Chapter 29: Silver Ice
Gold
Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 32
Donphan-Trunks LV: 26
Snorlax LV: 30 (Insert Nickname)
Ampharos-Sparks LV: 30
Slowking-Lazy LV: 25
Sunflora-Sprout LV: 25
Hiro
Feraligatr-Highfang LV: 32
Skarmory-Armor LV: 30
Muk-Stench LV: 38
Victreebel-Victor LV: 30
Magmar-Inferno LV: 30
Rhydon (Insert nickname) LV: 42
Crystal
Meganium (Blue) LV: 30
Chansey LV: 9
Sudowoodo LV: 20
Smoochum LV: 5
Dratini LV: 15
Copper
Spears-Spearow LV: 9
Wooper-Whoopi LV: 5
Growlithe-Flares LV: 10
Machop-Champion LV: 15
Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 16
Red Gyarados LV: 50
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Silver put his head in his hands and stared out in to the ocean. The motor on their boat broke down a while ago and Gold and Crystal were fighting over on how to fix it.
"Gold, all you have to do is snip that red wire and-."
"NO! The battery is dead that's all! Let a man handle it."
"What man? I don't see one!"
"Whatever, the fact of the matter is that your kind is more suited for cooking, cleaning and sucking b---s while men are best at fixing stuff and bringin' home the bacon." Crystal dunked his head into the water.
"Sexist bastard!" Gold lifted his head out of the water and shook her off.
"By that I hope you meant Sex-y Bastard."
"You're so full of yourself!"
"I'm the biggest thing since sliced bread; woman and I'll prove it. SPARKS COME ON OUT!" The Ampharos turned away from Gold and drooped its head miserably. "What's wrong with you? Maybe Lazy's right about the food I give you guys..." Gold took out a piece of Poke-bits and ate it. "DAMN! That is nasty!"
"It isn't the food, Dumbass! The poor thing is still depressed from losing to Hiro's Rhydon."
"But that was yesterday... Sparks just forget about it. When we're done with Cianwood we'll go back to kick Hiro's ass. But for now juice up this thing so we don't die of starvation before that." What Gold said didn't seem to affect Sparks at all. It gave the motor a weak jolt of electricity and took the pokeball out of Gold's hand and returned itself to the ball.
The motor shuddered and then... blew up.
"HOLY SHIT!" Gold screamed.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! NOW WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE OUT HERE BECAUSE OF YOU!" Thus starting another conflict between Gold and Crystal. Silver and Copper ignored them and continued talking to each other.
"Those two do know that we can ride a pokemon or something to Cianwood right?" Silver asked.
"Let's put it like this. The last time they fought like this, I stole some weed from these guys on the street, burned down an orphanage and a park, and slept with three drunken women at once without them noticing."
"How'd you do three girls? You're ten!"
"A magical thing called the dil-."
"-Don't want to know!"
"Whatever. I CAN HAVE GYARADOS TAKE US THERE YOU SONS OF BITCHES! STOP YELLING!" Copper roared at Gold and Crystal. They instantly stopped. Copper tossed a pokeball out into the sea and out came the Gyarados in all of its redness.
"You never said Gyarados was red," Gold said.
"Does it matter?" Copper answered back coldly.
"Who put a Qwilfish in his undies?" Copper climbed onto Gyarados' tail. But Gyarados began thrashing around and slammed Copper into the air. Silver grabbed his hand just before he crashed into the boat. Silver released his Golbat and climbed onto its back.
"Get close to it and I'll do the rest!" Golbat soared over Gyarados and dropped Silver on the way. Silver drop kicked Gyarados on that scale thingy on its head. Gyarados reeled back in pain and countered by wrapping its body around Silver's and crushing him.
"You've got to do something Copper!" Crystal screamed into his ear.
"Damn you're loud! And what do you expect me to do? I'm a little boy! And besides, Silver can handle it." Silver didn't even cringe at being crushed. Instead, he glared out in front of him.
"GYASSHHAA, RASSSHHH, RRRRAAAASSSSHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Silver screamed. Upon hearing this Gyarados let him go and let him ride on its back. Silver pointed to the others and Gyarados let them get on too.
"How'd you-." Gold started.
"When we get there I'm going back to my original plans and I don't want to see you three ever again," Silver interrupted.
"Fine but how'd you-."
"Stop me and I will crush you all," he cut in again.
"Fine; crush us with your mighty might and all that shit but how did you-."
"I'll seriously will take a nine inch razor blade and shove it up your-."
"ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!"
"Huh? What question?"
"Just forget it!"
They all didn't say a word until they got close to the beaches of Cianwood. Gyarados stopped abruptly and sent the passengers flying into different places. Copper hit the beach headfirst and returned Gyarados. Crystal and Silver landed at the same spot which happened to be one unfortunate family's picnic. Gold was extremely unlucky and crashed into a building on the other side of the island which happened to be the gym.
"HOLY CRAP! That son of a bitch broke my fridge!" Chuck yelled taking a bite out of a fried Farfetch'd leg. Farfetch'd are the equivalent of chicken in this story. No wonder they're almost extinct...
"WHO CARES ABOUT THE FRIDGE! He blew up the gym, dojo, our house and my porcelain figurines!" His wife yelled back.
STORY CHANGE: GOLDEN FLAMES
"Yo; can someone take me to the hospital? I don't feel too good. You'd think after crashes like that I'd get hurt but I actually get sick. I must have a head of steel or something..." Gold said climbing out from the rubble.
"You're not going anywhere punk!" Chuck said pulling Gold up by his collar.
"My God, you're fat... I can tell just by looking at you, you weigh more then 300 pounds. Seriously dude... I don't feel so good..."
"I'm not fat; I'm big boned. And to pay for what you did you're gonna work for me for the rest of my life."
"If you keep hitting those KFF (Kanto Fried Farfetch'd) buckets, I'll only be here three minutes then. Oh man... I feel like I'm gonna puke..."
"GGGRRRRR..." Chuck growled.
"BLEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHH!" Gold vomited on Chuck's head.
"AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
TO BE CONTINUED- KEEP READING MINIONS- I MEAN READERS OR YOU SHALL FEEL ETERNAL WRATH AND DOOM WILL BE SPREAD TO ALL YOU KNOW AND LOVE.
Love,
RTJ