Chapter 48
Gold
Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 45
Poliwrath-Hell Frog LV: 35
Hiro
Feraligatr-Highfang LV: 32
Skarmory-Armor LV: 30
Muk-Stench LV: 38
Victreebel-Victor LV: 30
Magmar-Inferno LV: 30
Rhydon (Insert nickname) LV: 42
Crystal
Meganium (Blue) LV: 40
Blissey LV: 35
Sudowoodo LV: 40
Jynx LV: 30
Dragonair LV: 32
Copper
Fears-Fearow LV: 32
Quagsire-Whoopi LV: 31
Arcanine-Flares LV: 30
Machamp-Champion LV: 37
Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 35
Red Gyarados LV: 50
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"Hey Tit, do you think they shipped those books we wrote yet?" Hiro asked. The four of them were chilling out at the pokemon center before moving on again.
"What books?" Tit asked.
"During those three weeks we stayed at New Bark Town before going here, Gold blew me and Silver's condom supply up with a stick of dynamite. So we decided to make a book that would totally ruin his reputation by making up lies like he has no balls or he did awful things to a Ponyta or sleeps in dead fish pokemon when he gets horny."
"That last one was disturbing."
"That's why the book's so great." By that time many fans of the book came up to him to listen to his speech. They all got mad and threw their copies of My Life Without A Twig and Berries at him.
"We wasted our money on this crap, jackass!"
"It's not my fault you're all stupid!" One of them lit a match and set the books on fire. Hiro jumped out of his seat and used Highfang to douse the fires. The angry people walked out while Silver and Crystal came in. Crystal was crying again. Silver's face turned redder then his hair out of anger.
"THAT DOES IT! I can't take it anymore! You cried on the boat! You cried while flying! You cried while walking! You cried on the motherfuckin' toilet! Give it a rest! Crying is never gonna bring Gold back!" Crystal stopped crying and looked at him with her eyes wide open in shock.
"Maybe you're right..."
"I know I'm right. One day you'll realize there's another boy out there who loves you as much as I- I mean Gold did. So for now just stop crying." Crystal wiped the tears away and; surprisingly, hugged Silver. She then walked over to Tit and started talking to her. Hiro smirked at Silver and walked up to him.
"Since when are you ever nice to someone?"
"Shut up."
"I think you're going soft dude."
"If I was going soft, would I do this?" Silver attempted to kick him in the nuts but Hiro stepped to the side.
"I also noticed what you almost said to her back there. What were your exact words? Oh yeah, 'Someone who loves you as much as I-."
"Damn it! What do you want from me?"
"I'll keep your secret but you have to be nice to people for a month."
"You're blackmailing me?"
"Hell yeah."
"Fine. But if you tell her I'll kill you. And mark my words, I'm gonna get you for this!"
"That's what they all say. Now go tell the girls that they're pretty." Silver walked over to them and scowled. He attempted to say something but it only came up as choked hissing noises.
"Gahhhh-glka-You look-baakaa- nice today-daach- THE NICENESS! IT BURNS!" Silver ran out of the pokemon center screaming leaving Hiro in a frenzy of laughter and the girls in an annoyed confusion.
"HAHAHAHAHA! I think I'm gonna have a seizure! BWAHAHAHA!" Hiro exclaimed in between fits of laughter.
STORY CHANGE: Golden Flames
"7-6-5-4-3-." Gold counted down. He had his finger on a remote controlled detonator. "2-1-GOODBYE SILPH CO! (AKA the evil book company)" Gold pressed the button and the building blew up from the inside while Gold was safely on the roof of the Pokemon Center.
"You're in deep doo-doo..." A voice from behind him said. He turned around to find Sabrina hovering in front of him.
"Oh Poopie Pants. I can explain. What had happened was that this place was making falsified accounts of my life and I, with the blowing up, and the BOOM, I-I-I, I'm in deep doo-doo..." Sabrina put a hand on his shoulder and teleported him into her gym.
"Fight. One pokemon each. Now."
"Why?"
"I get lonely here. So if you win I'll let you leave the city. If you lose, You become my sex slave for a week. Deny my commands and the police will be getting a mysterious tip-off about who blew up Silph Co."
"You're blackmailing me?"
"That is correct."
"Whatever. I like this deal..."
"Let us begin." Gold chose Hell Frog (to make sure that he loses) and Sabrina chose Espeon. But before they made a move, the ceiling burst open. H.U.M.P.M.E.B.I.T.C.H stood over them.
"Not you guys again!" Gold returned HF and hid behind a statue of an Alakazam. Lazy jumped down and knocked Sabrina unconscious with his crowbar. Bruno lifted her onto his back and took off again. "Aww... I wanted to tap that shexay ass. Curse you H.U.M.P.M.E.B.I.T.C.H! CURSE YOU TO HELL!"
Lazy and Bruno turned around when they heard Gold. Lazy looked extremely pissed but then again, when isn't he pissed?
"That son of a bitch is still alive! Quick hand me a bazooka and-," Lazy cried. Their mysterious leader slapped a hand over his mouth.
"Don't worry. There's nothing he can do to stop us anyway."
"I'll kill every last one of you!" Gold said back. The others just laughed as they disappeared in a puff of black smoke again. Gold exited the gym and decided to call his dad.
"Hey dad. You're an Ex-maniacal genius right?"
"Why must you remind me of my mistakes?"
"I kind of am your mistake but that's not the point. I keep running into this guy who wears a black cloak like you used too and is the leader of this group called H.U.M.P.M.E.B.I.T.C.H. Which; surprisingly has a lot of black people in it..."
"I don't know anyone like that but I'll be happy to help you."
"Where are you?"
"Behind you." Gold spun around to find his Dad behind him.
"Whoah! Small world..."
STORY CHANGE: Copper Winds
"Use Flamethrower!"
"Use Double Team!" Copper was using Flares against Janine's Venomoth. Venomoth used Double Team to get out of the way.
"Extremespeed!" Flares ran around in a circle, knocking out all of the clones in its way. Eventually it hit the real one and knocked it out.
"As proof of your victory here, blah, blah, blah, take the badge and get out." And so he did. Platinum was waiting for him outside.
"Did you win?"
"Sure did," Copper said pulling out the badge. That was the second one he got including the Rainbow badge.
"We rock dude!"
"What do you mean we? I do all the battling; you just stay outside and raid my secret stash of alcohol and marijuana." Platinum fainted from getting overdosed on the drugs. "I should just leave him here."
Copper walked away and used the Red Gyarados to surf his way to Cinnabar Island. But the water were blocked by huge chunks of black rock.
"What the hell is going on?"
"That's from the volcano eruption on Cinnabar. You can't go this way," said a construction worker from Fuchsia.
"Then get them out of the way so I can leave."
"We don't know how."
"Just blow it up Dumbass!"
"Oh... why didn't we think of that?"
"Because nowadays, a ten year old boy has more common sense then most people in the country! God, people are so stupid! HYPER BEAM!" Gyarados blew the big rock into oblivion. Copper climbed onto Gyarados and took off.
"Thank you Mysterious angry kid!"
"Fuck you!"
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