Author's Note: I'M UPDATING! WHOO! Isn't it just dandy? I'm working on the next chapter too, which will be 'phantom is mobbed by members of PETA' in honor of my becoming vegan.
Ok, this chapter is for my friend Isabelle, a rabid fangirl.
Don't kill me, please.
PHANTOM IS ATTACKED BY RABID FANGIRLS
Phantom is full after eating pie.
Phantom decides to go for a walk.
Outside, it is snowing.
The snow reminds him of the roof of the Opera House were he saw Christene and Raoul.
It makes him sad.
Poor Phantom!
The snow also makes Phantom cold.
Poor Phantom!
But Phantom notices something...
what could if be?
A group of girls is following him.
The girls scare Phantom.
Oh no!
Phantom turns down a dark alley.
But they still follow him.
Phantom now realized that the girls are no ordanary girls
(organ playing: duh duh duh!)
They're FANGIRLS! (ghasp, horrors, and shock!)
Phantom starts to run!
But the fangirls follow!
Oh no!
The alley is a dead end!
What will Phantom do?
Phantom is cornered, and surrounded by fangirls.
"Like, oh my god, can I, like, give you a hug?" Fangirl #1 asks.
She scares Phantom.
He doesn't answer.
The Fangirls are closing in on him.
Phantom wants to run away, but he can't.
The Fangirls all start hugging him!
Oh no!
Now Phantom will be tainted with Fangirl-ness.
NOOOOO!
Phantom sees a drain!
He jumps down the drain, away from the fangirls.
Phantom had escaped!
YAY!