Chapter 43
Gold
Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 45
Donphan-Trunks LV: 40
Snorlax-Lummox LV: 41
Ampharos-Sparks LV: 39
Sunflora-Sprout LV: 39
Alakazam-Kazam LV: 47
Hiro
Feraligatr-Highfang LV: 32
Skarmory-Armor LV: 30
Muk-Stench LV: 38
Victreebel-Victor LV: 30
Magmar-Inferno LV: 30
Rhydon (Insert nickname) LV: 42
Crystal
Meganium (Blue) LV: 40
Blissey LV: 35
Sudowoodo LV: 40
Jynx LV: 30
Dragonair LV: 32
Copper
Fears-Fearow LV: 32
Quagsire-Whoopi LV: 31
Arcanine-Flares LV: 30
Machamp-Champion LV: 37
Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 35
Red Gyarados LV: 50
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Gold turned over in bed to find someone else next to him under the covers. He felt it to be the figure a fine female. He immediately thought what a guy would think in this situation. He got laid!
"Finally!" he whispered as to not wake her up. "I finally did it with Crystal!" He got dressed and started dancing around and singing. "She makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up with just one touch, and I erupt, like a volcano and cover her with my love. Baby girl you make me say oohoohooh and i just can't think of anything else I'd rather do than to hear you sing my name the way you do. Oh when we do our thing when we do the things we do, baby girl you make me say... Sexy love, girl the things u do, keep me sprung, keep me running back to you! Ooh, I love making love to you. Baby girl you know you're me sexy lov-YAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Gold had moon walked his way down the stairs and landed on his back.
"HEY CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN! I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP!" The person who said that was a blonde haired girl and she came out of Gold's room. She was definitely not Crystal.
"Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-," Gold stammered.
"Did you get brain damage from that fall?"
"You're not Crystal," he finally managed to say.
"Last night was awesome. And yet you don't know my name. My name is-."
"I don't care about your name! You have to get out of here before Crystal finds out!"
"What don't you want me to find out Golden Boy?" Gold turned around to find Crystal standing in the doorway with her hands on her hips. She took one look at the girl. Then she looked at Gold with anger and with tears in her eyes. She ran away from them as fast as she could. Gold started to run around screaming.
"Why are you so freaked out?" the other girl asked. "Now that your little girlfriend is gone there's more time for us..." she said seductively. But Gold didn't hear her over his own screams.
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
"Is it really that serious?"
"YES! Crystal has extreme rage issues and to make it worse her Dad is a manufacturer of pointy objects and power tools!" They heard footsteps outside along with the sound of a motor going off. "HOLY SHIT! IT'S MISTER CHAINSAW! I'M GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" And with that, Gold jumped out of the window just before Crystal came in. She didn't notice this and went inside with her blade of death.
Gold rolled out on to the front lawn and shook the broken glass off regardless of the deep cuts on him now. The two girls sounded like they were in mortal combat inside. It kept going until the other girl came out running for her life with Crystal following in an animalistic rage.
"You better not touch my man ever again you skanky ass s—t! Or I'll slice your ass into chewable pieces!" She turned around to find Gold directly behind her. "YOU'RE NEXT!"
"Hold up Crystal," he said backing away slowly. "I was extremely drunk; you can't penalize me for that... right?"
"I can and I will," she said bringing the chainsaw up to eye level.
"But before you kill me can I have a ten second head start?"
"Five seconds."
"That's not fair!"
"Four...three...two-."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Gold went around the corner just before Crystal got to one. He ran into Prof. Elm's place and locked the door. He started pulling tables, bookcases, stools, Liagiba, etc in front of the door. Prof. Elm grabbed by his hood and brought him to the back where Silver, Hiro, Copper, Tit and most importantly Crystal were.
"CRYSTAL! How did you get here?"
"Back door." She pointed to the appropriate door.
"Dang. How did I miss that?"
"It's because you don't think," she said stepping closer to him. "You don't think before you act. It's because of that, you don't notice the people and things around you which not only makes you stupid but also unaware of current events. And more importantly don't think or even care about my feelings before you decide to get drunk and sleep with cheap s—ts behind my back!"
"If it makes you feel better; I thought I was doin' the do with you. Hey that rhymed; I like rhymes..." he said for some reason drooling.
"That doesn't make it better and you know it!" She slapped him across the face and stormed out crying.
"You two make the worst couple," Tit mocked.
"Shut up!" Gold yelled back. "I know I screwed up-."
"Under statement of the year," Copper muttered.
"You shut up too! I know I screwed up and I don't need you guys reminding me! Why are you ASSHOLES here anyway?"
"Because of me," Prof. Elm said. "I'm handing S.S tickets to the strongest trainers so they can get to Kanto."
"But why are Copper and Silver here?" They took that as an insult and prepared to strangle him but Prof. Elm stopped them.
"While you were sitting on your ass knocking chicks up, we were collecting badges!" Silver roared.
"So that explains why you guys were gone for three weeks. I thought you went out for bagels and never came back."
"Crystal was right. You really don't know what's going on around you," Hiro said.
"In fact Gold, Copper collected seven badges which is exactly how many you got and Silver has eight which is one more than you have," Prof. Elm explained. Gold got pissed at the two of them. How dare they upstage me? Gold thought to himself. "I also handed one to Crystal while she was here. And of course I have to give one to you." Gold snatched the ticket out of his hand.
"Why are you giving these things to us anyway?"
"Because it's a plot device. And I think I'm a little bisexual." Everyone except him ran out of the back door a split second after he said that. "Heheh, that works every time! Now where's my Playdude?" Gold had stolen it for his own perverted pleasure. He's gonna need it now that Crystal's pissed at him.
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Really short, I know. I was thinking of putting this as the first chapter of Golden Flames 2 but I changed my mind. I'm saving that for much later.