Chapter 56
Gold
Typhlosion-Pyro LV: 45
Poliwrath-Hell Frog LV: 35
Slowking-Lazy LV: 70
Pidgeot-Whirlwind: 36
Ninetales- Hiro??? LV: 100
Hiro
Feraligatr-Highfang LV: 32
Skarmory-Armor LV: 30
Muk-Stench LV: 38
Victreebel-Victor LV: 30
Magmar-Inferno LV: 30
Rhydon (Insert nickname) LV: 42
Crystal
Meganium (Blue) LV: 40
Blissey LV: 35
Sudowoodo LV: 40
Jynx LV: 30
Dragonair LV: 32
Copper
Fears-Fearow LV: 32
Quagsire-Whoopi LV: 31
Arcanine-Flares LV: 30
Machamp-Champion LV: 37
Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 35
Red Gyarados LV: 50
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H.U.M.P.M.E.B.I.T.C.H had climbed their way out of my computer and had me completely surrounded. Copper and Platinum stood in their way with their arms spread out to protect me.
"If you know what's good for you you'll give us your keyboard!" Red warned.
"HA! God will never give up something that important!" Copper said back. He and Plat were about to release their pokemon but Bruno and Brock tackled them to the ground before they got the chance. I sighed and stared Red right in the eyes.
"I guess I don't have a choice in this matter... Fine. Take it!" Silver disconnected the keyboard from the computer and jumped headfirst into the computer and disappeared. Bruno and Brock followed suit while Red hung back.
"You know... you shouldn't have made me evil..." he sneered at me. He then followed the others back to their world. Copper and Plat tried going after them but the screen had turned solid again.
"OH NO! WE'RE STUCK HERE!"
"THE WORLD IS GONNA END!" They started to run around in circles around me.
"GUYS STOP! Even if your world's destroyed, you can both stay here with me."
"Are you nuts?" Plat asked. "You have no pokemon in this world. And other then that you have Michael Jackson, George Bush and Osama Bin Laden running around!"
"How is that any different from Red and Gold trying to blow up the planet? And don't make Michael Jackson jokes. He's my idol!"
"You want to be a racially deficient pedophile too?"
"NO! He never touched anybody and he's not racially deficient, he had vitili-."
"Vitiligo. I get it. But doesn't it bother you that a little boy could identify his penis with extremely precise accuracy?"
"Hell no! Just because he knows what it looks like doesn't mean MJ did stuff with it and-."
"SHUT UP!" Copper shouted over me and Platinum. "What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Our world is about to end and you're arguing about Michael Jackson's innocence? ACT LIKE YOU HAVE SOME GOD DAMN SENSE YOU RETARDED COCK CRUNCHERS!"
"Cock crunchers? That's a new one; I gotta write that one down..." Platinum took out a notepad and pencil and started copying down what Copper said.
"Geez. You didn't have to yell," I said massaging my now shattered ear drum. "Relax dude. I've got this whole situation covered."
"How?"
"Those idiots forgot that most computers have on-screen keyboards. Your world is getting deleted when I say so! Or when people stop reviewing. I like reviews..."
"Alright! Now it's my turn to save the world!" Copper said with newly found triumph.
"Okay. Now all we have to do is-." I was interrupted by my mother bursting into the room.
"PATRICK! You're not supposed to be using the computer or bring midgets in the house!"
"Oh snap! Not now Mom! An entire world in its entirety hinges on me staying at the computer!" I pleaded.
"DON'T GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT! YOU'RE JUST GONNA WATCH INTERNET PORN AGAIN! (That's the reason why I can't use the computer... I don't know if you noticed but I'm a horny bastard...)"
"Mom, I swear I'm not looking at por-." Before I could finish my Mom dragged me upstairs by the ear.
"We're doomed..." Plat sighed.
"Oh well. At least there's porn..."
CRYSTAL LEAVES
"Give it to me straight doc. Am I pregnant?" Crystal asked the doctor who was now looking at a sample of her blood under a microscope. Tit had refused to take Crystal's little monsters so Gold and Silver were forced to come with Crystal. To insure that they don't destroy something Crystal tied them to chairs. The doctor turned to face Crystal.
