Chapter 35

Gold

Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 35

Donphan-Trunks LV: 30

Snorlax-Lummox LV: 32

Ampharos-Sparks LV: 32

Sunflora-Sprout LV: 29

Hiro

Feraligatr-Highfang LV: 32

Skarmory-Armor LV: 30

Muk-Stench LV: 38

Victreebel-Victor LV: 30

Magmar-Inferno LV: 30

Rhydon (Insert nickname) LV: 42

Crystal

Meganium (Blue) LV: 30

Chansey LV: 9

Sudowoodo LV: 20

Smoochum LV: 5

Dratini LV: 15

Copper

Spears-Spearow LV: 9

Wooper-Whoopi LV: 5

Growlithe-Flares LV: 10

Machop-Champion LV: 15

Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 16

Red Gyarados LV: 50

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Clair gave Gold a ride to New Bark Town after they heard of Falkner's demise. She pushed him off of her Dragonair right in front of his house.

"What was that for?" Gold said, holding his ribs.

"For trying to touch my boobs on the way over here. And by the way; you're gonna need this. Just remember to give it back to me when you're done." She tossed a pokeball at him which hit him right between the eyes and knocked him out for an hour.

"Why does everyone I come in contact with kick my ass?" Gold pocketed Claire's pokeball without looking what was inside. He stepped up to his own front door and rang the doorbell. His little brother looked at him through the mail slot.

"Hey big brother, did you bring me a present?"

"No."

"Then you don't get to come in." He shut the mail slot.

"Platinum!" Gold shrieked. "Open the door!"

"Don't call me that! I changed my name to P-izzle while you were away. And you have to guess my favorite color to get in."

"Vegetable..." Gold droned.

"Damn it, how'd you know that? But now you have to guess the password and- Uh oh! Wait stop Mom! Not the frying pan again... OW! OUCH! STOP IT! OW!" Gold could hear Platinum crying on the other side of the door. His Mom opened the door holding a frying pan. Platinum ran up the stairs to his room and shut the door.

"If that boy isn't playing stupid tricks he's locked up in his room... Welcome back, honey." She leaned down to kiss Gold on the cheek but Gold stopped her.

"We've got problems."

"I'll say. Your little brother is using his big toe as the subject of his next book report..."

"No, not that. My psychopathic half sister's gonna doom the country unless I do something!"

"Who says you're the only one fighting?" Gold turned around to see Copper, Silver and Crystal standing in the doorway.

"When'd you bitches get here?" Gold sneered.

"We actually don't know how we got here..." Crystal said thoughtfully.

"Yeah, we were in Goldenrod one minute and then we're standing right here the next." Copper said. Platinum heard the commotion downstairs and ran downstairs.

"Who're these guys? Do they have pokemon? Can I see them? Is that you're girlfriend? Where's Hiro? Did that girl kiss you? Is that guy gay? Where are there pokemon? Are they-," Platinum asked really fast. Gold's Mom beat him over the head with her frying pan again and he burst into tears again. "Stop hitting me you crazy old bitch!" This time he ran outdoors this time.

"If I ever get my hands on that boy I'll-." Gold helped his Mom into a chair and fixed her a cup of coffee. He beckoned his friends outside.

"Who was that little kid?" Crystal asked him.

"He's my half brother Platinum."

"How many half siblings do you have?"

"12 but he's the only one my other dads wouldn't take when they divorced my Mom."

"That explains why he doesn't look like you and the silver hair. Not to be rude but your family sucks."

"I know..." Platinum came from behind the house with Copper chasing after him.

"Give me back my drugs, you son of a bitch!" Copper tackled him and snatched them from his hand. Platinum shook him off and ran up to Gold.

"Kick that guy's ass Gold!"

"How come you know so many curses Platinum?"

"I told you my new name's P-izzle."

"Whatever. I guess I could use a practice match anyway. Go, um whatever you are!" Gold tossed the pokeball that Claire gave him. A Kingdra appeared before him. "I have Claire's Kingdra?" Copper tossed out his pokemon too.

"Go Champion!" Champion was now a Machamp.

"Champion got a two arm upgrade..." Gold said. Champion knocked Kingdra out with one punch. "Damn. If we're still this bad at battling we might as well kiss Johto goodbye..."

"Don't even joke like that Gold," Crystal said pulling on another worried look on her face.

"Who said I was joking?"

"You're kind of scaring me right now."

"That means its working."

"What's working?"

"I have no idea. I just thought it would be cool if I said that."

"Loser..."

Karen's deadline drew closer every day and all Gold and his friends did was slack off instead of training their pokemon.

"King me Silver," Copper said laying down his cards.

"Copper for the last time- WE'RE PLAYING POKER; NOT CHECKERS!"

"Why didn't you say so?" Copper pulled a card from the top of the deck. "Check mate."

"That does it!" Silver pulled out a lighter and burned both of their cards. Gold's Mom bashed him over the head with her frying pan.

"There will be no fire in my house, young man! And shouldn't you kids be outside training or something?"

"Holy shit!" Gold screamed. "When's the deadline?"

"Two weeks from today."

"CRAP! COME ON GUYS WE HAVE TO-."

"Go fish Silver."

"I burned all of the cards you retard!"

"Damn it. You guys made me forget what I was saying!"

"You said we were gonna go out for tacos." Crystal said. She and Platinum were playing on the GayStation 2. "Where's your game at bitch?"

"Up your butthole she-bitch." When Platinum lost he threw the controller to the ground and stormed upstairs.-------------------------------------------------------

The fate of Johto is in their hands and their just sitting around playing video games and burning cards. Damn shame...