Chapter 41
Gold
Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 35
Donphan-Trunks LV: 30
Snorlax-Lummox LV: 32
Ampharos-Sparks LV: 32
Sunflora-Sprout LV: 29
Kingdra LV: 40
Hiro
Feraligatr-Highfang LV: 32
Skarmory-Armor LV: 30
Muk-Stench LV: 38
Victreebel-Victor LV: 30
Magmar-Inferno LV: 30
Rhydon (Insert nickname) LV: 42
Crystal
Meganium (Blue) LV: 40
Blissey LV: 35
Sudowoodo LV: 40
Jynx LV: 30
Dragonair LV: 32
Copper
Fears-Fearow LV: 32
Quagsire-Whoopi LV: 31
Arcanine-Flares LV: 30
Machamp-Champion LV: 37
Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 35
Red Gyarados LV: 50
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"Straight from da bay, posted in tha 'J'
Bout to hit tha club, we been mobbin' all day
Drinkin' some on Russell, dyin' off Patrone
VIP style, strapped wit my chrome
Look around tha club, what do I see
Everybody rockin' from side to side to tha beat
Snappin' they fingers, bouncin' to tha groove
All by they self, that's tha new move
Cracka where I'm from, we like to go dumb
I'm soakin' up tha game; I'm seein' how it's done
I ask shawty what they call it, she said tha Pool Palace
Staright from Bankhead, I said you good at it
Do what cha do, you and ya crew
They even got playa's and thugs doin' it too
The mo' that I drank, tha more it's lookin' smooth
It's nuthin to a boss, I can do tha shit too," Gold rapped on stage. "Wait, where the hell am I? And why did I just say all that stuff?" A female reporter came out of nowhere and came up to Gold.
"Gold otherwise known as G-50; how does it feel to be the first champion/ white rapper/ billionaire/ movie star of Johto?"
"Um... confusing. Wasn't I just at the Indigo Plateau?" Everyone in the audience all started laughing maniacally at him. "What's so funn-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The floor boards under him had given way and Gold fell through the hole. Instead of what there should be under a stage there was nothing but a bottomless darkness and Gold was falling through it. When Gold opened his eyes again he was standing in front of an alter in a tuxedo. Crystal was standing beside him in a wedding dress.
"And do you take this moron as your lawfully wedded husband?" The priest asked.
"I do," Crystal told him. Gold jumped back in horror.
"What the hell? What's going on?"
"Now do you take this woman as your lawfully wedded wife?"
"Gold do you like nachos?" Crystal asked as sweetly as she could.
"I do."
"Then I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the idiot boy."
"I never agreed to that! I- did you say kiss? I guess I can agree with this for now..." Crystal threw her arms around his neck and Gold put his around her waist. Gold closed his eyes and pressed his lips against hers. But instead of being pleasant; the kiss burned. Literally. Gold opened his eyes to see that Crystal, the priest, everyone watching the wedding and the church itself were on fire. Gold felt his mouth to find that it was on fire too.
"I'M IN HELL! THE FLAMES OF HELL HAVE COME TO DESTROY ME!" Gold was beginning to go crazy. He grabbed a goblet full of holy water and splashed out the fire on his face. He ran out screaming for his life but when he got out of the church and down the stairs he stopped. There was nowhere else to run. The church was a floating island in the darkness Gold came in from. The flames were beginning to spread away from the church. Having no other choice, Gold jumped headfirst into the darkness.
Gold opened his eyes once more to find that he was sitting on a throne in the middle of a palace. Gold put his hand to forehead.
"No fever. Am I hallucinating?" He put his hand to his lips to find that not only were they were not burned but... "HOLY CRAP! I HAVE FACE FUR!" Gold got up from the throne to look at himself in the mirror. He looked six years older then he really was and with a beard, just like he said. "Let's see. I have a crown, a beard, (he felt his butt) top round buttocks, (he felt his chest) and a six pack. Damn. I am one sexy king! I like this hallucination!" Gold's self admiration was cut short when Crystal had walked into the room.
"Good morning dear."
"GAAAAAH! STAY AWAY FROM ME DEVIL WOMAN!" Gold picked up a chair as a lion tamer would to tame a lion. Crystal continued to smile at him and put a hand on the chair.
"Stop being so silly and put this down. No one is going to hurt you." Gold didn't know why he did what she said; it was just something in her voice that soothed him. "I guess being king of the world stresses you out sometimes," she said to him.
"King of the world?" Gold said disbelievingly. She nodded and then walked out the door.
"Get the royal back massager and the baby in here, post haste!" She yelled downstairs. In seconds Silver came up carrying a solid gold basket with a baby inside with him. But this Silver was fat and had an enlarged forehead and a hairy mole on his cheek. Gold bent over the basket to look at his child but instead of a child, a black hole came out of the basket and pulled Gold head first into the darkness again.
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In the real world, Gold was on the ground sleeping. He and Karen had started their match earlier. Karen used Umbreon to counter Lummox. Umbreon combined Hypnosis and Nightmare to slowly get rid of them both. Thus explaining the bad dreams Gold has been through.
Lummox let out a particularly loud snore which was able to finally wake Gold up.
