Chapter 35
Gold
Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 35
Donphan-Trunks LV: 30
Snorlax-Lummox LV: 32
Ampharos-Sparks LV: 32
Sunflora-Sprout LV: 29
Hiro
Feraligatr-Highfang LV: 32
Skarmory-Armor LV: 30
Muk-Stench LV: 38
Victreebel-Victor LV: 30
Magmar-Inferno LV: 30
Rhydon (Insert nickname) LV: 42
Crystal
Meganium (Blue) LV: 30
Chansey LV: 9
Sudowoodo LV: 20
Smoochum LV: 5
Dratini LV: 15
Copper
Spears-Spearow LV: 9
Wooper-Whoopi LV: 5
Growlithe-Flares LV: 10
Machop-Champion LV: 15
Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 16
Red Gyarados LV: 50
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"BLAST BURN!" Pyro glowed dark red and its fur started standing on end. Pillars of fire erupted from the ground around it. The pillars came together to form a dome over Gold and Pyro. Pyro stamped its foot down and the dome exploded into a thousand blasts of fire. The blasts hit every one in the gym at once and either killed or severely burned them.
Karen ran out of the front door out of fear. She climbed onto her oversized Murkrow and took off. Gold noticed this and grabbed onto Murkrow's feet.
"Let go of my Murkrow you little twerp!"
"Make me!" Karen kicked Gold in the face. "Ouch! I'm telling Mom!"
"We don't have the same Mom, Dumbass!" Karen kicked him in the face again. Gold let go of Murkrow and fell headfirst into the roof of a cave. The rock ceiling broke down and Gold fell into the water on the inside of the cave and fainted.
When Gold came to he was being poked in the arm with a stick. Gold brushed it off and opened his eyes. A whole bunch of trainers with Dratinis and Horseas were staring at him.
"Is he dead Clair?"
"I think so. We should- GAAAAAAAAAH! HIS EYES ARE OPEN! THE DEAD ONE LIVES!" All of them started screaming and running around in circles.
"SHUT THE HELL UP AND TELL ME WHERE AM I!" Gold shouted. He stood up and brushed himself off.
"Welcome; dead one to the Dragon's Den."
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Copper Winds
"Hey guys, take a look at this," Copper said pulling out a newspaper. They had landed in Goldenrod City three days ago and were still getting used to being on land again. Crystal took the paper from him and read the headline out loud.
"One Gym Left Standing."
"Read more, its about Falkner," Copper insisted.
"In the past three days Ms. Necro has shut down the gyms in Blackthorn, Olivine and Cianwood City. Clair was relieved of her post for; as Ms. Necro puts it 'Too bitchy for her own good'. Chuck was fired for failure to keep up with Ms. Necro's standards. Chuck had this to say.
"That bitch has no right to shut me down! Gold's the one who screwed up my gym; he should be the one to pay for it. If I ever see that little punk ass mother fucker ever again I'll-."
"The rest of his speech was cut out for being too graphic. And finally Hiro was shut down for committing inappropriate acts of nudity in the gym, leaving fecal matter on the ground and proving his love for a 'Tit. A. Nium' in plain view of a challenger."
"What did Hiro do?" Silver asked.
"He was naked in public, shit on the floor and had sex with that bitch Gold was with," Crystal said with a hint of jealousy in her voice. She didn't like the idea of Gold being with a different girl. "Falkner has now challenged Ms. Necro. If he wins, the gym leaders get their jobs back except for Bugsy who had quit on his own. If he loses, he will lose his job."
"We have to go back to Violet City, NOW!" Copper shrieked.
"What for? Its none of our business."
"You don't understand. I used to be Falkner's apprentice and he's the one who gave me Fears in the first place. I HAVE TO GO! AND IF YOU TRY TO STOP ME, I'LL KICK YOU BOTH IN THE NUTS!" Crystal smacked him across the face.
"First of all, I don't have nuts you little bitch! And second, the match is on TV!" Silver pressed a button on the remote for the Pokemon Center TV. Falkner was standing on an outside arena facing Ms. Necro/Karen. Falkner sent out his Pidgeot. And Karen used her Umbreon.
"SKY ATTACK!"
"Counter!" Pidgeot glowed white and tackled Umbreon with all of its might. Umbreon glowed red and tackled Pidgeot back with twice the force. Pidgeot careened backwards and fainted.
Falkner chose his second pokemon and tossed the ball into the ring. A Charizard came out.
"Flamethrower!" Karen returned Umbreon and released a Slowbro (Don't ask me how a Slowbro is a 'dark' pokemon; I'm just following Stadium 2). Slowbro took the attack and didn't get a scratch on it. Charizard rushed over to slash it but Slowbro sprayed water in its face.
"Okay, use Psychic." Slowbro picked Charizard up using its mind and slammed it against the ground. After Slowbro repeated this three times more, Charizard fainted. Falkner whistled to the sky instead of picking his last pokemon. A storm hovered overhead but no rain fell. A bolt of lightning fell from the sky and hit the ground in front of Falkner. When the lightning faded away a Zapdos appeared next to Falkner.
"Use Thunder!" Falkner commanded. Zapdos dropped a mighty lightning bolt over Slowbro's head. Slowbro fell to the ground. Karen returned it and to everyone's surprise; a Meowth. "You're kidding, right?" Falkner asked. "You're using a Meowth against my Zapdos?"
"Don't underestimate Meowth." Meowth bit Zapdos on its leg. Zapdos shook it off and tried to hit with a Thunder attack. But Meowth used Double Team to dodge its attacks. Falkner ordered Zapdos to hit the entire ring with lightning. Meowth fainted but it didn't fall to the ground.
Instead, it turned into purple slime and retreated back to Karen. A second Meowth appeared at Karen's shoulder and absorbed the slime back into its body.
"It was using substitute..." Falkner realized. Meowth glowed white and evolved into Persian. Karen commanded it to use Shadow Ball. The attack hit Zapdos square chested but didn't seem to affect it. Regardless of effectiveness, Zapdos fell to the ground and fainted.
"HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN!" Falkner screamed. Karen laughed at him.
"Check its leg," she said maliciously. Zapdos' leg was dripping with a purple liquid. Falkner finally realized that when Meowth bit Zapdos in the beginning of the match, it had really done a Toxic attack. Karen had beaten Zapdos without having to do anything. "Now hand over your pokemon and license." Falkner returned Zapdos and handed it to her along with his other pokemon. And just as she did with all the other gym leaders, she tore the card into pieces.
"Poor Falkner..." Copper muttered.
"As President of the Pokemon Association," Karen said through the TV. "I command all of the pokemon trainers of Johto to go to the Indigo Plateau by the end of the month. You will all be forced to challenge the Elite Four regardless of your gym badges. And when you all lose you will be stripped of your licenses and get turned into P.O.O.T operatives. Resist my power and you shall die a horrific death. Thank you for your time."
"OH-," Crystal said.
"MY-," Silver said.
"GOD!" Copper finished. They could hear the trainers of Goldenrod screaming outside.
"IT'S THE END OF JOHTO AS WE KNOW AT IT!"
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
"I WANT MY MOMMY!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS P.O.O.T?"
"What are we gonna do?" Copper asked.
"What can we do?" Crystal questioned. She gave a worried look to Silver.
"We go there and kick their asses. And maybe we'll see Gold there too..."