Chapter 32
Gold
Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 32
Donphan-Trunks LV: 26
Snorlax LV: 30 (Insert Nickname)
Ampharos-Sparks LV: 30
Slowking-Lazy LV: 25
Sunflora-Sprout LV: 25
Hiro
Feraligatr-Highfang LV: 32
Skarmory-Armor LV: 30
Muk-Stench LV: 38
Victreebel-Victor LV: 30
Magmar-Inferno LV: 30
Rhydon (Insert nickname) LV: 42
Crystal
Meganium (Blue) LV: 30
Chansey LV: 9
Sudowoodo LV: 20
Smoochum LV: 5
Dratini LV: 15
Copper
Spears-Spearow LV: 9
Wooper-Whoopi LV: 5
Growlithe-Flares LV: 10
Machop-Champion LV: 15
Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 16
Red Gyarados LV: 50
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"Stop here, Pyro," Gold said. The others were already loading their stuff onto Gyarados' back. Copper signaled for Gyarados to start swimming. "WAIT A MINUTE YOU SONS OF BITCHES! YOU FORGOT ME AND PYRO! COME BACK!" Pyro shot a jet of fire at Gyarados but they were already out of its range.
"Are you Gold Bartholomew Ryu?" Gold turned around to find the police chief next to Pyro.
"I'm him."
"May I see your Slowking?"
"Um... sure," Gold said taking Lazy of its pokeball. The chief slapped handcuffs onto Lazy's wrists.
"You are under arrest."
"WHAT? OH I GET IT; YOU TAKING ME IN 'CAUSE I'M A BLACK SLOWKING ISN'T CHA! ALL YOU POLICE OFFICERS ARE ALIKE! YOU ARREST US BLACK FOLK ON BOGUS CHARGES!"
"We're arresting you because you robbed a jewelry store last night; not because you're black-I mean-pink or whatever."
"GOLD SAVE ME!"
"Officer stop! That's my only way off the island!"
"That's not my problem."
Lazy was taken away kicking and screaming. Gold started to panic. They were taking away his only water pokemon.
"I wonder if Lazy knows it can blast its way out... Sigh... Its times like this I wish I still had Kazam to teleport me places..." Gold sat down in the sand glumly. Pyro did the same and patted Gold on the back as a way to cheer him up.
Pyro looked at Gold's pokeballs and noticed his sleeping Snorlax through the top. Pyro tapped Gold on the shoulder and pointed to it.
"Hmm... You're brilliant Pyro! Come out Lummox (Gold isn't being mean, that's just what I decided to call it)!" Lummox fell into the open ocean and created a tidal wave. "Pyro you're an idi-." The wave swept them both away before he could finish. When everything settled down again Gold found himself in some girl's bosom.
"HOLY CRAP! I'M SO SORRY! PLEASE DON'T HIT ME!" Gold shrieked as he pulled himself off of her.
"Relax. I've got this thing against hitting people in casts," she said. She looked about Crystal's age but even prettier then she was. Gold looked around for Pyro. Pyro found a female Typhlosion on the beach and was... how shall I put it: bedroom blasting, the thunder down under, solid snaking, etc.
"PYRO! Get your horny ass back here!"
"You too, Princess!" The girl called to her own Typhlosion. But the two pokemon refused to be separated. "Aw, isn't that cute? They want to be with the one they love! That's so romantic!"
"What you call cute and romantic; I call disturbing and nauseating..." She giggled at him.
"I feel bad for separating those two. If it isn't too much trouble, can I and Princess come with you, Pyro and that Snorlax trying to eat the hot dog stand?"
"Um... sure. Lummox leave that alone! What's your name?"
"You have to promise not to laugh..."
"I'm not very good with promises," Gold said remembering when Copper made him promise not to hit him. "Fine, I promise."
"It's Tit. A. Nium. Short for Tittonderoga Alexandria Nium." Needless to say, Gold burst into a fit of laughter. Tit kicked him in the already broken leg.
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T HIT GUYS IN CASTS!"
"I'm not good with promises either," she said, her voice full of spite.
"LUMMOX! I'LL BUY YOU A TRUCK LOAD OF HOT DOGS IF YOU GET YOUR ASS IN THE WATER!" Lummox ran past him and was about to jump into the water but Gold stopped it. "WALK THIS TIME!" And so it did. Gold had Tit help him onto Lummox's back then had the Typhlosion come on last. Lummox started swimming and off of Cianwood they went.
STORY CHANGE: Crystal Leaves
"Does anyone else feel like we forgot something?" Crystal asked.
"I feel that way too," Silver answered. "What could it be?"
"SNORLAX ABOUT TO RAM THE POOP DECK!" Copper warned. Crystal and Silver looked off to the left and right. "LOOK BEHIND YOU, DUMBASSES!" Lummox was jumping out of the water over and over to build momentum.
"YOU BITCHES ARE GONNA PAY FOR LEAVING ME BEHIND!" Gold yelled at the top of his lungs. "BODY SLAM!" Lummox rammed into Gyarados and sent it careening underwater. "SEE YOU GUYS IN OLIVINE!" Gold mocked.
"I just realized what we forgot," Silver said, lifting his head out of the water.
"What's that?" Crystal asked doing the same.
"We all left our toothbrushes and Gold at Cianwood."
"You sons of bitches realize that now?" Copper complained.
STORY CHANGE: Golden Flames
"That was kind of mean of you Gold."
"Isn't that the point of revenge? And why are you here again?"
"Don't you remember? Our Typhlosions refuse to be separated and all that..."
"Nope, doesn't ring a bell."
"Not to be insensitive, but are you retarded? We met like thirty minutes ago!"
"Sorry but I don't let strangers on the S.S Lummox," Gold said pushing her and Princess into the ocean.
"I'll get you for this you fucking idiot!"
"Now you're getting the revenge thing! Damn that bitch was annoying. At least I got to touch her tits. Heheh... I touched Tit's tits..." Pyro bit him on the shoulder. "What was that for?" Pyro pointed to the shrinking figure of the only creature it ever loved.
"Trust me, Pyro this is for the best. And what if you impregnated that bitch? You could have a whole bunch of baby cyndaquils to pay child support for and Princess will keep nagging at you to spend time with some kids that probably aren't yours. Then she'll get really pissed off at you for saying that and she'll make you go down to the Maury show to take a paternity test and when Maury says you are the father, you go back to your crummy ass apartment. THEN you jump out of a third story window and kill yourself and spend the rest of eternity in Pokemon Hell. That's what will happen if you stay with her. But if you run away from her, you could sleep with all the bitches you want."
Pyro frowned at him and then bit him on the shoulder again.
"Get off of me, you hairy bastard!"
"Same Dumbass as always eh; Gold?"
"Huh?" On the beach there was Hiro waiting for him.
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I kept my word didn't I? Second chapter in a day and lovin' it. It's a shame what happened to Lazy though...
Gold
Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 32
Donphan-Trunks LV: 26
Snorlax-Lummox LV: 30
Ampharos-Sparks LV: 30
Sunflora-Sprout LV: 25