Author's Note: I'M BACK! Sorry about taking so long... I could just say I had a writer's block, but in truth, I was just being lazy. I apologize my loves, can you ever forgive me? Well... I just watched the movie so now I have new inspiration. YAY INSPIRATION! Also, I know people generally don't get drunk in kids books, that is why this is rated PG-13.
PHANTOM GOES TO A VWJNH MEETING PART... AH TO HELL WITH WHAT PART IT IS! (aka, everyone gets drunk)
Galadriel has lost it.
Poor Galadriel!
Phantom decides to give her a hug!
Yay Phantom!
Galadriel still bangs her head on the desk.
Her hair is shiney...
Ooh... shiney.
Magically, beer has appeared!
Everyone starts to drink the beer.
Phantom is drunk!
Yay Phantom!
They start to sing 'The Drunken Sailor'
It is off key.
Phantom gets mad.
"YOU'RE ALL OFF KEY!"
He screams.
Poor Phantom!
He hates it when people sing off key.
It reminds him of Carlotta.
Carlotta reminds him of Christine.
Now Phantom is sad.
Poor Phantom!
Phantom begins to cry.
They all drown their sorrows in beer.
Yay beer!
Phantom is really drunk!
Phantom passes out!