Chapter 38
Gold
Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 35
Donphan-Trunks LV: 30
Snorlax-Lummox LV: 32
Ampharos-Sparks LV: 32
Sunflora-Sprout LV: 29
Kingdra LV: 40
Hiro
Feraligatr-Highfang LV: 32
Skarmory-Armor LV: 30
Muk-Stench LV: 38
Victreebel-Victor LV: 30
Magmar-Inferno LV: 30
Rhydon (Insert nickname) LV: 42
Crystal
Meganium (Blue) LV: 40
Blissey LV: 35
Sudowoodo LV: 40
Jynx LV: 30
Dragonair LV: 32
Copper
Fears-Fearow LV: 32
Quagsire-Whoopi LV: 31
Arcanine-Flares LV: 30
Machamp-Champion LV: 37
Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 35
Red Gyarados LV: 50
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"Okay you little maggots," said a P.O.O.T member. "You will all be given a chance to fight the Elite Four. And when you all lose, you'll work for us."
"What do you mean when we lose?" Gold questioned. "What if one of us (me) kicks their asses?"
"Or Twig and Berries kicks their asses first?" Platinum said pointing to the sleeping Pichu on his head. Gold put a hand over Platinum's mouth.
"Shut the hell up..." Gold whispered to him.
"WHY?" Platinum practically shouted.
"THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU TWO!" The commander roared. The two brothers kept quiet until they reached the indigo plateau. All of the trainers were dumped onto Victory Road. They were forced to make a giant line that stemmed out for miles. A giant screen TV was placed on a cave wall to show the other trainers' challenges. They were also given numbers like they were in jail. When their numbers were called, the poor sucker fought against the Elite Four. Gold was 777665. Platinum was 777666 (evil).
"Let me see Gold."
"Platinum I'll give it to you when I find them."
"I told you that I only answer to P-izzle."
"Can you please shut the hell up for once? You're breaking my concentration..." They were fighting over the binoculars Gold brought with them. They were searching for the other three.
"Hey Gold I just realized something. " 'Platinum' credit cards are better then 'Gold' ones. 'Platinum' records are more revered then 'Gold' ones. 'Platinum' is more precious and valuable then 'Gold' and 'Silver' combined."
"What's your point?"
"Does this mean that I'm better then you and Silver?"
"No. It just means you have a better name. HOLY CRAP! I see Copper!"
"Where is he?"
"A half mile behind us! And I think Crystal's right behind him!"
"Alright, we found your apprentice and your bitch so now we have to find that red haired guy." Gold punched him in the nose. Platinum started to cry again. "What was that for?"
"Don't ever call her a bitch again. And if you do I'll-THERE'S SILVER! OH MY GOD!"
"What is it?"
"He got a cooler number then me!" Silver's number was 866969. He saw Gold in the distance and gave him the finger. "Bitch!" The challenges seemed to go on forever. It was about a week before they called Gold's number at last.
"Will number 777665 please come up for his challenge?" Gold didn't hear them at first. They only fed them gruel and in small portions so Gold was already half starved and half dead.
"Wake up Gold..." Platinum urged. Gold woke up at last and walked with the guards. They took him to the pokemon center there and healed his pokemon.
"Heal or No heal?" One of them asked him.
"Huh?"
"Would you like to heal and change your pokemon in between matches? Not that you'll need it though."
"Yes I do want to heal them but why wouldn't I need it?"
"Think about it kid. 777664 people went before you and none of them got past Will. What makes you think you'll need healing when there's probably a 99 percent chance you'll lose?" Gold didn't answer. He brushed past him and walked down the corridor to the Elite Four. He climbed the stairs and slipped on the ice in the room. Will was dressed like a clown as usual and was sitting in an armchair reading a newspaper. He got up grudgingly and looked really bored.
"This has to be the dumbest looking challenger yet... Oh well. After nearly 800,000 matches, nothing seems to faze me anymore."
"Before we start I want to ask you something."
"Fire away."
"Why do you work for Karen?"
"I admire her for her strength. That's all."
"And?"
"Well if you must know, she said she'll let me get to second base..."
"You mean you two are dating and you work for her anyway?"
"Yes."
"Dude. You're her bitch."
"I know... But what can I say? I'm a sucker for big gazongas."
"Tits kick ass. Bouncy Bungalows..."
"Hanging Hooters."
"Milk Bubbles."
