Author's Note: I am really sorry for not updating this sooner. I have been so amazingly busy these past few weeks, but it's going to settle down soon. Thank you Baffled Seraph for giving me the idea of Captian Hook. I did consider putting in Javert, but he doesn't really meet the 'villan' standers, plus he'd probable arrest you for hugging him.

Phantom Goes to a VHJNH Meeting Part Two

Galadriel looks at her clip board.

"Mr. Vader, we'll start with you fir-"

CRASH!

A man has come bursting through the door!

I wonder who he is!

He is wereing a bright red velvet coat,

And his hat is large and has a BBBIIIIIIGGGGG feather on it.

He also has a sword.

It is very shiney.

Ooooooo... shiney.

Galadriel looks at him.

"I presume you are Captian James Hook?"

she says.

"Aye."

He's a pirate!

"Please sit down."

Captian Hook sits down.

His hook is shiney.

Oooooo, shiney.

Galadriel shuffles her papers again.

"Well, why don't we all introduce ourselves?"

she says, "State your name, occupation, and

anything you wish to share with the group."

she pauses, "Mr. Vader, you first."

Vader begins, in a very low voice.

"My name is Darth Vader, and I am a Sith lord.

My birth name is Anakin Skywalker, but that man has been dead

for a long time. The planet I come from has lots of sand. I hate sand.

It's itchy, and it always gets everywere, especially in those really sensative areas,

like down your shirt and in your-"

"Ok... enough information there."

Galadriel says, grimacing slightly.

"Mr. Trevelyan, how about you go next."

"Very well." says the scarred man.

"My name is Alec Trevelyan. I was a MI6 agent, before I 'died'

But now I serve as a James Bond villan. My parents are dead, my father killed himself,

and my mother. They were Russian cossacks. I loath James Bond,

Thought he used to be my best friend."

Alec paused dramatically,

"He gave me these scars."

"Awww, isn't that sad. Have a piece of chocolate a piece of chocolate."

Galadriel says, handing him a hershy kiss.

The wrapper is shiney.

(me: you know whats coming)

Ooooo, shiney.

Alec takes it and puts it in his mouth,

"Tank oo."

He says.

"Hey! You didn't give me any chocolate."

Darth Vader says.

He sounds mad!

Oh no!

"Shut it Darthy, you can't eat through that mask. You're almost as whiney as

your son." Galadriel says.

Vader crosses his arms, and leans back, sulking.

"Miss Minchen, you next."