Chapter 43
Gold
Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 45
Donphan-Trunks LV: 40
Snorlax-Lummox LV: 41
Ampharos-Sparks LV: 39
Sunflora-Sprout LV: 39
Alakazam-Kazam LV: 47
Hiro
Feraligatr-Highfang LV: 32
Skarmory-Armor LV: 30
Muk-Stench LV: 38
Victreebel-Victor LV: 30
Magmar-Inferno LV: 30
Rhydon (Insert nickname) LV: 42
Crystal
Meganium (Blue) LV: 40
Blissey LV: 35
Sudowoodo LV: 40
Jynx LV: 30
Dragonair LV: 32
Copper
Fears-Fearow LV: 32
Quagsire-Whoopi LV: 31
Arcanine-Flares LV: 30
Machamp-Champion LV: 37
Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 35
Red Gyarados LV: 50
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Gold left his room to go to the front of the ship but was stopped when he heard Crystal scream from hers. Gold kicked the door down to see Crystal in the corner being backed in by a moving suitcase.
"SUITCASE FROM HELL!" Gold cried. He kicked the back of it. It burst open to release Platinum from the inside. "How the hell did you get here?"
"I snuck inside that suitcase. I can't believe Professor Dork forgot to give me a ticket..."
"He only gave them out to us because we're the best trainers in Johto. Which you are not." He grabbed Platinum by the arm and dragged him away. "Lazy's gonna have to wait. I need to get you as far away from here as possible."
"Excuse me young man," said some random guy in a cloak. "I couldn't help but overhear your predicament. I can take that little boy off your hands for you." A plastic nose fell out from under his hood. He picked it back up and hurriedly tried to put it back on his face. Gold didn't notice it but Platinum did. He tugged on Gold's sleeve.
"Hey Gold, I think this guy is Michael Jackson."
"If you're gonna lie to me at least make it clever."
"I'm not lying!"
"Yeah. And I'm the Queen of Switzerland. Now; are you a certified child caregiver?" he said turning to the cloaked enigma.
"Why yes, of course. Children are my life. And in exchange, I'll trade you a bag of magic beans."
"DEAL!" Gold snatched the bag out of his hand excitedly and shoved Platinum over to him. The stranger moon walked away with Platinum in his arms. A card fell out of his pocket. Gold looked inside the bag to find... "These aren't magic beans! They're half eaten apples! Give Plat back whoever you are!" He picked up the card the man dropped and read it aloud. "The president of the pedophile convention: MICHAEL JACKSON! GET BACK HERE!"
Gold chased him down the halls of the ship and was just about to tackle him when Lazy, Brock and Bruno came out of nowhere and blocked Gold's way.
"Move it bitches!" The three carried him by the armpits and took him to the front of the ship. They then tossed Gold into a group of sunbathers, one of them being Crystal. "Hey Crystal..."
"What's going on now?"
"Lazy and his crew are back with a vengeance which is stopping me from going after Michael Jackson who stole Platinum from me. And you?"
"I'm trying to tan."
"Why?"
"Because that girl you slept with had a tan so I thought I should get one too." Gold got up and kissed her on the lips.
"You don't have to change for me. I love you just the way you are."
"That was so cheesy and yet so sweet... LOOK OUT!" She tackled him to the ground to avoid a bolt of lightning. Another man in a black cloak stood on top of the lifeguard stand with a Raichu on his head.
"Give me back Platinum you son of a bitch!" Gold screamed. The guy just scratched his head in confusion.
"Who's Platinum? That's a stupid name for a child..." Gold nudged Crystal with his elbow and whispered in her ear.
"I have a feeling that I have to fight this guy. I want you to head back and get my pokeballs and tell the others to go after Michael Jackson. And tell Copper not to leave his room."
"What are you gonna do?"
"Fight him off with Pyro. That's the only one I have right now..."
STORY CHANGE: Copper Winds
Copper leaned over the side of the boat and threw up. Michael Jackson came by and grabbed him by the collar.
"Let go of me you piece of shit!"
"Oooh... you're a nasty one aren't you? I've got a special place in Neverland for you."
"Neverland? Oh no! You're Michael-."
STORY CHANGE: Crystal Leaves
"-Jackson stole Platinum and this guy in a cloak is beating the shit out of Gold as we speak! Help us!" Crystal said. Hiro, Silver and Tit gave her looks of indifference.
"You expect us to believe that Michael Jackson is on this very ship and kidnapping children while Lazy and the famous Brock and Bruno are trying to beat Gold up at this very moment? How stupid do you think we are?" Hiro asked.
"In my opinion, you're all very stupid. And why are you here Hiro? Don't you have a gym to run?"
"Oh, I got fired again."
"For doing what?"
"The same reasons as before."
"You're a freak. You know that right?"
"I aim to displease. Now let's focus here. You're gonna have to give us proof of what you say." At that precise moment an explosion went off on the other side of the ship. Then the intercom system started.
"All passengers are warned to stay away from the battle on the front of the ship. There is a gun wielding Slowking here and he'll shoot at anyone who gets near."
"Okay you were right about Lazy but what about-."
"SOMEONE HELP ME! MICHAEL JACKSON'S GOT US!" Copper shrieked as Michael ran by.
"Um... I believe you now..."
"Good. Now all of you just get up, shut up, and go after them!" The three of them filed out one by one and chased after Michael.
STORY CHANGE: Hiro Waves
They found him trying to escape in an emergency lifeboat.
"The jig is up Jackson!" Hiro said. Michael Jackson took out two pokeballs and tossed them at Copper and Platinum instead of Hiro. Two Ninetales came out and flashed bright red and then disappeared.
"Where'd they go?" Tit asked. Copper and Platinum let out ear deafening roars of pain. Their teeth and nails turned into fangs and claws. Fur was growing out of almost every place on their bodies and nine tails came out of their backsides.
"I saw something like this on Naruto once. Those two are possessed by a Nine tailed fox," Hiro explained. Platinum jumped up and bit Hiro on the arm. "AAAAAHH! GET OFF OF ME YOU DEMENTED LITTLE MIDGET!" He tossed Plat back into the lifeboat. Michael started to row away.
"HAHA! I WIN AGAIN BITCHES!" he said as they left towards the horizon.
"Gold's gonna be pissed when we tell him what happened... Quick poll: Does anyone really give a shit?" Silver asked.
"No," Tit and Hiro said in unison.
"Me neither..."
STORY CHANGE: Golden Flames
"THUNDER!" Raichu blasted a massive bolt of electricity which hit Gold square in the chest. The shock wave made Gold fall over the side of the boat. Crystal came back just in time to catch him by the foot.
"What took you so long!" Gold screamed.
"Our stupid friends are too skeptical for their own good. Now don't worry, I'll- AAAGGGHHH!" Lazy just smacked her in the back with his infamous crowbar. That caused Crystal to let go of Gold's foot and dropping him into the ocean.
"I HATE MY LIFE!" Gold yelled as he fell head first into the sea.
"Mission complete," the second cloaked figure said. "Lets get out of here boys." He clapped his hands together and the four of them disappeared in a puff of black smoke.