Chapter 33: Crystal Leaves
Gold
Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 32
Donphan-Trunks LV: 26
Snorlax-Lummox LV: 30
Ampharos-Sparks LV: 30
Sunflora-Sprout LV: 25
Hiro
Feraligatr-Highfang LV: 32
Skarmory-Armor LV: 30
Muk-Stench LV: 38
Victreebel-Victor LV: 30
Magmar-Inferno LV: 30
Rhydon (Insert nickname) LV: 42
Crystal
Meganium (Blue) LV: 30
Chansey LV: 9
Sudowoodo LV: 20
Smoochum LV: 5
Dratini LV: 15
Copper
Spears-Spearow LV: 9
Wooper-Whoopi LV: 5
Growlithe-Flares LV: 10
Machop-Champion LV: 15
Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 16
Red Gyarados LV: 50
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"So we all agree, when we see Gold we shoot him Gyarados' hyper beam, right?" Crystal announced.
"Right."
"Right; but there is something I need to tell you, Crystal," Copper said.
"What is it?"
"We're gonna die." He pointed to the back of them, where a whirlpool was pulling Gyarados into it.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME EARLIER?"
"Because I'm really stoned right now." Crystal slapped him across the face as they fell to their doom.
STORY CHANGE: Golden Flames
"I'm on top of this again, Gold," Hiro mocked. Gold challenged him to yet another match. Rhydon was his last pokemon again and just kicked Pyro's ass. Gold was at his last pokemon too.
"That's what you're Mom said last night. Go Jugs o' Poppin'!"
"What the hell is Jugs o' Poppin?"
"Poppin' Jugs, duh Hiro."
"I meant the pokemon behind the Jugs, Smart Ass!"
"My Nidoqueen. Sick 'em girl!" Gold tossed the pokeball over Rhydon's head and JoP appeared behind it. "Iron Tail!" JoP swept Rhydon off of its feet and jumped on to its back. "Ice beam!" JoP froze Rhydon over and that was the end for Hiro.
"Fine. As proof of your-blah, blah, blah; just take the badge."
"Hey I know what will cheer you up. What has red wings, blue all over and a menacing disposition?"
"A sad Charizard?"
"I actually have no idea but it's COMING RIGHT AT US! DUCK BITCH!" Some unknown dragon pokemon flew over their heads with Tit. A. Nium riding on it. Tee hee, her name's Tit...
"SALAMENCE WON'T MISS NEXT TIME!" she yelled from above.
"What's a Salamence?" Gold asked back.
"You Johto trash, don't know anything about Hoenn do you?"
"No but if they make girls as hot as you there I'll go anytime," Hiro commented. He purred at her and she giggled at him.
"Fraternizing with the enemy, I see!" Gold said to Hiro.
"Shut up, dude! If I play it right, I might get a date with her so don't screw this up!"
"Fine, but let me help you..." Gold said mischievously. "Hiro says you have crooked teeth and he smelled the shit in your ass crack a mile away!"
"WHAT?"
"Gold, what're you doing?"
"He said you're a million times hotter then his last girlfriend."
"Aw that's swee-."
"But three billion times as bitchy!"
"YOU'RE BOTH GONNA DIE!" Hiro lost interest in this and pulled on his Isuck (parody of Ipod). He started dancing around and singing.
"Could it be the little wrinkle over your nose when you make your angry face? That makes me wanna just take off all of your clothes and sex you all over the place. Could it be the little way you storm around that makes me wanna tear you down?" Salamence pinned him to the ground but he didn't seem to notice. "Baby, I'm not sho' but one thing I do know is every time you scream at me I wanna kiss you. When you put your hands on me I wanna touch you yeah. When we get to arguing, just gotta kiss you. Baby, I don't know why it's like that but you're so damn sexy when you're mad." Tit thought Hiro was talking about her and she jumped off of Salamence and started making out with him.
"I better leave those two alone..." Gold said to himself. He left both Hiro's gym and Olivine City that night. Unfortunately, a thunder storm came out of nowhere. A lightning bolt came down in front of Gold and knocked him back.
"RAIKOU STOP!" the lightning bolt shrieked.
"Since when do bolts of electricity talk?" Gold asked. The lightning and the rain stopped and Raikou and a girl with purple hair stepped out of the talking lightning bolt.
"My name's Annabel. Do you know where the Battle Frontier is?"
"Nope. And Raikou chose me first bucket head!"
"I don't see your name on it you Johto hick! Later ass jacket!" Raikou sped off with Annabel on it.
"Note to self: Everyone from Hoenn is a bitch. And my jacket doesn't smell like ass..."