Chapter 25
Gold
Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 32
Donphan-Trunks LV: 26
Snorlax LV: 30
Flaaffy-Sparks LV: 19
Slowking-Lazy LV: 25
Sunflora-Sprout LV: 16
Hiro
Croconaw-Highfang LV: 20
Grimer-Stench LV: 9
Magby-Inferno LV: 5
Weepinbell LV: 21
Crystal
Meganium (Blue) LV: 30
Chansey LV: 9
Sudowoodo LV: 20
Smoochum LV: 5
Dratini LV: 15
Suicune (not captured, currently bringing Crystal to safety)
Copper
Spears-Spearow LV: 9
Wooper-Whoopi LV: 5
Growlithe-Flares LV: 10
Machop-Champion LV: 15
Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 16
Red Gyarados LV: 50
Entei (not captured, helping him on the journey)
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"Okay do you guys have any questions?" Lance asked.
"Who are you?" Gold asked.
"Is it nap time?" Hiro asked.
"Where's the crapper?" Copper asked.
"Can I sit this one out? I'm going through a female metabolic process..." Crystal said closing her legs.
"If Crystal is having her period, can I stay for my own perverted reasons?" Hiro asked. Crystal slapped him across the face.
"Can I stay too?" Gold asked. "My arm still hurts regardless of the removed bullet."
"Can I have permission to strangle Hiro?" Crystal asked.
"Do you know I just pissed on your cape?" Copper said.
"Okay, enough questions! In order: I'm Lance. Hell no. Over there. Sure. No and you're an asshole. You can't because you're needed for the mission. Yes. And you can have this cape after I strangle you with it." He got on to his Dragonite and took off towards Ho-oh. Copper and Gold rode on Fears and Hiro lifted off on a Skarmory. They made a triangle in the sky and fired a combined Hyper Beam attack and fired it at Ho-oh.
Ho-oh fell to the ground and dropped its master. Hiro had Skarmory dive and was heading straight for the evil man. The boss released a Weezing and had it use Explosion. The attack blew Hiro off of Skarmory and swept him away in the blast. The attack did little to stop Skarmory. It used Steel Wing and managed to make its target drop the Rainbow wing. Fears flew down and picked up Hiro. Gold outstretched his hand and grabbed the Rainbow Wing. He tossed into the air where Dragonite blew it up with a Hyper Beam.
"Silver, you can get off of Lugia now. WE DID IT!" Silver slid down Lugia's back and snapped the Silver wing in half. Ho-oh and Lugia looked at each other confusedly. They left without a word in opposite directions: Lugia diving towards the sea and Ho-oh rising towards the heavens.
"NO HO-OH! COME BACK TO ME! I'LL HAVE ALL OF YOU DESTROYED... um... tomorrow..." A helicopter driven by Karen came by from overhead and was coming to rescue her father. Raikou, Suicune and Entei used their elemental attacks to blow the helicopter up. Karen escaped on her Murkrow at the last second.
Police cars surrounded the group. They grabbed P.O.O.T's boss and shoved him into the back of a police car. An Officer Jenny came out with a megaphone.
"THE SIX OF YOU STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE! YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST!"
"OW! Quit screaming into that thing. We're standing right here! And what do you mean, we're under arrest?" Gold shouted.
"Even though you saved the world, we still have to take you in for everything else you've done," she said pulling out a long list. "Let's start with Silver. Stolen 800 items from 300 different locations in six cities over the past eight years."
"That was to live! I've been alone for twelve years, what do you expect?"
"Tell it to the judge. You're a former P.O.O.T member, been in possession of weapons, 3 cases of hit and run, using a car without a license, using a helicopter without a license, been involved in forty incidents involving arson and weapons of mass destruction; such as bombs, missiles, bazookas, etc, and since that Lugia was under control you are responsible for all the damages it has done. Maximum sentence, 500 years in jail. Take Him away!" The cops dragged him away into the back of a police truck.
"Gold Ryu. Two cases of resisting arrest, destroyed The Slowpoke Well-."
"THAT WASN'T ME THAT WAS TEAM ROCKET!"
"There is no evidence to support that claim. You also trampled over the Ilex and blew up Goldenrod gym. Maximum sentence, 30 years."
They grabbed Gold by his arms and threw him headfirst into the back of the truck. After about an hour everyone except Lance were arrested.
AT THE JAIL
"This is great, we save the freakin world but they throw us in jail," Copper said.
"We've gotta get out of here before they bring someone else in here," Gold said worriedly.
"Why?" Crystal asked.
"Don't you now what they do in jail? They... they... analay ape ray you!"
"Excuse me?"
"Utt bay ex say."
"Huh?"
"Assay ounder pay."
"You do know I don't speak Pig Latin, right."
"Forget it. It doesn't concern you anyway. Silver, Hiro, Copper do not drop the soap when we take that group shower thing."
"Another thing," Copper started. "Why the fuck am I here? I know I took some drugs and burned down a park but shouldn't they have sent me to juvey or something?"
"Do you ever stop complaining?" Silver said holding his head. Hiro played a sad tune on his harmonica.
"Where'd you get the harmonica?" Gold asked.
"It was in this bag I sneaked in."
They gathered around the bag. Inside was all of their pokemon, a spoon, a bowl, a shovel, a lamp, a TV, a DVD player, a Playdude magazine, a pair of shoes, a radio, several CD's an inflatable super model, a vat of ice cream, a box of cereal, underwear, a stapler, a tree branch, cases of perfume, rings, a rifle, a phone, Michael Jackson (just kidding), an oboe, a clown mask, laptop, printer, action figures, a quart of milk, first aid kit, plastic butt, a vial of poison, some vodka, a dead ratatta, an inhaler, pillows, a gamegirl advance PS, scissors, Bigfoot12310, 5 easy ways to be a pimp, Bitch slapping for Dummies: how to keep your rowdy Growlithe in line, a clock, a bomb with the countdown off, a shotgun, Hiro's diary, a voodoo doll of Gold, 10,000 pokedollars, a picnic table, portable toilet, and a clone of Hiro floating in a tube, a video camera, a broken ceiling fan, a playgirl magazine, a globe, an umbrella, a clarinet, a flyswatter, a vat of chocolate that wasn't chocolate and Hiro's mom.
"How'd you fit all that in such a small bag?"
"It's four dimensional, it can hold anything."
"How'd you get something like that?" Crystal said, looking into the bag again.
"Oh yeah," Gold said. "I forgot to tell you, Hiro's got more money then Gil Bates. He can bail us out!"
"No I can't, I'm already in jail. That's her job," he said pointing to his mom.