Chapter 27: Crystal Leaves
Gold
Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 32
Donphan-Trunks LV: 26
Snorlax LV: 30 (Insert Nickname)
Ampharos-Sparks LV: 30
Slowking-Lazy LV: 25
Sunflora-Sprout LV: 25
Hiro
Feraligatr-Highfang LV: 32
Skarmory-Armor LV: 30
Muk-Stench LV: 38
Victreebel-Victor LV: 30
Magmar-Inferno LV: 30
Rhydon (Insert nickname) LV: 42
Crystal
Meganium (Blue) LV: 30
Chansey LV: 9
Sudowoodo LV: 20
Smoochum LV: 5
Dratini LV: 15
Copper
Spears-Spearow LV: 9
Wooper-Whoopi LV: 5
Growlithe-Flares LV: 10
Machop-Champion LV: 15
Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 16
Red Gyarados LV: 50
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"Crystal wake up! There's something big going on at the Battle Tower!" Gold said enthusiastically. Any normal person would feel depressed after a loss but Gold's not a normal person. He was smiling from ear to ear.
"What time is it?" Crystal asked groggily.
"Six o'clock."
"If you don't mind, Gold, I'm planning to sleep until noon today, so-."
"BY NOON IT WILL BE TOO LATE! WE'RE GOING NOW!" Gold grabbed Crystal's hand and dragged her out of the pokemon center.
"Gold wait, what could be so important that you won't let me change out of my pajamas first?"
"THIS!"
The Battle Tower was in a state of complete chaos. Herds of Tauros, Exeggutor, Nidoking, Nidoqueen, Rhydon, Steelix, Magneton, Magnemite, Miltank and an army of Bulbasaurs and Ivysaurs led by a Venusaur were all attacking the Tower at once. People carrying signs were chanting 'If you don't get rid of the pokemon soon, this place is shut down by noon'.
"Explain yourself, Golden Boy."
"The guy who owns this place hired me and Copper to get rid of the pokemon."
"But why are there hippies?"
"I don't know, lets ask them."
"Gold don't-."
"HEY ASS MUNCHERS, WHY ARE YOU HERE!" The protesters stopped. A woman came out of the center and spoke to him from behind a megaphone.
"The evil pokemon battling circuit built this bastion of oppression on the pokemon's Sacred Breeding Grounds. We passed a law so that if they don't find a way to please our pokemon brothers and sisters they will be forced to shut down!"
"First of all, speak in words I understand. Second, why do you care if a bunch of pokemon can't have sex where they want to? Third, don't you guys have anything better to do?"
"We're hippies; dude, we don't like do anything."
"Yeah you do, you guys smoke weed and complain on matters that don't concern you, that's something."
"Someone with such a feeble mind could never understand our mission. Now get out of the way; we're gonna protest against the people they hired."
"You're looking at 'em."
"Actually it's just him- GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Crystal shrieked. A Rhydon came by carrying Copper on its head. Copper managed to steer it away from them in time but crashed into a tree. "That does it! I'm going back to bed. Call me when this is over!"
"Bye Crysta-DAAAAAAA!" Gold was carried off by a Tauros on a windshield.
Crystal left on her own. She stopped when she heard a familiar voice by the peer.
"Let's see... Tentacruel, magikarp, Gyarados, car tire, Starmie, Vhid, DAMN IT! I'll never find one, like this." Silver roared. He kicked all of them back into the ocean and broke his fishing pole in half.
"Hey Silver, what are looking for?" Crystal asked.
"None of your business. What do you want from me?"
"Relax, I'm just saying hi."
Silver gave her a puzzled look. His eyes scanned up and down her body.
"You perv-."
"No-no- it's not that- it's just- the pajamas-and-."
"Forget it. You wouldn't believe how many times Gold did that. So what were you fishing for?"
"Another Silver Wing. It's not going to well though..."
"If it's that important to you, how about you join our group? We may be able to help you." Silver closed his eyes and thought for a moment. He smirked at her.
"I don't hang out with weaklings that don't know that electricity doesn't work on Rhydons." Crystal frowned; he must have seen the match on TV.
"If I proved Gold and Copper aren't weaklings or idiots would you join up?"
"Maybe; maybe not." An explosion went off near the Battle Tower. Dozens of red lights flashed at once. "What just happened?"
"Gold happened..."
STORY CHANGE: Copper Winds
Copper had gained control of Rhydon and stood across from Gold. Gold was standing on the Tauros that rammed him with his arms crossed.
"OK, Copper. I caught all the Tauros, you caught all the Miltank. I got all of the Nidoqueen; you got all of the Nidoking. Me gots all the Steelix, you gots all the Rhydon. Me; Magneton; you, Magnemite. I have the Exeggutors; you have the Saurs. But I want the Saurs, so to be fair; I'll trade my 300 Exeggutors for-."
"No way!"
"Why not? Tors kick the crap out of Saurs!"
"I don't care; I don't even have a starter!"
"No one deserves them better then me!"
"Asshole!"
"Vaginal discharge!"
"Bitch!"
"At least I can get bitches!'
"I don't think flat-chested chicks like Whitney count as bitches, Gold."
"That is still one more bitch then you'll ever have."
"Go bite my balls!"
"It's funny 'cus your mom said the same thing, but I told her I don't sleep with men but maybe your son would be interested."
"Bitch!"
"Super Bitch!"
"Ultra Bitch!"
"Mega Bitch!"
"Gay Bitch!"
"Supreme Bitch!"
"INFINITY BITCH!"
"CRAP! Fine you win. Now help me get rid of those protesters," Gold pointed to the mob. They stopped when they saw all the pokemon were gone. Their leader came back out.
"Where'd the pokemon go?"
"Beaten up, captured and teleported away three hours ahead of schedule," Copper said spinning a pokeball on his finger. "Now we just have to get rid of you jokers and collect our fee."
"Not if we have anything to do with it!" They pulled out three giant solar panels. "These things can both absorb and throw back solar energy. And right now they have as much power as ten solar beams... EACH!"
"Gold, before we die at the hands of these weed guzzlers, I want you to know... that I used your toothbrush to wipe my ass this morning."
"You son of a bitch!"
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Sorry if this is late or not as good as the others. I'm kind of running out of ideas...