Chapter 46
Gold
Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 45
Donphan-Trunks LV: 40
Snorlax-Lummox LV: 41
Ampharos-Sparks LV: 39
Sunflora-Sprout LV: 39
Alakazam-Kazam LV: 47
Hiro
Feraligatr-Highfang LV: 32
Skarmory-Armor LV: 30
Muk-Stench LV: 38
Victreebel-Victor LV: 30
Magmar-Inferno LV: 30
Rhydon (Insert nickname) LV: 42
Crystal
Meganium (Blue) LV: 40
Blissey LV: 35
Sudowoodo LV: 40
Jynx LV: 30
Dragonair LV: 32
Copper
Fears-Fearow LV: 32
Quagsire-Whoopi LV: 31
Arcanine-Flares LV: 30
Machamp-Champion LV: 37
Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 35
Red Gyarados LV: 50
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With three characters gone, how will our heroes handle the threat of both Michael Jackson and the enigmatic forces of H.U.M.P.M.E.B.I.T.C.H? If you read up to this part, you should know how they're going to handle it. Very, very stupidly or not at all.
"Pass the butter Tit," Silver said.
"Get it yourself jackass." In this case, not at all. The world is doomed yet again... But look on the bright side. Silver finally gets his butter! DO THE BUTTER DANCE! WOOT!1111! Okay... this chapter needs a plot... a... plot...what does that word mean again? Oh yeah! That's when stuff happens. What should happen though? Hmm...
"Hey! RTJ, make something happen already!" Silver said to me.
"Hey, you're not supposed to talk to me! I don't pay you to talk," I said back from... wherever I was at that point.
"You don't pay us at all!" Tit yelled.
"If you guys acted out the story better then maybe I'd pay you!"
"We can't act when there is no story Shithead!" Silver threw a cup at the screen which hit me in the face. "Start the chapter or there will be more where that came from!"
"Fine, you son of a bitch! Crystal! Get your shexay ass in here!" I ordered. From this point on I am no longer in the story and it proceeds normally again. Crystal came into the, her face shining with tears.
"What's wrong with you?" Silver asked from behind a newspaper.
"They pushed Gold over the side of the boat AND NOW HE'S DEAD!" She cried even more furiously after that. Tit dropped the bowl she was eating out of and gasped.
"But who's gonna be the main character! Who, damn it, who!"
"I can be the main character," Silver proposed. "Get ready to change the title to Silver Ice ladies."
"You'll never take Gold's place!" Crystal bellowed. "Because I'm taking his spot!"
"Over my dead body!"
"That can be arranged."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M HIDEOUS!" Hiro screamed from his room.
"What's his problem?" Tit tried to open his door but Hiro closed it before she looked inside.
"I just remembered something about getting bites from people possessed by a Ninetales," Silver explained. "He's got the curse of the beast."
"What's that?"
"Since Platinum bit him, the curse was passed to him. He's slowly turning into a Ninetales."
"WHAT?"
"He's got about eight months to live as a human. At the end of each month he'll grow a new tail and become more feral. At the end of the eighth month he'll become a full fledged Ninetales." This made Tit burst into tears.
"My boyfriend is a Were-Tails!"
"Tit calm down!" Crystal said covering her ears. "Silver's lying!"
"No I'm not."
"Yes you are. That curse stuff is a load of bullshit!"
"Excuse me but..." Silver pulled a book out of his backpack. "I don't think the Big Book of Obscure Curses lies to people!"
"That book is just a way to scam idiots like you out of their money!"
"I'll prove that the curse is real. Hiro get out here!"
"NO! NEVER! I'M TOO UGLY!"
"There's a stripper out here." Hiro knocked and looked around wildly for the stripper. He looked the same as he always did.
"See, Silver? There is nothing wrong with him." A tail extended itself from behind Hiro and wrapped itself around his leg. "Um... never mind..."
STORY CHANGE: Platinum Volts
"This place kicks ass!" Plat said when they reached the Neverland Ranch. Michael Jackson stood in front of the two boys and started making a speech about the place but Copper stopped him.
"We don't really give a shit. Just take us to the rooms Jackson."
"I'm not really Michael Jackson you know. My real name Peter Mcglibbinshireakmhedbinshakirailikelittlekidsbuttsandicannotlieosamabinladenbinakmhedmcbeyoncesbutty... the Third." He took off his mask revealing his true face.
"You mean to tell us that you're not a black guy in white plastic that gets away with everything even with witnesses around?" Platinum questioned.
"That's correct."
"Bitch, we're out of here. Come on Copper; let's get molested by a real pedo."
"We're not getting molested at all Dumbass. But I have to ask Peter something before we go."
"What is it my sweet little prince?"
"Right... If you could afford to reopen Neverland, why can't you use your power and influence to pick up chicks?"
"That's a good question actually..." While he was thinking over the matter Copper and Platinum made their escape.
STORY CHANGE: Golden Flames (he ain't dead yet biotch)
Gold woke up to see the sight of Crystal standing over him. He sat bolt upright and rubbed his eyes. What he believed to be Crystal turned out to be a Poliwrath. He suddenly remembered when Chuck's Poliwrath beat the shit out of him and started to back away.
"I've had enough of you guys for one lifetime. Stay away from me Hell frog!" Poliwrath ignored him and put Gold's hat on its own head. "Give that back Hell Frog!" Poliwrath started to run away but Gold tossed a pokeball at it and captured it.
"Haha! Once again, the Champion of Johto triumphs over all!" Poliwrath released itself from the ball and ran off with the hat again. "Damn you Hell Frog! Hey... that should be your nickname... RTJ, make it so."
"I make the orders around here, shrimp! And I told you guys to stop breaking the fourth wall!"
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Gold
Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 45
Poliwrath-Hell Frog LV: 35
All the others are in Crystal's possession.