Chapter 62

Gold

Cyndaquil-Pyro LV: 100

Poliwrath-Hell Frog LV: 35

Slowking-Lazy LV: 70

Pidgeot-Whirlwind: 36

Donphan-Trunks LV: 40

Snorlax-Lummox LV: 41

Ampharos-Sparks LV: 39

Sunflora-Sprout LV: 39

Alakazam-Kazam LV: 47

Hiro

Feraligatr-Highfang LV: 32

Skarmory-Armor LV: 30

Muk-Stench LV: 38

Victreebel-Victor LV: 30

Magmar-Inferno LV: 30

Rhydon (Insert nickname) LV: 42

Crystal

Meganium (Blue) LV: 40

Blissey LV: 35

Sudowoodo LV: 40

Jynx LV: 30

Dragonair LV: 32

Copper

Fears-Fearow LV: 32

Quagsire-Whoopi LV: 31

Arcanine-Flares LV: 30

Machamp-Champion LV: 37

Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 35

Red Gyarados LV: 50

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"Silver's patented escape technique!" Silver shouted. He pulled out a can of pepper spray. Just before Gold punched him he sprayed into Gold's face.

"MY EYES! THEY BURN!" Gold collapsed on the floor. Silver pushed past Copper and escaped once again. Copper ignored his friend in pain and marched up to Blue.

"I challenge you to a-."

"A match. I know already. But before we start we need to move your friend over there." Gold was now flailing around spasmodically.

"SOMEONE HELP ME! I THINK I'M HAVING A SEIZURE!"

"Uh... is he gonna be alright?"

"He's fine. He's just having an orgasm. MOVE IT BITCH!" Copper commanded. Copper moved Gold into a corner and released his first pokemon which happened to be a Gengar he caught alongside Platinum.

"Go Julio Alexander Christopher Kyle Atticus Sasuke Samantha the fifth! Otherwise known as J.A.C.K.A.S.S!"

"When the hell did you get a Gengar?" Gold asked as he heard the pokemon say its name.

"When I got it, last month. Where I got it, not important. How I got it, hilarious yet fragile on my childhood psyche. ROLL THE CLIP!"

FLASHBACK

Copper had just finished Blaine's Arcanine with a Hydro Pump attack. Blaine tossed the badge over at Copper and then pulled out a random shotgun.

"Uh... what are you gonna do with- OH MY GOD! WHOOPI!" Blaine had just shot Whoopi right between the eyes.

"I HATE WATER POKEMON!"

"THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A GYM LEADER! OH MY FRIGGIN JESUS! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FIRE LOVING BASTARD!? WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU KILLED MY QUAGSIRE!"

END FLASHBACK

"Why are your stories so dreadful?" Gold asked. He had finally got his sight back and was now working on a resume for him to use when they got back to Johto.

"I blame my upbringing... HOLY CRAP! DODGE!" Blue took the time while Copper was talking to Gold to release his Pidgeot. For some reason it disappeared and then reappeared behind Jackass and gave it a powerful peck to the back. "What attack was that attack Gold?" Gold shrugged and continued writing. Blue laughed at his confusion.

"That was an Aerial Ace you dunce!"

"That's no fair! I don't know anything about attacks from Hoenn!"

"Well that's too bad for you then! Aerial Ace!" Pidgeot kept disappearing and then reappearing so there was no way for Jackass to attack or defend.

"Jackass send a Thunderbolt in every direction!" Copper commanded.

"Use drill peck to dodge it!" Pidgeot drilled itself into the ground and the bolts of lightning completely missed. It then drilled itself out from underground with another drill peck. It rammed its beak up Jackass' butt and knocked it unconscious.

20 MINUTES LATER

Blue had continued his pattern of Aerial Ace and Drill peck. He had taken down everyone on Copper's team except for Fears who was having a limited time at dodging Aerial Ace. Pidgeot combined Double Team with Aerial Ace. Fears didn't see it coming until was too late...

"GOD DAMN IT!" Copper shouted as he and Gold left the gym.

"Don't sweat it my little sidekick of a friend. I have good news and bad news."

"What's the bad news?"

"The bad news is that you lost to a Pidgeot (which isn't a very good pokemon now that I think of it) and I'm just rubbing salt in your wounds," Gold said really fast. Copper began crying in a mix of anger and sadness. "Whoah! Don't forget that's a good side. The good news is that... I finished my resume!" He pressed it against Copper's face so he was forced to read it.

Name: Gold Bartholomew (Bart) Ryu

Alias: Golden Boy, Golden Showers, Jim Jones (BALLIN!)

Sex: Super sexy male

Age: 15

Birthday: June fourteenth

Education: Eighth grade education from New Bark Town Middle School

Former Occupation (s): McDunsparce cashier, gangsta rapper your mama, idiot, fart knocker, WNBA All Star, Santa Claus, Sex Monkey, Man whore, idiot, Vyse Legend's Daddy

Titles: Champion of Johto, savior of the world three times over, vagina penetrator

Hobbies: Porn, frequent masturbation, porn, pokemon battling, porn, watching Crystal masturbate, porn, sniffing paint, porn, adventuring, porn, battling, EATING NACHOS!... and porn...

Desired job: Gym Leader, gangsta rapper, king of the world, director of porn videos

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Extremely short, I know. I'm not gonna have as much free time as I've had these few weeks so don't expect anything until next week. SORRY!