Author's Note: I haven't updated sense Halloween, I know. I deserve to be tarred and feathered and whatnot…. I give you permission to hunt me down and murder me till I'm dead, but keep in mind, if you do that, I'll never write another chapter (double edged sword isn't it my loves?). Ok… on with the chapter.
PHANTOM IS CONFUSED BE THE PETA DEMONS
Outside, it is cold.
Phantom decides to go for a walk in the cold.
He likes the cold.
The street is wet from melting snow.
The melting snow is slushy.
Ick!
Slushy snow makes Phantom get wet.
Poor Phantom!
But Phantom doesn't mind.
He is happy to be outside.
On the corner, he sees a group of people holding signs.
What could the signs say?
They have the letters 'P'
'E'
'T'
And
'A'
Written on them.
What does PETA mean?
Phantom asks a man in the crowd.
The man says PETA means
PEOPLE
For the
ETHICAL
TREATMENT
Of
ANIMALS.
The man gives Phantom a flyer.
It has lots of big words on it.
'Ethical' is a big word.
Phantom is confused!
Poor Phantom!
What could ethical mean?
Phantom sees the word 'veganism' on the paper.
He doesn't know what veganism is either!
Poor Phantom!
His head hurts from wondering!
The crowd begins to ask him questions.
Someone asks if he's vegan or vegetarian.
Phantom's poor head!
He's so confused!
Oh no!
The crowd is scary!
The PETA people's eyes are turning red.
AHHH! FEAR THE PETA DEMONS!
Phantom runs away as fast as he can until he reaches home.
Phantom hugs his teddy bear Mini Phantom.
Phantom feels better.
But he is still confused.
Can you tell Phantom what the big words mean so his head won't hurt?