"Oh man... what a dream..." Gold said falling back on to Lummox's stomach. Karen had noticed that he woke up and had Umbreon use Hypnosis. Gold ran behind Lummox's head before the waves hit him again. Gold kicked Lummox in the back of the head to wake it up. "Hyper Beam!" Karen returned Umbreon and switched in Misdreavus. The attack passed right through Misdreavus.
"Shadow Ball!" Gold cried.
"Dodge and use Thunderbolt!" Misdreavus hovered over the Shadow ball and spat out a bolt of electricity from it mouth. The attack hit Lummox right in the face but Lummox didn't go down.
"Use Hyper Beam on the ceiling!" Lummox blasted at the ceiling. Pieces of the ceiling came down and completely buried Karen and Misdreavus. A flash of red light went off under the rubble and Karen came out with her final pokemon: an Alakazam (I know I'm being lazy with the Gold vs. Karen fight but I'm tired right now). Alakazam used Psychic on Lummox and took it out with one hit. Gold switched in Pyro as his last pokemon.
But Gold didn't attack it. He noticed the scar on Alakazam's left shoulder and remembered something from his childhood.
FLASHBACK...
It was Hiro's fifth birthday and being the spoiled rich kid that he was, he got a cake the size of an SUV. But the problem was that it was placed too high for either Gold or Hiro to reach.
"Grab it already Hiro! My arms are killing me!" Gold was helping Hiro by lifting him on his shoulders. Hiro tripped and smacked his chin on the table. The two of them fell to the ground in pain.
"This is all your fault stupid!" Hiro roared.
"Excuse me kind sir! How dare you mock my intelligence with such an outlandish statement! Continue to do so and I shall have my doctor tell you otherwise. Then I shall tell my sole parental unit what has happened," Gold said. I know its weird but Gold was smarter as a child then he is now (like me). Hiro gave him a confused look and Gold decided to stop using big words from that moment on. "Let's get Kazam to cut a couple of pieces for us."
"How's it gonna do that?"
"With these!" Gold said pulling out twelve knives from his pockets. I take back what I said before. He knew more big words back then but you can't change pure stupidity.
"Why do you carry around knives in your pockets?"
"No reason."
"Works for me." Gold pulled out Kazam's pokeball and released it.
"Pick up these with your psychick (psychic) powder (remove the D Dumbass) and cut us two pieces of cake." Kazam swirled the knives in the air and accidentally slashed Gold, Hiro and itself with the knives across the shoulder. Instead of simply cutting two pieces out, Kazam stabbed the cake with the knives. Yeah... Kazam wasn't useful for anything except teleporting back then...
END FLASHBACK (Thank God)
And to this day Gold, Hiro and Kazam kept those scars. Gold lifted up his sleeve to show his.
"Kazam?" Kazam nodded and pointed to the scar on its own shoulder. It teleported in front of Gold and hugged him. "Nice to have you back buddy."
"Kazam! Get your ass back here!" Karen screamed. Kazam blasted her away with a Psychic attack. She tossed out Umbreon again as her real final pokemon. "Double Edge!"
"Wait for it..." Gold ordered Kazam and Pyro. "DOUBLE DYNAMICPUNCH!" Both of Gold's starter pokemon punched Umbreon in the face and knocked it out. Karen returned Umbreon and ran past Gold, trying to run for it. "I'm not done with you yet!"
By the time Gold had reached Bruno's lava field Karen was gone. Gold brushed past Koga and Will's domains and returned to the pokemon center. He made his way to the computer and sent Kingdra back to Claire with an E-mail attached.
"Dear Claire,
Thanks for letting me borrow Kingdra. But it's all over now so I don't need it anymore. Tell the other gym leaders that I defeated the Elite Four (mostly on dumb luck) and that they should return to their gyms.
Your friend
Gold
P.S: Tell Whitney that she can't call me anymore so she can stop bitching to me about her fucking problems.
P.S.S: I LIKE NACHOS!" Gold got up and turned around to find that all the trainers after him were waiting for him. All of a sudden, they rushed over to him nearly crushing him. People were kissing his feet, shaking hands with him and even kissing him on the lips (no guy on guy kissing though).
All this celebration was cut short when a lone cloaked figure made his way through the crowd to Gold. He removed his hood to show his face.
"It's been a long time son."
"HI DADDY!" Gold said merrily waving to him.
"Geez. I thought you would take our reunion a little more seriously then that..."
"I can't help it. Twelve girls just kissed me and I'm happy as shit!"
"Twelve? Nice work boy!" They pounded their fists together in recognition. Gold's dad let out a sigh a grabbed Gold's wrist. He took him to the place where you fight Lance in the game.
"Gold. I just want you to know that I'm not interested in P.O.O.T or world domination anymore. I cooperated with Karen and defeated the current Champion in battle just to have a chance to fight you. Not as the leader of P.O.O.T but as your father and rival. If you want to become champion you have to beat me to do it."
"You're on old man."
"Why does everybody call me old? I'm only forty seven..."
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For those of you who are getting sick of me making a chapter everyday, you'll be happy to know that I can't update on the weekends for reasons that are mine alone. I really do have a lot of time on my hands but just not on the weekends.