"Chest balls."
"That's a new one to me. You know what they should do? They should combine both boobs together to make a Super Boob!"
"That's the first good idea I heard today. Maybe when this is all over I should look into that..." The remaining trainers outside saw the two talking and started complaining.
"What the hell is he doing?"
"He's making friends with the enemy!"
"This is boring! Can someone change the channel?"
"Hmm... Super boob? Sounds nice..." Gold and Will were becoming fast friends. They kept trading breast innuendos.
"The Milky Duo," Gold half laughed when he said that.
"Silicone Stuffers."
"The Man Hypnotizers."
"The Lesbian Pleasers."
"The-."
"WILL!" Karen's voice shouted through the Elite Four's intercom system. "STOP FOOLING AROUND AND FIGHT MY BROTHER!"
"Wait. This is the semi- retarded little brother you've been complaining about?" Gold was ice skating around Will and singing.
"Deck the hall with balls of honey, FALALALALA LALAHLAHLAH! There's hos at my house cuz I owe money, FALALALALA LALAHLAHLAH! Cadillac pimpin' with my dogs in the city, FALALALALA LALAHLAHLAH! Holy Crap! This ain't gonna be pretty! FALALALALA LAHLAHLAH- OW!" Gold skated his way into a brick wall.
"I see your point Karen... He's a fucking moron. Gold come over here!" Gold skated over to him. Will tossed out a pokeball containing his Girafarig. Gold used Sprout first. "Use Double Edge!" Gold and Sprout ran for it and slipped on the ice. Girafarig couldn't change directions during the attack so it didn't matter that they slipped.
But Girafarig's second head use Crunch on the ice. It took control of the hind legs and helped the first head change the direction of the attack. Sprout fired off two razor leaves At Girafarig. But it leaped over them and used Stomp on Sprout. Girafarig created a crater where Sprout lay unconscious.
"Damn it Sprout... Go Pyro! Melt the ice around Girafarig!" Pyro jumped into the air and used Flamethrower. Girafarig was confined to a block of ice surrounded by water.
"That can't stop Girafarig," Will said confidently. Girafarig had dove in to the water.
"SHIT! Is there anything that thing can't do?"
"It can't give a decent blowjob..."
"WHAT THE FUCK?"
"I mean...um... it can't give a pleasant...uh...Heartthrob."
"That's what I thought you said... Pyro stick your hand in the water!" Pyro gave him a worried look and shook its head no. "Trust me on this one." Pyro did what it was told. "Okay use Thunderpunch!" Pyro strengthened the fire around its fist until it turned into electricity. Girafarig got electrocuted underwater and came out of it unconscious. Will returned it and changed to Slowbro. Pyro ran up to it to prepare another Thunderpunch.
"Use Amnesia!" Will commanded. Pyro punched it but the attack barely hurt it.
"You know, I never understood the amnesia attack," Gold said. "How does forgetting something raise special defense?"
"I don't get it either," Will admitted. "I just try to ignore it whenever I do that move. Psychic!" Slowbro blasted Pyro away and into the water.
"HOLY CRAP! PYRO RETURN!" Gold returned Pyro before it drowned. "That's no fair! Pyro could have died!"
"I may be your friend but I'm still as evil as your sister." Gold used Claire's Kingdra next. It swam deep under the ice lake. Slowbro chased after it underwater.
"Whirlpool!" Kingdra (and I realized that I can't nickname Kingdra because it still belongs to Claire and Gold can't nickname something he didn't catch on his own. Lummox is an exception because it was just that old man's pet Munchlax but not exactly captured) yawned and created a whirlpool. Slowbro wasn't the only thing that was getting swept away by the whirlpool. Kingdra's whirlpool was breaking up the ice Will and Gold were standing on. "Kingdra stop it and use Hyper Beam!" Kingdra fired Slowbro out of the water and knocked. Will returned Slowbro and switched in his Exeggutor.
"Use Poisonpowder in the water." Exeggutor sprayed purple dust from its mouths into the water. Kingdra began to choke and came out of the water for air. "Now use Psychic to blast it away!" Exeggutor sent Kingdra colliding into Gold.
"Get off me Kingdra!" But Kingdra was too knocked out to listen.
What will Gold use against his strongest foe yet? Why am I asking you that? You don't know the fucking answer! The answers to these questions and more on the next chapter of Golden Flames!