Chapter 19: Golden Flames
Gold
Quilava-Pyro LV: 20
Donphan-Trunks LV: 26
Kadabra-Kazam LV: 19
Flaaffy-Sparks LV: 19
Slowpoke-(now Snores after reading Bigfoot's review but may change if someone comes up with a better one) LV: 18
Sunflora-Sprout LV: 16 (survived the Gigavolt and gained enough EXP to level up)
Hiro
Croconaw-Highfang LV: 20
Grimer-Stench LV: 9
Magby-Inferno LV: 5
Crystal
Bayleef LV: 16
Chansey LV: 9
Sudowoodo LV: 20
Smoochum LV: 5
Dratini LV: 15
Copper
Spears-Spearow LV: 9
Wooper-Whoopi LV: 5
Growlithe-Flares LV: 10
Machop-Champion LV: 15
Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 16
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"Damn it. I was so blasted, I can't remember anything," Copper said holding his head.
"Dude, you're becoming an addict. You wrapped that thing that checks your blood pressure around your neck. Then you used it like a Kevorkian Scarf and inflated your head to the size of a basketball," Gold replied.
"What's a Kvlarkian Scar?" Crystal asked. The three of them were leaving Goldenrod city after leaving it in ruins.
"A Kevorkian Scarf is a suicide machine. It fills your head with death gas until your head blows up (Don't ask me how I know that. Why are you looking at me like that?)." His pokegear started ringing. He saw a picture of Whitney's head pop on to the screen. "Oh shit..." he muttered.
Crystal gave him a look of disdain and walked on ahead of him. Gold picked up Whitney's call.
"What do you want?"
"I don't care if you are cute, you don't go blowing up gyms!" Whitney yelled in his ear. She sounded like she was crying.
"I told you I'd pay you back. Now please stop calling me!" He hung up on her and ran up to Crystal and Copper. Unbeknownst to them, a helicopter with the word P.O.O.T written in red paint hovered over them. It descended and landed in front of the group, blocking their way. Hiro and Silver stepped out of it.
"What's up Hiro?" Gold asked. "We haven't seen you in a week. Where've you been?"
"I've been making new friends." He didn't look to happy to see his friends again. He reached for a pokeball on his belt. "Copper, where's Sleeper?"
"I traded him for a Machop."
"YOU WHAT?" Hiro put his pokeball down and reached for something silver in his pocket.
"Relax Hiro. We can- JESUS CHRIST! HE'S GOT A GUN!" Gold shrieked. Hiro had his finger on the trigger. Silver tied Gold, Crystal and Copper together. "Hiro why are you doing this? We're your friends!" Hiro kicked Gold in the ribs to silence him. With the help of Ursaring and Tyranitar, they were loaded onto the helicopter. Silver drove while Hiro stood watch.
"Hey Jackass," Crystal called Hiro. "What are you gonna do to us?"
"Don't worry your pretty little head about it." He bent down to kiss Crystal but Gold used his feet to push him back. "Humph. I always knew you guys were a couple." Gold was too angry to tell him that he was wrong.
"Hiro. I regret ever meeting you that one day in the park!"
Flashback...
Two year old Gold was being pushed by his mom on the swings.
"Honey, I have to get something from the store. Just swing yourself for a while. And this time, try not to fall off again..."
"Will do, Mom-a-roo!"
"Stop watching so much Simpson's episodes!"
Two year old Hiro was passing by the swings. Gold accidentally kicked him on his way down. He kicked him so hard that Hiro was sent flying into the pond in the middle of the park.
"Oopsie. I gotta save him! Go Kaphlam!" Gold didn't have all of his teeth yet and couldn't say Kazam right. Kazam (still an Abra at the time) teleported over the spot where Hiro was drowning. Gold hung onto Kazam, who was floating over the water.
Gold reached out his hand and Hiro grabbed it with all his might.
"Teledort!" They were instantly brought back to the swings.
"You saved my wife (life)!"
"No bizzle dizzle. What's your nizzle, fizzle?"
"What'd you say?"
"I heard somebody on T.V named Floop Dogg say it. It means 'No big deal and what's your name, friend?"
