Chapter 40

Gold

Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 35

Donphan-Trunks LV: 30

Snorlax-Lummox LV: 32

Ampharos-Sparks LV: 32

Sunflora-Sprout LV: 29

Kingdra LV: 40

Hiro

Feraligatr-Highfang LV: 32

Skarmory-Armor LV: 30

Muk-Stench LV: 38

Victreebel-Victor LV: 30

Magmar-Inferno LV: 30

Rhydon (Insert nickname) LV: 42

Crystal

Meganium (Blue) LV: 40

Blissey LV: 35

Sudowoodo LV: 40

Jynx LV: 30

Dragonair LV: 32

Copper

Fears-Fearow LV: 32

Quagsire-Whoopi LV: 31

Arcanine-Flares LV: 30

Machamp-Champion LV: 37

Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 35

Red Gyarados LV: 50

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Koga had finally realized Gold was watching him do his... thing. He picked up his discarded pants and pulled out four throwing stars.

"Give me one good reason I shouldn't stab you in the face with these," he snarled.

"Because I can...um... get you more women to pussy poke."

"Really?" Koga asked putting down his weapons.

"Uh...yeah. I've got this girl named Crystal and let me tell you... Shorty's ass so big, you can set a cup of water on her booty and do her without spilling a drop!" Gold heard a tiny voice yelling at him.

"I'm gonna kill you, you little motherfucker!" the tiny voice said.

"Did you hear that too?" Gold asked looking around the room.

"Hear what?"

"Um... nothing..."

"Listen you little whelp. I have climbed mountains, trained trainers such as yourself, trained almost every day of my life and successfully raised a gym and raised a daughter alone. And now I want to enjoy retirement pimping these bitches. I don't want to fight you or ever see you again."

"You're letting me go?"

"I never said that. What I meant was; if you answer my riddle correctly I won't fight you. If you don't I'll never see you again alive." Gold gulped and nearly wet him self.

"R-Riddle away dude..."

"What pokemon is long, hard and has a big head?"

"That's it? A Steelix." Koga shuddered and stopped um... I ain't saying it again. Koga smiled at Gold.

"That's correct. I also would have accepted Onix and Penismon."

"Penismon is a fake digimon. And that was a really gay riddle."

"I know. I didn't have time to come up with something clever..."

"Before I go, can I have one of their numbers?" Gold said pointing to the girls. Gold heard the tiny voice yelling at him again.

"You're asking to be dipped in acid aren't you?"

"There it is again... On second thought, forget the numbers."

"We wouldn't have bothered to talk to a loser like you anyway," one of them sneered.

"Yeah, we wouldn't have talked to you with our butts' mouth," a second one said.

"You're talking to me with your real mouths now, aren't you?" Gold said back.

"We only use our real mouths to talk to fellow bitches," the third one said.

"You also use 'em to suck balls or did you forget that bitch?" Gold sneered back. Damn. This is extremely degrading to both women and the sex industry...

"Keep talking like that and you'll never get laid," the first one said back.

"I can get laid anytime I want!"

"So can we..."

"I only need to snap my fingers and Crystal will be on like Donkey Kong." The tiny voice screamed at Gold again.

"With a snap of my fingers you're gonna be dead like everyone who used to review this story (except you Vhid)!"

"Damn it! Would the person who keeps yelling at me please come out so I can kick your ass?"

"That does it! No victory sex for you!" Gold had enough of the back talking women and the voices from nowhere so he left Koga's room and into Bruno's. And for all you slow people out there, the mysterious voice was really Crystal. She saw and heard everything using the big TV in Victory Road and screamed so loud Gold could hear it from where he was.

Gold stepped onto the lava field but didn't see Bruno anywhere.

"Hello? Where is the leader dude that I'm supposed to-FUCK!" Bruno came down from the ceiling with his Hitmonlee. They both drop kicked Gold. Gold moved out of the way but they kicked the ground so hard that Gold was blasted off the platform. Gold grabbed the edge just before he fell into the lava. Hitmonlee stamped its foot on Gold's hand.

"Any last words boy?" Bruno asked folding his arms.

"Just two. HYPER BEAM!" A blast came from below the ground. Hitmonlee back flipped out of the way just in time. A Steelix came out of the hole created from the Hyper Beam. Gold's Steelix. Gold brought a couple of his extra pokemon with him just for this match. Steelix burrowed into the ground just before Gold went over to Bruno's. Gold grabbed onto Steelix's tail and ran up its body to its head.

