Chapter 31
Gold
Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 32
Donphan-Trunks LV: 26
Snorlax LV: 30 (Insert Nickname)
Ampharos-Sparks LV: 30
Slowking-Lazy LV: 25
Sunflora-Sprout LV: 25
Hiro
Feraligatr-Highfang LV: 32
Skarmory-Armor LV: 30
Muk-Stench LV: 38
Victreebel-Victor LV: 30
Magmar-Inferno LV: 30
Rhydon (Insert nickname) LV: 42
Crystal
Meganium (Blue) LV: 30
Chansey LV: 9
Sudowoodo LV: 20
Smoochum LV: 5
Dratini LV: 15
Copper
Spears-Spearow LV: 9
Wooper-Whoopi LV: 5
Growlithe-Flares LV: 10
Machop-Champion LV: 15
Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 16
Red Gyarados LV: 50
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The bakery that Copper tried to rob called the police on them. But Gold and Copper were too busy arguing to notice that they were surrounded.
"What should we do with them, Chief?"
"Hmm... Leave them alone."
"What? WHY!"
"They're working for Big Tony right? We could follow them right to his hideout."
"Good Idea!"
"Kiss my ass!" Copper bellowed.
"Bitch!" Gold said back.
"Bitch!"
"Bitch!"
"Bitch!"
"Bitch!"
"Bitch!"
"Bitch!"
"WOULD YOU TWO IGNORANT PINHEADS, PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP?"
"Who said that?" Gold turned around to find Lazy out of its pokeball and glaring at them.
"I could hear you two maniacs through the pokeball! Just get yo' white asses into that place and rob it!" Gold and Copper did as it said and pulled on their ski masks and loaded their BB guns.
"Okay, um... could you... uh... guys... put the shiny things in the...um... this sack? This...is...um... a... r-r-r-robbery! Yeah... that was the word I was looking for. This is a robbery!" Gold stammered.
"God damn it! You guys couldn't rob your way out of a paper bag! Give me that!" Lazy said swiping the gun out of Gold's hand. "DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE IDIOTS! Y'ALL BETTER LISTEN TO ME IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU! NOW GIVE US ALL THE DIAMONDS YOU GOT OR I'LL SHOOT EVERY LAST BITCH IN HERE!" The store manager filled four sacks with diamonds out of fear. "HEY YOU!" Lazy pointed the gun in a little girl's face. "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING WITH THAT DIAMOND?"
"I-just-my birthday-and-."
"I DON'T CARE IF IT'S FO' YO' DAMN WEDDING! THAT ROCK IS OURS BITCH!" Lazy used confusion to blast her away.
"Lazy! Stop it; that was just a little girl!" Copper said helping her up.
"Whatever, ya' sentimental bitches. Get the ice and let's bounce..."
Both Gold and Copper the heavy sacks on their shoulders and walked out.
"Thank you for your patronage!" Gold said before leaving. He turned to Copper. "Where's Big Tony's place?"
"Down by the docks..."
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Big Tony's place was a rundown shack at the far end of the beach so no one would see it. But inside you could see gems lying on the ground like they were trash and grown men fighting. The group made it there, still blissfully unaware that the cops were following them.
"We've got business with-," Copper started to say to the bodyguard at the door. The giant man ran inside in a panic.
"Yo' Big Tony that punk kid and his friend brought the police with them!"
"WHAT?" They heard Big Tony shriek out of horror.
Copper looked up to Gold to see if he knew what they were talking about. Gold shrugged at him. He felt uneasiness in his stomach and turned around on his crutches to find at least a hundred police officers pointing guns at them. Gold made a strangled sound from his throat. Copper heard it and turned around too.
"Gold, did you just piss yourself and saw your life pass your eyes?"
"Yes..."e
"Good. I didn't want to be the only one..."
The bodyguard grabbed the duo by their necks and pulled them inside.
"We're taking these two pinheads hostage! If you ever want to see them again, you need to give a billion dollars for each of them!" he yelled out the window. He pushed Gold and Copper on to their knees in front of Big Tony.