"My name's Hiro. You like T.V too?"
"TV's the best thing ever made! You know what else is good?"
"What?"
"Taking a Poopie!"
"I know! It's so cool! We like the same stuffs!"
"Lets be friends!"
"Yeah!"
End flashback.
"I should have let you drown!"
"But you have to admit, TV, taking dumps and sugar were our favorite things back then."
"Ah, good times..." Crystal nudged Gold's side to get his attention.
"I hate to mess up your trip down memory lane but try helping us get out of here, Golden Boy."
"What do you want me to do about it? Even if we could untie ourselves, knock these guys unconscious and get control of the helicopter, how do we get it down?"
"By crashing it and hope we live," Copper said. "And what's with the taking dumps thing?"
Hiro sat down on the floor next to Gold.
"Hey Gold, remember that thing that happened on the first day of sixth grade that we promised to never talk about?"
"You guys were in Ms. Mase's class that year, right?" Crystal asked.
"Yeah, here's what happened."
Flashback (again)...
Gold and Hiro were running through the halls looking very distressed.
"Hiro, how the fuck did we sleep till one o'clock! Let me see your watch again!" Gold grabbed Hiro's wrist. He looked extremely angry now.
"What's wrong?"
"You looked at the watch upside-down you idiot! This says 7:30! We're the only ones here because everyone else is sleeping!"
They decided not to go back home and found their class at the end of the hall. Inside was their teacher Ms. Mase. But she was on her desk wearing nothing but her birthday suit. She was doing the forbidden dance in Principal Adrian's lap.
"Holy shit..." Gold and Hiro said in unison. Ms. Mase screamed and hid in the closet. Principal Adrian stood up and proceeded to leave but the two boys stopped.
"Hey, Principal Adrian..." Hiro called.
"Is that a banana in your pants?" Gold asked.
"Or is that a di-."
"Enough! What do you want from me?" Gold and Hiro gave him evil smirks.
Later that day...
"Attention Students." The principal said over loudspeaker. "I would like to tell you that I am gay. And now I prepared a song for your amusement. Ahem. I... like... gay men's butts and I cannot lie. You other fags can't deny. When a guy walks in with an itty bitty waist and there's a round thing in my face I... I... whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!" Gold and Hiro high-fived each other. They succeeded in making a grown man cry.
End flashback.
"Bwahahahahaha!" Gold and Hiro were bursting into tears of laughter.
"You guys were the ones who did that? I was afraid to even walk near him in the hallways because of you guys!" Crystal said disbelievingly.
"And the best thing is, we blackmailed him into changing all of our F's into A's for three years!"
"Hey keep it down, back there!" Silver ordered.
Hiro stood up again and wiped the smile off his face. Copper succeeded in gnawing the ropes off. Gold snuck up behind Hiro and knocked him out with one punch. Silver set the helicopter on auto-pilot and walked to back. Gold released all six of his pokemon. Silver did the same, with the addition of Houndour. This was too much weight for the helicopter to hold and began to fall out of the air. They were flying over Ecruteak city and demolished what was left of the Burned Tower. Gold got shot through the windshield of the chopper using Hiro's gun. He dropped it when he saw the sleeping forms of Entei, Suicune and Raikou in front of him. Crystal and Copper joined him and stared in awe at the beasts.
"Hey guys, what are those?" Copper said. Apparently his question was as much noise needed to wake up the legendary pokemon. Raikou turned itself transparent and glided through Gold's body. Entei jumped over Copper's head and Suicune stood staring at Crystal for a second and then disappeared.
"Do my eyes deceive me?" some guy in a cape said from behind them. "Suicune, Entei, and Raikou they were all here! Morty you missed it!"
"Eusine, I've told you. I'm only interested in the rainbow phoenix. Ho-oh..." The two men left without saying anything to the group. Gold, Copper and Crystal followed them so they wouldn't have to deal with Hiro and Silver.
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I put a lot of Gold and Hiro's childhood in this chapter. I'm surprised I even got this chapter up with all the stuff I have to do. But then again, I make this stuff up as I go along so it's not so hard.