Chapter 55
Gold
Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 45
Poliwrath-Hell Frog LV: 35
Slowking-Lazy LV: 70
Pidgeot-Whirlwind: 36
Ninetales- Hiro??? LV: 100
Hiro
Feraligatr-Highfang LV: 32
Skarmory-Armor LV: 30
Muk-Stench LV: 38
Victreebel-Victor LV: 30
Magmar-Inferno LV: 30
Rhydon (Insert nickname) LV: 42
Crystal
Meganium (Blue) LV: 40
Blissey LV: 35
Sudowoodo LV: 40
Jynx LV: 30
Dragonair LV: 32
Copper
Fears-Fearow LV: 32
Quagsire-Whoopi LV: 31
Arcanine-Flares LV: 30
Machamp-Champion LV: 37
Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 35
Red Gyarados LV: 50
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Copper and Platinum stood in front of the mouth of a cave they had found. They were playing rock, paper, scissors to determine who would go in first. Copper chose rock while Plat chose scissors. He replaced his expression of fear into complete confidence.
"Weren't you scared to death three seconds ago?" Copper asked scratching his head.
"I was. But I realized that I've done scarier things then this before."
"Like what?"
"I've been trampled by Stantlers, kidnapped by P.O.O.T goons and I've been changing diapers for bastard brothers and sisters for the past seven years."
"But you're only eight. How is that possible?"
"I don't get it either." Platinum's face turned into a scowl and he trudged into the cave.
"Who put sand in your vagina?" Copper remarked.
"If you're asking why I'm pissed it's because I hate all twelve of my siblings including Karen who has no real blood ties to me. Why should they get to be with actual families when I'm stuck with a slut that cares more about Gold then me? FUCK!" He kicked at the carcass of a dead Zubat. The Zubat hit a tall shadowy figure farther into the cave. The being wheeled around to see what hit him. He then started complaining to his partner.
"Yo, why the fuck do these God damn Zubats keep smackin' into us for? I'm getting tired of these blind ass bitches!"
"Take it easy Brock; it's just a Zubat..."
"BRUNO! BROCK! GET YOUR BLACK ASSES IN HERE!" Silver's voice came from deeper into the cavern.
"We're comin' ya racist!" Brock called back. Copper and Platinum followed them. Bruno and Brock led them into a simple room at the end of the tunnel. The room had nothing in it but a couch and a TV with a Gaystation2 plugged in. Silver and a guy that looked like Gold were staring at a computer screen at the far end of the room deep within their own thoughts. Copper and Plat hid behind a nearby rock and each pulled out a pokeball. Just in case.
"What d'you need us for white bread?" Bruno asked. Silver ignored the obvious racial joke.
"Red's finally gonna tell us what the plan is."
"Finally! I was beginning to think that this story didn't have a plot anymore..." Bruno said. Red rotated in his seat to face all three of them.
"Before we start I wanna y'all three things. Okay?" The others all nodded. Bruno and Brock stared at each other inquisitively and Silver was emotionless.
"Okay. First, who writes this story?"
"RTJ." They said simultaneously.
"Who controls everything that happens to us?"
"RTJ." They said at the same time again.
"Who has the power of a god?"
"RTJ..." They droned again. Silver shook his head angrily and clenched his fist.
"What does RTJ have to do with anything?"
"Everything!" Silver got taken aback by the sudden outburst and stepped backwards. "I figured out that RTJ gets his power from just a simple keyboard. With that keyboard he created this fanfiction thusly he made our entire world (Disclaimer: except for all the pokemon, lands and themes) with the power of his words. If we can get the keyboard off of him then we can control the world!"
Bruno and Brock were awestruck by this new revelation but Silver looked at Red disbelievingly.
"That's it? That's your stupid plan? Swiping a stupid keyboard from God? This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard and I know stupid! I've talked to your brother!"
"GOLD IS NOT MY BROTHER!" Red shouted so loud that small rocks fell from the ceiling. Platinum punched at the cave wall.
"Fuck! Now I have thirteen siblings!" Copper put his hand over Plat's mouth and kept listening.
"Now... all we need to do is send ourselves via an E-mail to RTJ," Red declared. The others gave him a look of "WHAT THE FUCK?" "Cut it out! We're practically made of data so all we have to do is type our names onto an E-mail and send it to RTJ. Then the four of us will be instantly sent to RTJ with the ultimate power of the internet!" The others typed their names onto the E-mail. Red clicked the send button. Suddenly all four of them were sent head first into the computer screen. Copper and Plat grabbed onto Brock and Bruno's feet just before they were completely through the computer. All six of them were being sent to me at the same time.
MEANWHILE...
My girlfriend Melissa was finally giving me the lap dance I so rightfully deserved.
"Who's your daddy?"
"You're my daddy, baby..." She was about to take off her shirt when a voice from my computer said "You've got evil."
"Oh snap..." I said getting up from my seat to go to the computer.
"What's going on?" Melissa asked. "What does it mean 'You've got evil'?"
"Evil entities from my fanfiction are coming to steal my keyboard which is making their God (me) lose all of its power over them." Melissa looked at me disbelievingly until Red poked his head out from my computer screen. And just like any other sensible person would, she ran away screaming.
"AWW FUCK! I WAS FINALLY GONNA TAP THAT HOT ASS!"