"You're killing me kid," Big Tony said to Copper. "We made a fair deal didn't we? I give you back your pokemon and you give me diamonds. Fair; right? And before you left; I told you specifically- SPECIFICALLY NOT TO BRING THE CO-."
"I'm sorry Big Tony! We didn't know they were there; I swear!"
"HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW? THEY WERE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" He stood up to punch Copper in the face but Gold blocked by lifting his crutch in front of the blow.
"We got your stupid rocks, regardless of the cops. Give me back my pokemon now or I'll have my psychotic Slowking blow this place sky high!"
"There's a bit of a temper in this one... Fine. Get the man what he wants." A couple of his goons went into the backroom and came out with pokeballs. They handed them to Gold. Gold opened one up to find a small stick of dynamite and a timer in it. Gold threw all five out of the window just in time. They blew away one of the police cars. The police; in turn fired nonstop on to the hideout.
"Copper get down!" Gold said tackling him to the ground; just narrowly saving them both from an oncoming bullet. Everyone else pulled out a gun and fired out at the police.
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The gunfight lasted all night. Everyone except Gold, Copper and a few surviving police officers were dead.
"That was... the coolest gunfight EVER!" Copper rejoiced.
"How could you be so cheerful? All those innocent people are gone..." Gold said lifting himself off of Copper.
"Innocent? No way! And what's wrong with you? You didn't mope when we killed all those hippies yesterday."
"Whatever... But where all my real pokemon?"
"Oh! About that... you seriously think I was dumb enough to give them the real pokemon? I gave them the pokeballs with bombs in 'em," he said pulling the real pokemon out of his pocket.
Gold bopped Copper on the head with his crutches.
"What the hell was that for?"
"WHY DID YOU MAKE US COME HERE THEN?"
"To take all of Big Tony's stuff when he was dead!"
Copper started rummaging through the drawers. In ten minutes, he found 400 dollars, a pearl necklace, 3 gold bars, and (to Gold's delight) a Playdude magazine. Crystal and Silver the gunfight on TV and rushed down to the hideout.
"Are you guys alright?" Crystal asked.
"Damn, you've got a nice set of tits!" Gold exclaimed.
"Y-You really think so?" Crystal said blushing. Gold however didn't even notice she was there. He was talking about a girl in the Playdude magazine.
"And some nice legs too ya' curvy ass cutie!" Gold said; still looking at the magazine.
"You think I'm cute too?" Crystal was overjoyed to hear that. Silver tried to point out to here Gold wasn't talking about her.
"Crystal, he's not-."
"I would like totally do you, right now!" Gold exclaimed.
"Don't you think that's a little sudden, Gold? I mean; we haven't gone out on a date yet."
"What's sudden, Crystal? Never mind. I need to go to bathroom for about twelve minutes..."
"I'll be waiting..." she said batting her eyelashes at him.
"Crystal, he wasn't talking to you. He was talking into this Playdude!"
"Oh please, Silver. What idiot would talk into a porn magazine?"
"Someone who isn't getting any like Gold!"
"Don't make fun of my future husband!"
"Fine! Live with your own ignorance!" Silver roared as he stormed out. Gold's twelve minutes were up and he walked out with a satisfied look on his face.
"Come on guys, we have to get back to Olivine City by tonight."
"Isn't there you want to say to me, Gold?"
"Umm... Where's Silver?"
"I don't know and I don't care. He had this crazy idea that you were talking to a porn magazine instead of me and-,"
"Uh, I was..."
"WHAT?"
"Umm... I didn't know you were there actually-OW!" Crystal kicked him in the... "GAH MY ONE EYED SNAKE!"
"Serves you right!" With that, Crystal stormed out too. Copper finished filling his pockets with stolen goods and left too.
"Why do all my friends suck?" He released Pyro from its pokeball. "At least I have you guys right?" Pyro answered him by flaring up the flames on its back and lifting him onto its head. "Good answer... I think... TO THE DOCKS MY FRIEND!"