"Congratulations! You've just won twenty-two years of providence for another human being!"
"Damn it! I can barely take care of those little pinheads over there! How do you expect me to take care of a third idiot!?" Both she and the doctor looked over at the clones' direction.
"Who would in a fight between a Tyranitar and a Dragonite?" Silver asked Gold while flipping through pages in Crystal's pokedex.
"Neither because a Metagross would come out of nowhere and beat the shit out of them."
"What the hell's a Metagross?" Silver pressed a couple of buttons too many and the pokedex blew up in his hands. "HOLY CRAP! DON'T HIT ME!" He yelled seeing the face on his mother's (sort of) face. Instead of beating the crap out of him she just sighed and picked up the broken pieces of what once was a pokedex.
"I guess this means my journey's over..."
"Wait. You can't keep traveling without a pokedex?" Gold asked.
"No, no. I can still travel without it but with the baby coming and everything... GOD DAMN YOU GOLD! THIS IS ALL YOU AND YOUR PENIS' FAULT!" she shouted at the top of her lungs.
"What the hell did I do?"
"Not you baby, your father."
"Oh." So the three of them went back to the pokemon center where Gold and his father had just returned from the Hall of Misfit Inventions. Gold and Tit were both staring somberly at a Masterball in between them. Mr. Ryu was trying to explain something to Tit but she wasn't completely listening.
"- I tried curing the curse Hiro had over a dozen times already. But everything I did just made him stronger, bigger and more beast like. I'm so sorry Tit; I should have stopped experimenting on him while I had the chance..." Tit didn't respond. She just kept on staring at the ball containing Hiro in it.
"What are you guys talking about? Where's Hiro?" Crystal questioned.
"He's in there," Gold said pointing at the ball. "Dr. Kevorkian here turned him into a full-fledged Ninetales and I accidentally caught him." Tit swiped the ball from the table. She got up from the table and started gathering up her things. She was preparing to leave. "Wait, where are you going?"
"I'm going back home to Hoenn. The only reason I was staying with you guys was because of Hiro. Now that he's gone I have no reason to stay here. This is the end of the line..."
"But Hiro's our friend! At least let my dad fix him!"
"Your dad and Michael Jackson are the whole reason he's like this in the first place! Trust me Gold; it's better this way... I'll see you guys around..." And with that she and Hiro were gone from their lives.
"Shit. All of our characters are disappearing! Can things get any worse?"
"Uh...they can... Um Gold I'm... pregnant..." Crystal stuttered.
"WHAT!? PREGNANT? HELL NO! IS IT MINE- NO! THIS BETTER BE SILVER'S BABY!"
"It's yours..."
"DAMN! THAT DOES IT! I QUIT!" Gold pulled out the script for the rest of the story and ripped it to shreds.
"What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm doing exactly what I said! This storyline sucks! Tell RTJ I quit the fucking story!"
"You can't leave in the middle of a chapter!"
"I can and I am! PEACE OUT BITCH!" He was just about to leave the pokemon center but H.U.M.P.M.E.B.I.T.C.H appeared out of nowhere and blocked his path. "Oh what now?"
"WELCOME OBLIVION!" Red typed those words on my keyboard and they appeared in front of him out of thin air.
"What the fuck-?"
"The entire world of Golden Flames was deleted from existence save for Red, Gold and their father." Red typed all that on the keyboard. Silver, Bruno and Brock jumped back in horror.
"But Boss, what's gonna happen to the three of us?" Brock asked.
"I could care less about you goons..." And with that the whole world started to fade. All the color, the people, the pokemon, the scenery, all of it began to fade into nothing.
"CRYSTAL!" Gold shrieked as she and the clones disappeared from the world. Nothing was left. Only the whiteness of this page was left. "RED! I'LL MAKE YOU SUFFER!"
"Go ahead and try! I've suffered worse pains then you could ever imagine!"
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All I can say is DAMN! The whole world is gone and the gang is split up for good! If you don't review I'll kick your ass! Until next time my friends!"