Chapter: 17
Gold
Quilava-Pyro LV: 20
Donphan-Trunks LV: 26
Kadabra-Kazam LV: 19
Flaaffy-Sparks LV: 19
Slowpoke-(now Snores after reading Bigfoot's review but may change if someone comes up with a better one) LV: 18
Sunkern (insert nickname here) LV: 7
Hiro
Croconaw-Highfang LV: 20
Grimer-Stench LV: 9
Magby-Inferno LV: 5
Crystal
Bayleef LV: 16
Chansey LV: 9
Sudowoodo LV: 20
Egg
Copper
Spears-Spearow LV: 9
Wooper-Whoopi LV: 5
Growlithe-Flares LV: 10
Machop-Champion LV: 15
Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 16
"Smoochum!" said the creature from the egg. It jumped into Crystal's arms and hugged her and she did the same.
"Oh it's so cute!" Crystal cried.
"Crystal, don't move," Gold warned.
"What do you mean?" Gold flipped out a tennis racket from his backpack.
"You're hugging a mutant!" he said in a whisper so Smoochum wouldn't hear.
"Are you crazy? Don't you know what this is? Can't you tell the difference between a mutant and a Smoochum?"
"In order: Yes. No. And not really but I'll still kill it anyway!" He swung once and Crystal sidestepped him. Smoochum started to cry into her shoulder.
"Gold if you touch one hair on both of our pretty heads I'm gonna-." Copper came by being chased by police officers and men in white coats. He had a flaming tree branch in one hand and releasing a gallon of lighter fluid all around the park. He dropped the branch and the entire park became engulfed in flames.
"OH MY FRIGGIN' JESUS!" Gold screamed. Crystal grabbed Copper and Gold by their hands and tore them out of there. They ran into the nearest open house they could which turned out to be the Goldenrod game corner.
"Phwoo, we're safe now," Crystal sighed.
"Have you noticed that everywhere we go, major monuments get blown up? The Sprout Tower, Slowpoke Well, Ilex Shrine and most recently; the burning down of the Goldenrod Park."
"Bad luck?"
"Maybe or is it destiny?"
"Need coins, need coins, need cooooooiiiiiiiii..." Copper chanted. The Mary Jane in him finally wore off and he passed out on the floor.
"Finally. He stopped. No more weed for the ten year old. Empty pockets Golden Boy."
"What makes you think I still have some?" Gold said indignantly.
"Because I know you to well, confusion!" Smoochum used its psychic power to lift packets of drugs from his pockets. They flew into Crystal's outstretched hand.
"What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Do you want a side of fries for your Smoochum burgers?" Smoochum burst into tears again and jumped into Crystal's arms.
"No! Don't cry little one! The bad man won't hurt you." She put Smoochum in a pokeball and glared at Gold.
"Hey Crystal did I ever tell you how hot you look when you're-."
"Stow it! That won't work twice." She walked away from him to wake up Copper.
Gold; on the other hand, tried his luck on the slot machines. He inserted the only coin he had and put in the slot. He pulled the lever three times and got all sevens.
"Holy shit! I hit the jackpot!" Coins were falling out of the machine so fast that Gold couldn't catch them all. When the other gamblers saw what was happening they stampeded to Gold's spot to steal his earnings. "Get off of me you fuckers! Trunks!" The Donphan released itself from the pokeball. All of the other people stepped back and proceeded to leave with their coins. "HEY! If you want to live then you'll drop my coins!"
They did what they were told, grudgingly though. Gold gathered his coins up in a sack and took them to Crystal.
"Hey Crystal, check it out! I'm rich!" He opened up the sack to show her what he got. Crystal always wanted a Dratini and it just so happened that she could get one for 6,000 game coins. She decided this would need a feminine touch. She laid Gold down on the bench.
"Wh-what are you doing?" Crystal got on top of him so that every part of their bodies except their faces were touching.
"I'll give you something nice if you give me those coins."
"L-L-Like what?" Gold stuttered. Crystal kissed him lightly on the lips. It wasn't an intimate kiss but Gold liked it anyway.
"They'll be more of those if you give me these," she said while lifting up his bag of coins. Gold let go of the bag and she got off of him immediately. She ran off to get her Dratini. Gold sat up.
"Hey Gold, how'd you do that?" Copper said. He had woken up to find Crystal kissing Gold but didn't say anything.
"Do what?"
"Get Crystal to kiss you."
"I really have no idea..."
"I know it ain't because of your looks," Copper teased.
"Hey remember what I told you. School prom, walnut tits, pee-pee rubbing, any of that ringing a bell?"
"Crystal! Gold's warping my little mind!"
"Gold, cut it out," Crystal said. She had a Dratini wrapped around her neck and she was patting its head. Gold stood in front of her. He pushed out his lips in anticipation of another kiss.
"Gold, what are you doing?"
"Waiting for my kiss?"
"Oh. I just did it for the Dratini so let's get a move on to the gym." Gold felt disheveled and didn't say anything to Crystal on the way over. Copper felt the need to make fun of him.
"You're a tool. You're a fool. You wanted to be kissed. But you just got dissed. And now you're really pissed-," Copper sang.
"Girl with walnut tits!" Gold added.
"DAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Copper shrieked. The group fell silent until they reached the front door to the gym. Crystal read the sign out loud.
"Whitney. The white trainer with white power. This sign is kind of racist..." They entered the maze inside. And came up to the fork in the road.
"I'm going this way," Copper pointed to the right.
"Me too," Crystal said.
"Then I'm going this way," Gold said taking the other path.
"Is something wrong with Gold?" Crystal asked.
"Are you fucking stupid? You played him like a trumpet! Of course he's pissed at you!"
Crystal looked on sadly as Gold walked opposite path of the gym.
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Questshipping abroad! Need to update Crystal's profile. By the way, My school is having a carnival today so I won't update twice like yesterday. I've got a lot to do for the next three days so don't expect anything from me.
Crystal
Bayleef LV: 16
Chansey LV: 9
Sudowoodo LV: 20
Smoochum LV: 5
Dratini LV: 15