"Earthquake!" Bruno commanded. Hitmonlee stomped the ground and made the whole building shake. Steelix lost balance and fell head first into the lava. Steelix used Crunch on the platform to save itself. Gold ran up the side of the wall and returned Steelix.

"Return Ironbutt (Steelix) and go Coco (Exeggutor)!" Gold climbed onto Eggies' leaves and grabbed the middle head. You know, Gold's IQ may be -4 but when it comes to battling (and sex innuendos) he is almost a genius. He rememberedwhat Will said about Exeggutor's psycho point and used it to his advantage. The other two heads fired a psybeam attack each and hit Hitmonlee and Bruno at the same time. Hitmonleedidn't get back up after the attack. Bruno returned it and used Hitmonchan.

"Mach punch!" Hitmonchan jumped up into the air and punched Gold in the face. The best parts are when the trainers get hit aren't they? Hitmonchan then hit Coco with a Fire Punch when it wasn't looking. "HITMONCHAN!" Bruno roared. "HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING?" Hitmonchan shrank away in fear of its master's rage. "HITTING TRAINERS AND POKEMON WHEN THEIR BACKS ARE TURNED IS DISHONORABLE!" Gold thought back to his and Will's fight while holding his now broken nose.

"Me and Will are going straight to hell..." While Bruno was scolding Hitmonchan Gold noticed that Coco had the perfect chance to use a Psychic attack. But before doing anything Gold considered his options. "Hmm... if I hit them then that would be dishonorable which is a sin, and I MIGHT go to hell. But I need to defeat this guy in order to save the world which is not only NOT a sin but a really good deed. But then again... since when have I cared about religion and honor? I'm hungry, I wonder if Bruno's got any Nachos. I like Nachos... Nachitia, Nachitio, Doritoto, Tostitia, NACCCCCCCCCCHOOOOOOOOOOS! Wait. Hold on, a muscular dude like him probably doesn't have any Nachos! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"What the hell are you so upset about?"

"Oh. I thought I was thinking all that... And my problem is you dude! How could you not have nachos?"

"If you're hungry I've got these vitamin enriched dirt flavored Nachos."

"NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCHHHOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!1111!11!" (Gold isn't speaking nerd, my finger slipped off of shift and I don't feel like fixing it lol jk) Gold tackled the Nacho bag and ripped off the top with his teeth in an animalistic kind of hunger. Instead of taking out the chips Gold ate them all at once, bag and all. He was really starting to freak Bruno out.

"You're really starting to freak me out man (didn't I just say that?)." Gold started to back away from him but Coco blocked the exit. Gold shuddered and started twitching and sputtering on the ground with his eyes rolling up to the back of his head. This only was making Bruno even more creeped out. Coco stomped its foot on Gold's stomach which made vomit everything he just ate onto Bruno.

"GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Bruno screamed. He leaped up to the video camera that Karen was using to watch the match on. "I don't care how much you're paying me. No amount of money will make me have to deal with that messed up kid. I'm going back home and locking all the doors. Later Karen!" And with that Bruno smashed the screen and ran for his life.

"I just realized something," Gold said to himself. "That was the first black guy I've ever seen in my life. Bruno come back! I have so many questions to ask! What's a Cracka'? And why can't white people say the N word? How come everyone in the world is of Japanese descent but we all look white? How come white people have no ass? COME BACK!" But Bruno was already halfway to Victory Road by the time Gold finished. "Damn it. Why do black people have to know the secret to everything and I don't? Oh well. This means I beat Bruno, WOOT!"

Karen smashed her control panel with a metal bat. A dark figure watched her from under his hood. She beckoned him to come forward to talk to her.

"Is it done Old Man?"

"Show some respect child!"

"Hey! I didn't spring you out of prison so you can nag me Old Man! Now is it done?" The Man snapped his fingers and two members of P.O.O.T came in carrying a knocked out and tied up Lance.

"Does that answer your question? Now why are you smashing the machinery?"

"Because my strongest warrior has just betrayed me and that brat is coming over here right now!" The man didn't say anything. He just stood quietly in silent thought.

"Finish him."

"No shit Sherlock!"

"MIND YOUR ELDERS CHILD!" The man couldn't control his anger and started to strangle Karen. The P.O.O.T guards dropped Lance and pulled the old man away from Karen. "Don't screw this up. You know what will happen if you do..."

"Yes... Father."