Chapter 50
Gold
Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 45
Poliwrath-Hell Frog LV: 35
Slowking-Lazy LV: 70
Hiro
Feraligatr-Highfang LV: 32
Skarmory-Armor LV: 30
Muk-Stench LV: 38
Victreebel-Victor LV: 30
Magmar-Inferno LV: 30
Rhydon (Insert nickname) LV: 42
Crystal
Meganium (Blue) LV: 40
Blissey LV: 35
Sudowoodo LV: 40
Jynx LV: 30
Dragonair LV: 32
Copper
Fears-Fearow LV: 32
Quagsire-Whoopi LV: 31
Arcanine-Flares LV: 30
Machamp-Champion LV: 37
Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 35
Red Gyarados LV: 50
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Hiro and Tit were standing on the brick wall that divided the asylum away from the outside world. They were looking at Gold through binoculars. Gold was sitting under a tree sobbing quietly to himself.
"Aww, man! He's crying! We've gotta do something before he becomes completely gay!" Hiro said throwing the binoculars away.
"Since when does crying make you gay?"
"It's just not something guys do, Tit."
"And why not? Guys should open up to their feelings more. Girls like that sort of thing."
"Guys shouldn't open their feelings and that's final."
"Why?"
"Because that's gay!"
"I'll have you know that gay people live a perfectly healthy lifestyle."
"Tit, they go around screwing each other in the butt. That's not natural!"
"I let you screw me in the butt so why can't-." Hiro slapped a hand over her mouth.
"There are children present," Hiro pointed to the bottom of the wall where the clones were arm wrestling. "And we're getting off topic again. How're we gonna get Gold out of here?"
"We could start a fire," Tit suggested.
"How will that help?"
"If a fire starts then they have to move all the crazy people out onto the sidewalk on the other side of the street, right? That's when we grab Gold and take off on a flying pokemon!"
"Brilliant!" Hiro kissed her cheek and pulled out a pokeball.
"What're you doing?"
"I'm gonna make Inferno burn this place away." Tit smacked him across the face.
"IDIOT! Pokemon roar when they come out. We have to be inconspicuous!"
"How is standing on their wall help us be inconspicuous?"
"How do we be in-promiscuous?" Gold Jr. asked lifting himself and Silver Jr. onto the wall.
"Easy. You take a Playdude and pull on your weener," Hiro said. Tit punched him in the arm.
"Um... Gold, the word is inconspicuous," Tit explained.
"That's what I said. In-promiscuous."
"Damn it Tit! We're getting off topic again! Let's get this over with already!" Hiro yelled. Tit whispered into Gold and Silver's ears and nodded to them. The boys yanked both of Hiro's tails. Hiro belched out a jet of flames which sent the wall nearest to them on fire. Smoke bellowed from his mouth and he beat his chest and coughed.
"Ugh... heartburn... How'd you know about that?" Tit pulled out a book.
"I stole the Big Book of Obscure Curses from Silver just before he and Crystal left us. He won't miss it, we need it more then he does anyway. EVERYBODY DOWN!" All four of them leaped off of their wall. Tit and Hiro gave a pokeball each to Gold's dad. He ran down the block with them in his hand. The crazy people filed outside, lead by another guy in a white coat. Hiro saw Gold and rushed towards him. The others followed after him. He grabbed by his collar and dragged him to the other end of the block where Walter was waiting.
Gold's dad released Armor from its pokeball. Gold and Hiro climbed onto it and flew ahead of the others. Everyone else had climbed onto Tit's Salamence and Walter's Charizard.
"WE DID IT!" Hiro rejoiced. "How does freedom feel Gold?"
"Like my life: wasted," Gold answered back sadly.
"Do you mean the good wasted like 'Dude, like I'm so totally wasted' or the bad kind?"
"The bad kind."
"Oh. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" Gold was standing on Armor's wing, ready to jump off.
"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm gonna kill myself!"
"Why? So what if your girlfriend left you for a guy with a bigger penis? There's so much to live for!"
"There's nothing here for me..." Gold said just before he jumped off. A Dragonite came by and caught him in its arms.
"What do you know? I caught my idiot," an unknown voice said. Gold looked up to see Crystal sitting on Dragonite's head staring back at him. Gold punched Dragonite in the face to force it to drop him. He plummeted into a dense forest and crash landed into a tree.
"DADDY!" The clones shrieked. They began to cry but Gold wasn't dead yet. He had grabbed onto a Pidgeot's tail feathers and was coming back to ram into Crystal.
"WING ATTA- HOLY SHIT!" Pidgeot had climbed upwards instead of hitting Crystal. The only thing it wanted to do was to force Gold off of it. "ATTACK HER YOU STUPID BIRD!"
"Gold stop it!" Crystal ordered. "I figured that you wouldn't want to see me again... At least let me explain why I'm here."
FLASHBACK...
"Uh... why are you following me?" Silver asked as they were leaving Vermillion.
"We're together now, remember?"
"Who told you that nonsense?"
"YOU DID! At the hospital, just before Gold showed up (back from the dead) and started beating people up."
"Oh... That was a lie."
"WHAT!"
"I'm a man of ambition Crystal. And it just so happened that I felt like getting laid. So I formed a plan to do so and now... I don't need you anymore." Crystal punched him in the stomach.
"I am not some tool to be used and thrown aside! Now I'm two things. Reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaalyyyyyy pissed and an idiot. An idiot, to believe that you had changed. You're still the same jackass as before!"
"And proud of it!" He had his Gengar blast Crystal away with a Psychic. "I've got to get back to the hideout, those idiots Bruno and Brock are probably screwing around without me around."
"You're with H.U.M.P.M.E.B.I.T.C.H too? That does it! I'm bringing you down right here and right now! Go Dragonair!" Dragonair glowed white and evolved into Dragonite for no reason. "Why does that always happen?" Crystal forgot Silver and started inspecting Dragonite. While she was doing that, Silver escaped on Crobat.
"THIS ISN'T OVER SILVER! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!"
END FLASHBACK...
"Haha! You're a tool! You're a fool! You really suck! You got fucked! And-," Gold mocked in the same sing-song voice Copper used back in Goldenrod.
"HYPER BEAM!" Crystal ordered Dragonite.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Gold screamed.
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I know this is a weird place to end the chapter at but my Mom's coming soon and I'm not allowed to use the computer until I go to college (4 more years). Thus explaining my lateness.