopi LV: 5

Growlithe-Flares LV: 10

Machop-Champion LV: 15

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Crystal tapped her foot and checked her watch. Gold came running in the pokemon center looking extremely joyous.

"Crystal, I just beat like six trainers in a row and-."

"Where-is-Copper?" she said while pausing after each word.

"He's in that bug catching contest thing. Now as I was saying, they came at me with rabid pikachus but Trunks-."

"Gold. You were supposed to take me to the Park an hour ago..." She put her hands on her hips and glared at him.

"Oh yeah. I knew I was supposed to be doing something today..."

Crystal grabbed another trainer's Ditto and had it turn it into a bat. She backed Gold in a corner. Gold decided to talk his way out of this.

"Hey Crystal, I uh, never noticed it but um, but you look kind of sexy when you're mad." Crystal stopped in mid swing. The Ditto bat was only a quarter of an inch away from smacking Gold in the face.

"Do you really mean that?"

"Mean what? Oh yeah, yeah. When that vein in your temple pops up uh, I feel magic and the feeling that I'm going to piss myself." Gold meant every word except the magic part. Instead he usually felt fear. Crystal dropped the Ditto. She wasn't looking angry anymore. She was looking kind of serene and a little embarrassed. Gold liked when she was like this the best.

"So, uh what do you like best about me?" Gold mentally kicked himself. He should've known she was gonna ask more questions. She was good looking, alright. But if Gold told the truth, she would be inclined to turn that Ditto into a Bazooka.

"Son of a- I mean you're uh, um, uh your eyes. Now let's go find Copper shall we heheh, hiccup!" He hiccupped when he was nervous. She grabbed Gold by his cheeks and pulled his face at least an inch in front of hers. "Uh, Crystal what are you doing, hiccup?" He felt a bead sweat fall down his cheek.

"Am I sure you're not just lying to me?"

"Hon-hic-est."

"Gold, just tell me the truth and I won't kill you on the spot."

"Damn it. My lies keep coming back to fuck me in the butt," Gold thought. "If I lie they'll still come back to haunt me. If I tell the truth, she'll keep asking questions and then kill me. The only way to get out of this is to..."

"Confusion!" He was hiding Slowpoke in his backpack the whole time. Gold raised it up a couple of levels before coming back. Crystal was sent flying into a trainer's Starmie. One of its ten points stabbed her in the arm. It didn't go in to deep but just enough to give you a scar for the rest of your life. "Ooooooooh... I'm in deep doo-doo now..."

"YOU BET YOU ARE!" Crystal roared.

"DDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Gold screamed. Crystal chased him through the streets of Violet City and well into the giant park behind the city. The bug catching contest was still going on and they passed Copper on the way.

"HI COPPER, BYE COPPER! KICK ASS DUDE!" Gold hollered. Crystal had led Gold into a dead end part of the forest.

"Oh come on Crystal! You can't stay mad at me forever!"

"I won't after I beat you to a pulp."

"Since when do you care about what I think about you?" Crystal paused for a second.

"I really don't know why. I guess I was just wanted to be told I was beautiful." She turned on her heel and started to walk away.

"You're beautiful!" Gold called. Crystal turned back to kiss his cheek and then ran off again. "I've never been so confused in my life..." he said to himself.

"THE BUG CATCHING CONTEST HAS ENDED! ALL PARTICIPANTS AND SPECTATORS PLEASE COME TO THE WEST GATE FOR THE JUDGING!" Gold did what they said and found Crystal trying to stop Copper from shitting himself.

"Why did you think it was a good idea to put him in a competition like this?"

"He was bugging me so I gave him a little weed I got from some guy with syringes sticking out of his arm. After I got bored, he tried to enslave those kids at the department store again so I put him here. I still think he's on the weed though..."

"Hey talking donut!" Copper said to Gold. "Give me more of those thingies with the smoke and the sniff and inducer of red dots in my eyeeeeeeeeeees and make talk fast and I not no where I is be!" Copper rambled really fast.

"In third place...," the announcer began. "Is Cooltrainer Nick and his Scyther!" The trainer named Nick took his pokeball and prize. "In second place... is Youngster Benny for his Pinsir!"

"This is it," Gold announced.

"Oh please," Crystal said, rolling her eyes. "He was high during the entire competition. There is no possible way he could have-."

"In first place... is Trainer Copper for his outstanding Heracross!" Copper broke out of Crystal's grasp and jumped up onto the first place podium. He hugged his Heracross and took the Sun Stone.

"Big Pickle won! Big Pickle won! Big Pickle won I a pointy cookie!" Copper started nibbling on the Sun Stone. Gold and Crystal took Copper away from the crowd.

"Now do you see the dangers of giving illegal drugs to children?"

"Not really and it's kind of funny to watch him." Copper was trying to suck the 'magic fairy juice' out of the back end of a Caterpie. "You watch him while I go look for a trainer to find."

"Gold wait! You have a commitment to this child too," she cried. Gold was already out of earshot when she said it. "I want a divorce," she said (not literally). Gold crept through the grass to find a Sunkern sleeping in front of him. He didn't bother to weaken and threw a pokeball at it. It hit the leaves on its head and captured it.

"Hey!" a middle aged man yelled while coming out of the grass. "That was supposed to be my Sunkernyyernyern!"

"Sunkerbyyayayaya? Never mind. In the wild I can catch any pokemon I want. Go find another Sunkern."

"Raichu, come on out!"

"Slowpoke, get ready!"

"Why the hell would you use a Slowpoke? Whatever. Thundershock!"

"Disable!" The lightning attack stopped in midair. It turned blue and vanished into thin air. "Water Gun!" Raichu collided into it's trainer and fainted. "Good job, Slowpoke." The other trainer walked off almost in tears.

"Gold! Come quick!" Crystal screamed. Gold sprinted to her aid.

"Did Copper set the park on fire?"

"Well, yes. But that's not what I called you for. The egg's hatching!" The shook and rattled in her hands and exploded in a flurry of egg shards. What came out was...

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It's the end fools! Gotta make changes to Gold and Copper's data.

Gold

Quilava-Pyro LV: 20

Donphan-Trunks LV: 26

Kadabra-Kazam LV: 19

Flaaffy-Sparks LV: 19

Slowpoke-(now Snores after reading Bigfoot's review but may change if someone comes up with a better one) LV: 18

Sunkern (insert nickname here) LV: 7

Copper

Heracross-Big Pickle (he was serious when he called it Big Pickle. He thought it was gigantic pickle and actually nicknamed it that ) LV: 16

And I worked my ass off to make two chapters in one day so don't complain that I took a break for a little while before. Rock on!