Chapter 28: Golden Flames

Gold

Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 32

Donphan-Trunks LV: 26

Snorlax LV: 30 (Insert Nickname)

Ampharos-Sparks LV: 30

Slowking-Lazy LV: 25

Sunflora-Sprout LV: 25

Hiro

Feraligatr-Highfang LV: 32

Skarmory-Armor LV: 30

Muk-Stench LV: 38

Victreebel-Victor LV: 30

Magmar-Inferno LV: 30

Rhydon (Insert nickname) LV: 42

Crystal

Meganium (Blue) LV: 30

Chansey LV: 9

Sudowoodo LV: 20

Smoochum LV: 5

Dratini LV: 15

Copper

Spears-Spearow LV: 9

Wooper-Whoopi LV: 5

Growlithe-Flares LV: 10

Machop-Champion LV: 15

Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 16

Red Gyarados LV: 50

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"STOP!" A second woman came out from the crowd. She spread her arms out to shield Gold and Copper. "If you kill them then you have completely forgotten what being a hippie is all about. It means to smoke weed, complain a lot, promote peace and love without violence."

"Keep it up Lady!" said Gold.

"I'm a man!"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..."

Two hours later...

"...WWW!"

"Forget it just kill them."

"Nice work, Asshole!" Copper yelled. "He was going to save us and you screwed it up!"

"I had to, man; that was nasty."

"Extremely..."

"FIRE!" The hippies fired their weapons of mass destruction. Luckily for Gold and Copper, the Tauros and Rhydon herds came by and swept them away just in time. "Don't let them get away!"

"These bitches don't know when to quit!" Copper said.

"I've got an idea. Make all the pokemon fire a Hyper Beam attack at the lobby of the Battle Tower." Gold pointed to it.

"Are you nuts?"

"Do it or I'll kick you in yours! Whatever- I'll do it. COMPANY HALT!" The herds stopped in their tracks.

"How'd you do that?"

"My third step dad was a drill sergeant. ALL TROOPS FRONT AND CENTER AT ENEMY BASE CAMP!" They all stood in front of the Battle Tower at Gold's command. "PRESENT ARMS!" The pokemon started preparing their attacks. "FIRE THEN RETREAT!" They shot down the bottom of the Battle Tower and ran away before the top fell. The tower fell on top of the hippies and killed them all.

"They wanted to shut down the tower, by the twelfth hour..." Copper rhymed sadly.

"But now instead, the ground is red..." Gold added.

"And now those assholes are dead, this really sucked..."

"AND NOW WE'RE EXTREMELY FUCKED!" Gold shrieked. The police were already closing in on them.

"NOT AGAIN! AND WHAT'S WORSE IS THAT THE GUY WHO WAS PAYING US WAS STILL IN THE TOWER AND NOW HE'S DEAD!"

"SHIT!" Gold cursed. "We've got to get Crystal and get out of here! HI HO TITTY TWISTER!" (The name of the Tauros Gold is always riding) They returned all the pokemon except for Titty Twister and Copper's Rhydon and ran for it. The police were hot on their trail.

They found Crystal and Silver at the docks and dismounted their pokemon. Gold jumped high into the air and drop kicked them into the nearest motorboat and took off.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!" Crystal said clutching her cheek.

"And why'd you bring me too? I'm not part of the idiot squad!" Silver complained.

"WEKNOCKDEDOVERTHETOWERAND KILLEDTHEHIPPIESNOWBADPOLICEPEOPLESCOMINGAFTERUSAGAINWEGONOW! GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!" Gold said pulling the cord thingy to go faster.

"Hold on. Put spaces between your words," Crystal said.

"WE-KNOCKED-OV-ER-THE-TOW-ER-AND-KILLED-THE-HIPP-IES, NOW-BAD-PO-LICE-PEOP-LES-CO-MING-AF-TER-US-A-GAIN, WE-GO-NOW! GO-GO-GO-GO-GO-GO-GO-GO-GO-GO-GO!"

"I said words, not syllables. AND WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO!"

"I did..."

"Whatever, JUST GO!"

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Too short of a chapter, I know. My mom's coming back home soon and since she doesn't want me on the computer, I had to stop short- SORRY