Author's Note: Ok... by vote of me and my friends, Javert is not a villan, no neither is Jean Valjean. Ok, about Miss Minchen's name, not I don't know what her real name is, I have never read 'A Little Princess' I was just in the play (as Miss Minchen in fact). So we were trying to figure out her name, and one of the other actors suggested 'Agatha' so her name in this is 'Agatha Minchen'. OK we clear? Good.Next thing, I'm basing the character of Elphaba off of the one in Wizard of Oz, not Wicked, but the back ground I'm getting from Wicked (the book, I haven't seen the musical yet). Ok, on with the story

Phantom Goes to a VWJNH Meeting Part Three

Miss Minchen is next.

She scares Phantom.

Poor Phantom!

Yes, she is a scary woman.

Miss Minchen begins.

"MY DADDY DIDN'T LOVE ME!"

Miss Minchen starts to cry and puts her head on the desk.

Poor Miss Minchen!

"Why don't you introduce yourself."

Galadriel says.

"My name is Agatha Minchen. MY DADDY DIDN'T LOVE ME!"

She puts her head back on the desk.

"Ok... this is a bit better"

Galadreil says.

"Now, what do you do for a living."

"I..sniffle am the head mistress of a young ladies boarding school."

"Ok, I think that's as far as we're going to get with her... she's having a breakdown. Do you want some chocolate honey?"

Galadriel says.

Miss Minchen takes the chocolate.

The wrapper is shiney.

(me: all together now!)

Oooooh shiney.

Now Mr.-

CRASH!

The window breaks and a green woman on a broomstick falls through.

"Am I late?"

She asks.

"I take it you are Elphaba, aka 'The Wicked Witch of the West'? And yes you are late."

Galadriel says.

"Yes I am."

The green lady replies.

"Well how about you go next. State your name, occupation, and tell us something about yourself."

"Fine."

Elphaba begins

"Ok, you already said my name, but you can call me Elfie of you'd like. my occupation is: Witch. I also torment the people of Oz. But that's only because they treat the Animals badly of course. And they killed my sister, and my lover, and my teacher."

"Ok then. Have a chocolate."

Galadriel hands her a chocolate.

(me: ok... I'm not going to bother this time, you know it already.)

"Phantom, how about you go next."