Author's Note: I'M BACK! I have been suffering from a mixture of too much camp and theatre rehersals and severe writer's block. BUT NO MORE! Ok then...
Disclaimer: No, I do not own Phantom of the Opera, if I did, I would either be dead, or an old British Guy who writes awsome musicals (a talent I lack)
PHANTOM GETS A HANGOVER & EATS PIE
Phantom wakes up.
He is magically back in his home.
YAY!
But Phantom has a headache!
Poor Phantom!
Phantom wants an asprin,
but he can't find one!
Oh no!
Poor Phantom!
Phantom is hungry.
So Phantom looks in the refrigerator.
What's in the refrigerator?
Moldy cheese!
The cheese is green!
Phantom smells it,
Phantom passes out!
YAY PHANTOM!
Phantom wakes up (again).
Now he has an even worse headache!
Poor Phantom!
What else is in the refrigerator?
PIE!
Phantom likes pie.
Pie is yummy.
YAY!
It is apple pie.
YAY!
Phantom eats the apple pie with a fork.
The fork is shiney...
OOOH SHINEY!
Now Phantom is happy!
YAY PHANTOM!