Chapter 63
Gold
Cyndaquil-Pyro LV: 100
Poliwrath-Hell Frog LV: 35
Slowking-Lazy LV: 70
Pidgeot-Whirlwind: 36
Donphan-Trunks LV: 40
Snorlax-Lummox LV: 41
Ampharos-Sparks LV: 39
Sunflora-Sprout LV: 39
Alakazam-Kazam LV: 47
Hiro
Feraligatr-Highfang LV: 32
Skarmory-Armor LV: 30
Muk-Stench LV: 38
Victreebel-Victor LV: 30
Magmar-Inferno LV: 30
Rhydon (Insert nickname) LV: 42
Crystal
Meganium (Blue) LV: 40
Blissey LV: 35
Sudowoodo LV: 40
Jynx LV: 30
Dragonair LV: 32
Copper
Fears-Fearow LV: 32
Quagsire-Whoopi LV: 31
Arcanine-Flares LV: 30
Machamp-Champion LV: 37
Heracross-Big Pickle LV: 35
Red Gyarados LV: 50
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"Dude, I can't believe the fic is ending soon," Gold said. They were traveling towards Pallet Town to get their heads together. They were doomed from the start...
"WHAT!? The fic is ending?"
"Yep. RTJ brought us together yesterday and told us all about it. You were there."
"Then how come I can't remember?"
"Oh yeah. You were high during the entire meeting. So anyways, RTJ says that the next chapter or the one after it are gonna be extremely long and that'll be it for us."
"ONE CHAPTER!? THIS CAN'T BE! I CAN'T LOSE THIS JOB! I'VE GOT KIDS TO FEED AND-." Gold pimp slapped Copper across the face to make him shut up.
"If you shut up for three seconds I can tell you everything else RTJ said. Yep, he said something about Golden Flames 2..."
"Really? More adventures? YAY!"
"Hold on! There's a Golden Flames 2 but apparently it'll be thirteen years into the future and all of us won't be as important anymore..."
"AH DAMN IT! Wait. If it's not about us then who'll be the main characters?"
"I can't say. We're already spoiling the plot enough as it is. PALLET TOWN OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!" Surely enough they had reached the quiet village of Pallet. "Hey wait a minute. How can they call it a town if there's only three buildings?" The only buildings standing were Red and Blue's houses and Prof. Oak's lab. A bunch of homeless people were standing around doing nothing. Basically it looked exactly like it does in the games (minus the blocky graphics and lack of color).
"This place sucks..." The two of them walked down the only path in town to Prof. Oak's lab. They barged in without knocking (again). The professor was no where to be found. Blue's sister Daisy was working on what looked like a robotic Pidgeot.
"Hey Copper, isn't that the Pidgeot that whooped your ass yesterday?"
"SHUT UP!" Copper's yell caused Daisy to drop her gadgets. She jumped up and pulled a gun out on them.
"I TOLD YOU THAT I'D HAVE THE RENT TOMORROW OLD MAN!"
"WHOAH! Bitch if you don't put the gun down I swear I'll take out the tampon gun!" Gold warned her. She rubbed her eyes to get a better look at the two. After realizing that they weren't the 'old man' she put the gun down.
"Sorry about that," she said turning back to Robo Pidgeot. "I've been working all night on this thing and I'm going a little drowsy..."
"What's that thing for?"
"My little brother Blue."
"THAT SON OF A BITCH CHEATED!"
"No, no! Let me explain things. You see, my brother bet all of his pokemon in a poker game to this kid named Red. Since training takes years to do, he has me build robot pokemon instead. But the problem is that these things are to strong. No one is able to defeat him..."
"Now how am I supposed to get the badge?"
"I could give it to you instead but it only means that you're a lazy bastard that can't overcome adversity."
"I don't care! GIMME!" Daisy pulled an Earth badge out of her pocket. She flipped it like a coin at Copper which he gladly caught in one hand. Gold let out a sigh.
"What happened to the lengthy pokemon battle scenes we've come to know and love? Copper, you haven't really earned these last two badges, people just have been handing them to you."
"I don't give a damn! I worked my ass off for the other six badges so why should I care about these two? Now let's get to the Indigo Plateau so we can-." He was interrupted by Daisy's laughter.
"Some idiot blew up the Indigo Plateau last year." Copper gave Gold an enraged glare. Gold just shrugged at him. By then Prof. Oak had just come in through the back door.
"Did I just hear you correctly young man? You got all eight badges?"
"Yep. But their worthless if I can't be champion..."
"There's still a way. The Pokemon Association decided that whoever climbs to the top of Mt. Silver is the new champion of Kanto."
"That's a dumb rule... but easy! C'mon Gold, we've got climbing to do!" He sprinted towards the door Gold left his foot out and Copper tripped over it.
"Hang on! I've got to ask the professor something. You see, dude I've got this Cyndaquil..." Gold explained how Red turned Pyro into a runt again. The Prof. took Pyro and was examining it with some strange machine.
"Hmm... it seems that the keyboard's exact key words are important here. Pyro's been turned into the world's strongest Cyndaquil. Your Pyro is at level 100, making it resistant to evolution. But perhaps it's better this way..."
"Why?"
"The keyboard made it the strongest of its breed. So if it found a way to evolve then the keyboard's magic will wear off and actually make it weaker because it's not a Cyndaquil." He took the wires off of Pyro and gave him back to Gold.
"Ain't that a bitch... Sorry Pyro. No long and supple penis…"
STORY CHANGE: Golden Flames and Silver Ice Jr.
Silver Jr. had gotten seasick and was now puking his lunch over the side of the S.S. Aqua. Everyone had decided to return back to Johto despite Gold and Copper's absence. Crystal wasn't worried however. No matter where Gold goes, she will find him and then destroy him.
"Hey Silver, we're not really Mommy and Daddy's kids are we?"
"No, we're not. But why should that matter? They love us anyway. So that kinda makes us adopted. Why do you ask?"
"Because Mommy's new baby is their real child. What if that makes him/her more special then us?" Silver climbed down from the railing and confronted his brother.
"Well... if the new kid thinks they can take Mommy and Daddy's love from us then we'll fight for what we want. Even if it takes an eternity. We'll make their lives a living nightmare!" A bit of foreshadowing between these two. You'll see in Golden Flames 2. I know I said next week but I managed to get it up today. Go Figure?