Chapter 30
Gold
Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 32
Donphan-Trunks LV: 26
Snorlax LV: 30 (Insert Nickname)
Ampharos-Sparks LV: 30
Slowking-Lazy LV: 25
Sunflora-Sprout LV: 25
Hiro
Feraligatr-Highfang LV: 32
Skarmory-Armor LV: 30
Muk-Stench LV: 38
Victreebel-Victor LV: 30
Magmar-Inferno LV: 30
Rhydon (Insert nickname) LV: 42
Crystal
Meganium (Blue) LV: 30
Chansey LV: 9
Sudowoodo LV: 20
Smoochum LV: 5
Dratini LV: 15
Copper
Spears-Spearow LV: 9
Wooper-Whoopi LV: 5
Growlithe-Flares LV: 10
Machop-Champion LV: 15
Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 16
Red Gyarados LV: 50
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Chuck threw Gold out of the same hole he came in. Gold unceremoniously landed on his ass in the middle of an arena. The outdoor arena was exactly like a normal pokemon battlefield but it had ropes around it like a wrestling match. Chuck came charging through his own home and jumped into the ring.
"Wassup Tubby?" Gold said barely realizing he was thrown out of a window by this person.
"Here are the rules you little punk. Instead of using actual moves our pokemon will fight with their own two or more hands, tentacles, claws, paws, etc. We will both only use one pokemon. This battle will go on just like a wrestling match."
"What's the cache? (Don't know if I'm using that expression right...)" Gold asked, finally realizing he was in trouble.
"In this fight, trainers will fight as well. And if you lose you're working for me... FOREVER!"
"Oh shitty pants..." There was no way he could beat Chuck; he was six times his six times his size and that's just around the middle.
"We'll start this off randomly and I choose you and my Poliwrath to fight first."
"Wait, what-?" Chuck had already ran off and sent Poliwrath out into the ring. Gold looked around to find a bunch of people putting down chairs to watch the fight. "Oh crap... I'm gonna die out here..."
Poliwrath was charging at him. Gold side stepped it and punched it in the back. That didn't seem to effect it at all because it turned around quickly and bitch slapped Gold so hard that he went flying into one of the metal bars that hold the bars. Gold felt his skull crack open a little bit and was beginning to lose consciousness.
"Gold are you alright?" Gold turned his head to see Crystal, Copper and Silver standing outside the ring.
"Do I look alright to you?" Gold snapped.
"Sorry..." Crystal replied.
Gold got up and tried to punch Poliwrath but it dodged to the left and kicked him in the face. Gold held his face in pain and Poliwrath punched him in the stomach. Gold fell on his back and Poliwrath kicked him...
"GAAAAHH, RIGHT IN THE DOUBLE DIGITS!" Gold screamed. He held his reproductive organs in pain. He went into a frenzy and punched Poliwrath on the swirl on its stomach. Then he used the ropes to deliver a flying drop kick in the same spot. Poliwrath grabbed Gold's leg just before he hit it and tossed him out of the ring.
Gold landed on his leg this time and broke it.
"SON OF A BITCH! I'M GONNA GET MY ASS WHOOPED AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT COPPER!"
"How is this my fault?" Copper asked.
"Your stupid Gyarados tossed me into that f---ing gym so this is your fault!"
"Gyarados stopped short because it was gonna run over some magikarp. It was an accident!"
"You can suck my now numb nuts!"
"STOP FIGHTING!" Crystal said pushing the two away from each other. Gold pulled out a pokeball and released Lazy.
"Yo wassup bitches?" Lazy said yawning.
"I need you to help me kick that guy's ass," Gold pointed to Poliwrath.
"What's in it fo' me?"
"A twenty and the finest bitch you can pick out."
"Deal." Lazy took out a crowbar from under Shellder and climbed into the ring.
"Where'd he get that crowbar?" Silver asked. Gold shrugged and looked into the ring. Then he grabbed his broken leg in pain.
Lazy used its crowbar to bash Poliwrath in between in the eyes. Lazy got it once on its left flank and pushed Poliwrath onto its back. Then it slammed it right in the...
(DDDOOOOOOOOHHHH, RIGHT IN THE TWIG AND BERRIES!) Poliwrath shrieked. It closed its eyes and fainted. Chuck returned Poliwrath and whimpered upon seeing Lazy. Chuck's wife put on a cheerleading outfit and was cheering for him.
"GO GET HIM HONEY!"
"Uh, right..." He came up to Lazy and whispered in its ear. "Hey I was hoping that Poliwrath would beat you and that kid up. Look at me! I can barely walk; let alone fight! So if you forfeit the match for me I'll-,"
"This pussy forfeits!" Lazy cried out.
"Hey!"
Gold jumped into the ring and hugged Lazy.
"EWW! 3 SECOND RULE! Now where's my twenty?" Gold handed him the money and walked up to the bewildered Chuck.
"Now here are my demands-," Gold started.
"You don't get to make demands!" Chuck said in protest.
"SILENCE MORTAL!" Chuck immediately shut up.
"I want-," Copper put a hand over Gold's mouth.
"I want two glass cutters, a piece of twenty feet of rope, two AK-147 brand BB guns, a pair of tweezers, and two canisters of sleeping gas. And four Storm badges." Copper said.
"What the hell do we need all that for?"
"You'll see..."
STORY CHANGE: Copper winds
Copper twiddled his thumbs, waiting for Gold to get out of the emergency room. Crystal left to go shopping and Silver was nowhere to be found. Gold came out in a wheelchair with his broken leg propped up.
"Uh, Gold; you know when Gyarados flung us away?"
"Yeah..."
"I found your pokemon next to me except Lazy and-,"
"Where are they?"
"If I tell you, you have to promise not to hit me."
"Why would I hit you?"
"Because I traded them all to this guy named Big Tony for a bunch of Botox inject-," Gold grabbed Copper around the neck and flung him into a guy on life support.
"YOU PROMISED NOT TO HIT ME!" Copper said through his tears.
"I'LL KILL YOU, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!" Gold took out one of the crutches from behind his chair and smacked Copper with them. Copper ran from Gold and pushed the button to make the elevator come.
"WHY ARE YOU EVEN STILL ALIVE! BOTOX IS THE MOST POISONOUS THING ON EARTH!" Gold screamed taking another swing at him. Copper rushed into the elevator before Gold attacked him again. Gold flung himself out of the wheelchair just before the elevator doors closed.
"Gold, stop! Big Tony said he'll give them back if we give him a couple diamonds!"
"WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GONNA GET DIAMONDS!"
One hour later...
"We're gonna rob a jewelry store?" Gold said in disbelief.
"Hell yeah!" Copper rushed towards the door without a moment's hesitation.
"Copper, wait! Oh man... How in one day did I go from beating up hippies to getting mauled by a Poliwrath to robbing a jewelry store?" Gold questioned running after Copper as good as a person with a broken leg could.
"Freeze bitches!" Copper roared. "This is a robbery!" Copper started firing bullets at anything that moved.
"COPPER STOP! THIS IS A BAKERY, STUPID!"
"Ooops... Sorry dudes." The people working there just hid until they left.
"Only you would be stupid enough to charge into the wrong store," Gold complained.
"Why are you always picking on me?"
"Because ever since I met you, everything you've done and said has been filled with stupidity!"
"Like you're one to talk!"
"At least I have enough common sense to not let some guy put needles in my arms and give away your master's pokemon away in exchange!"