Chapter 50
Gold
Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 45
Poliwrath-Hell Frog LV: 35
Slowking-Lazy LV: 70 (that's how he kicked so much ass)
Hiro
Feraligatr-Highfang LV: 32
Skarmory-Armor LV: 30
Muk-Stench LV: 38
Victreebel-Victor LV: 30
Magmar-Inferno LV: 30
Rhydon (Insert nickname) LV: 42
Crystal
Meganium (Blue) LV: 40
Blissey LV: 35
Sudowoodo LV: 40
Jynx LV: 30
Dragonair LV: 32
Copper
Fears-Fearow LV: 32
Quagsire-Whoopi LV: 31
Arcanine-Flares LV: 30
Machamp-Champion LV: 37
Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 35
Red Gyarados LV: 50
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"That white kid took our nigga away!" Brock said. Bruno smacked him in the back of the head.
"I know that already Dumbass! We were sent to guard Lazy. Since Lazy's not here anymore, we should get back to the hideout."
"But I wanna cap these bitches!"
"I said no!" Bruno dragged Brock away by his ear.
"Um... did we just win?" Gold asked. Everyone else just shrugged and left the building. Hiro explained what happened to Silver and took the group to the hospital. "If he touches a hair on Crystal's head I'm gonna put several more bullets in his ass."
"Isn't that kind of harsh?" Hiro asked while stopping the clones from touching his tails. A month had already passed and now he had two tails and his nails were growing into claws.
"I don't give a fuck about being harsh. I'll fucking murder that bitch," he said. Gold loaded one of Lazy's guns. "Tit, can you look after the clones for me? Me and Hiro are gonna check on Silver." Tit nodded and they walked away from her.
"So who'd you do it with to get those kids?" Hiro asked.
"No one. I used a cloning machine."
"I guess that would explain why Silver Jr. doesn't look like you. Hey, if you had enough time and energy to clone Silver, how come you didn't clone me?"
"We were gonna but we had to come over here and save your sorry asses."
"First of all, my ass isn't sorry. It's furry. Second-."
"I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!" Gold and Hiro had reached Silver's room. Silver and Crystal were in the hospital bed together. Their clothes were on the floor so that means... "MY GIRLFRIEND LOST HER VIRGINITY TO A BALL OF SHIT LIKE YOU?" Gold pulled out the gun from before and pointed in Silver's place. Crystal went in front of him to shield him.
"Please don't do this Gold! He's suffered enough because of me today."
"Why'd you do this to me?" Gold pointed the gun in her face now. "Wasn't I good enough for you? Or are you too much of a slut that you need two men? Huh, ho?" Gold raised fist to punch her but Silver got out (fully naked) and tackled Gold to the ground.
"You're not gonna hit a woman while I'm around."
"What woman? All I see is Hiro, a ho, and a guy with a nine inch- nevermind... You've got ten seconds left to live. Use 'em well," Gold said getting up and putting his finger on the trigger. He started slowly counting down from ten and started looking around the room. Hiro was about to pass out from the excitement, Crystal was crying her eyes out and Silver was trying to tell Gold that he thought he was dead but Gold wasn't listening.
"3-2-1." He pointed the weapon at Silver but a wave of remorse swept over him. "GAH! You guys aren't worth my time. Have fun screwing each other because I just don't give a fuck anymore. C'mon Hiro!" Gold and Hiro filed out and slammed the door behind them. When they were far enough away, they started talking again.
"There are plenty of other fish in the sea dude," Hiro said. Gold was just about to burst into tears but his manliness forbade it.
"But I wanted that fish..." His expression turned malevolent. "But my fish got eaten by a bigger one. Silver..." He said Silver's name in pure venom.
"Uh oh," Hiro said. Gold stared to run back to Silver's room but Hiro got in front of him.
"LET ME GO! I'M GONNA KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH!"
"You had your chance to kill him back there but you didn't take it. So just let them be!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!" Gold broke out of Hiro's grasp and started attacking random objects and people. Hiro cringed when he saw Gold shoot a little girl's Pikachu in the face. "IF I CAN'T KILL SILVER THEN I'LL KILL EVERYONE ELSE INSTEAD!" And then everything went black.
The next time Gold woke up he was in a room with white padding. He tried moving his arms but he was in a straightjacket.
"What the hell? This can't be; I'm in an insane asylum! What's the last thing I remember? I said I was gonna kill everyone and then...nothing." A man in white clothing came in and started talking to Gold as if he was four years old.
"HELL-o! my NAME IS DOC-tor sm-ITH! DO YOU UNDER-stand?"
"YES, and stop TALK-ing LIKE THAT!"
"There IS SOME-one here to see YOOOOOOOOUUUUU." He pointed to Gold and made it seem like Gold didn't know who he was. He led him into the park outside of the building where the other patients were trying to scale the walls with forks to escape. "THEY AL-ways do THAT but IT never works."
"I'M GON-na kick YOOOOUUU in the NUTS if you DON'T STOP it," Gold said back in the same way. The doctor ignored him and led him to a tree where Hiro waiting under. He had a bulbous black eye and a slash across his arm. "Hiro! What the hell happened? Why am I here?"
"You went on a homicidal rampage. That's what happened. That's how I got like this!" He pointed to his eye and the scar.
"Sorry..."
"Forget about it. They had to knock you out with a metal bat to make you stop. That's probably why you can't remember anything."
"Did I hurt other people too?"
"Butt loads of people got hurt but that Pikachu was the only one that died. Dude, you killed a Pikachu! That's so awesome!"
"I HATE THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS!" They said at the same time and then burst into laughter.
"So why am I here?" Gold asked wiping a tear of laughter away.
"They declared you criminally insane. But don't worry, Tit, the clones, your dad and I are gonna bust you out." He then ran off somewhere leaving Gold all alone with the doctor.
STORY CHANGE: Hiro Waves
"So does everyone know their parts?" Hiro asked.
"Um, explain the plan again," Gold Jr. said scratching his head.
"I'll distract the guards outside the building. Then Tit will attack the outside of the building. This will flush those guys in the white clothes outside. When they're distracted by Tit, you three will sneak inside while being camouflaged by her Kecleon. You'll bust open Gold's room and sneak him out the same way you came in. Any questions?"
"What if this doesn't work?" Silver Jr. asked.
"Then we'll have to come up with a new plan. Anymore questions?"
"Do you guys know we were here the whole time?" Two men in white clothes were listening in on their plan.
"Oh shit!" The group ran as far as they could from the place. "Now we have to come up with a new plan!"
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I know I said I'd have this up yesterday but I've been busy with personal matters. Welcome back Bigfoot but I don't understand your question. Do you mean the Naruto section of the site and if so, no I haven't.